My girlfriend is retarded

1. 2020-03-15 at 1:33 AM UTC

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   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
   Apparently the whole "social distancing" thing hasn't sunk in and going to a giant public place with god knows what fluids in the water and air is a good idea. Oh well. Guess I'm catching it too soon.
2. 2020-03-15 at 3:56 AM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by ORACLE Apparently the whole "social distancing" thing hasn't sunk in and going to a giant public place with god knows what fluids in the water and air is a good idea. Oh well. Guess I'm catching it too soon.

   
   I thought about quarantining but im never ready for 1 day let alone 14.
   
   If they want me to quarantine they need to beat up my landlord for putting jank ass hollow papery doors on my abode.
   
   Fucking pigs.
3. 2020-03-15 at 4:03 AM UTC

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   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by section 8 housing hero post pics of gf or blowup doll

   
   Not much of a difference, with this one's brains
4. 2020-03-15 at 4:46 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Then why is she your girlfriend?
5. 2020-03-15 at 4:53 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by ORACLE fluids

6. 2020-03-15 at 4:56 AM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Make her sleep outside your door with a sign around her neck that outs her as a walking plague
7. 2020-03-15 at 2:06 PM UTC

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   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by section 8 housing hero with that train of thought go ahead and post her nudes

   
   
8. 2020-03-15 at 2:09 PM UTC

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   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Erekshun Then why is she your girlfriend?

   
   Her mustache feels good on my pussy
9. 2020-03-15 at 2:17 PM UTC

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   ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by CASPER Make her sleep outside your door with a sign around her neck that outs her as a walking plague

   
   Lol I actually have a plague doctor mask that I plan to wear when she gets back.
   
   It is an ornate one rather than an accurate one (I got it for a Halloween party).
   
   
10. 2020-03-15 at 2:25 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by ORACLE Lol I actually have a plague doctor mask that I plan to wear when she gets back.
    
    It is an ornate one rather than an accurate one (I got it for a Halloween party).
    
    

    
    Do you go to Eyes Wide Shut parties?
11. 2020-03-15 at 3:02 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    He means boyfriend.
12. 2020-03-15 at 3:13 PM UTC

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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Do you go to Eyes Wide Shut parties?

    
    Sometimes.
13. 2020-03-15 at 3:14 PM UTC

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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by -SpectraL He means boyfriend.

    
    
14. 2020-03-15 at 7:32 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    your girlfriend is no different from the rest in terms of intelligence. They run on emotions and feelings.
    Poast newds
15. 2020-03-15 at 7:36 PM UTC

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    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
    nigga what i want to know is how someone who is so intelligent can't see that they're just cucking you repeatedly by your fear, just like with every other outbreak that's supposed to kill us all every year or two
16. 2020-03-15 at 8:14 PM UTC

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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III nigga what i want to know is how someone who is so intelligent can't see that they're just cucking you repeatedly by your fear, just like with every other outbreak that's supposed to kill us all every year or two

    
    No nigga, it's not that we are all gonna die... I just want you to appreciate raw statistics... 14 day incubation period before infection, R0 of 2.5 and 0.6-2% mortality... 39 million+ people are gonna die unless we all INDIVIDUALLY DO OUR PART.
    
    I AM LEGIT GETTING ANGRY, LEARN GAME THEORY YOU RETARDED NIGGERS
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • CASPER, 
    • street_carp
17. 2020-03-15 at 8:27 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by ORACLE No nigga, it's not that we are all gonna die… I just want you to appreciate raw statistics… 14 day incubation period before infection, R0 of 2.5 and 0.6-2% mortality… 39 million+ people are gonna die unless we all INDIVIDUALLY DO OUR PART.
    
    I AM LEGIT GETTING ANGRY, LEARN GAME THEORY YOU RETARDED NIGGERS

    
    Will you be one of the 39 million?
18. 2020-03-15 at 8:34 PM UTC

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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Will you be one of the 39 million?

    
    Let's hope
19. 2020-03-15 at 8:48 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by ORACLE Let's hope

    
    Awwww.
20. 2020-03-15 at 9:56 PM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    My girlfriend rarely goes anywhere without me and is pumped about the virus justifying her tendency to isolate her and her kid. She is rude to strangers too and threatened a black woman at a grocery store the other day, She's the person in my life least likely to infect me. Some friends of mine do retarded things though but I'm staying away from them