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2020-04-15 at 7:33 PM UTC in 82% of the corona bailout money will go directly to the wealthy elite.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Term used loosely, not necessarily "investing' it.
Paying off bill/debt
Buying food for your starving family
Saving it as part of your emergency fund etc.
Versus
Buying another stupid drone or other crap.
€60 for a drone didn't exactly break the bank.
You basically want no one to have toys besides you.
And if someone is poor, it's not because they earn so much less, it's because they waste so much by having any fun at all. -
2020-04-15 at 7:30 PM UTC in Learn COBOL!
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2020-04-15 at 7:25 PM UTC in Amy from Amy's Journey bitch slapped her baby on youtube.
Originally posted by theshroomguy It's supposed to stop men from lusting after her,cause you know in Islam all men are sex hounds who'd rape at the first chance.
Yeah I've heard so many stories from women who have traveled to muslim countries. Guys jacking off at the beach and following them around and the like. It's real. -
2020-04-15 at 6:57 PM UTC in Learn COBOL!I was literally talking to my boss today about Cobol and he was all like "oh cobol is so performant...we can't replace it".
And Cobol hasn't given the company any headaches ever, whereas Java...
Believe me, Cobol is going nowhere. -
2020-04-15 at 6:54 PM UTC in Learn COBOL!
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2020-04-15 at 6:53 PM UTC in Watching this brazillian niu jitsu demo
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2020-04-15 at 6:50 PM UTC in Learn COBOL!
Originally posted by gadzooks Ok you're not wrong.
Cobolt actually is in high demand.
But mostly because people are idiots.
We don't need cobolt to run the world we need something maintainable like python or even ruby for fucks sake. But preferably python, because it has all the libraries we need for whatever purpose at hand.
Python is a slow piece of shit, and so is Java.
Cobol has amazing performance and reliability and is just about unhackable.
And the reason you haven't heard about it is because everyone who knows it is too busy cashing in at big banks.
And most of the programmers are currently aging out and retiring.
Cobol runs 95%+ of all bank transactions. Cobol isn't getting replaced. Cobol has an amazing future ahead of it.
If you have seen this thread and aren't currently planning on learning Cobol, you are an idiot and you will hate yourself in 20 years time for not taking my advice.
Enjoy competing with a zillion pajeets for programming work in Corona world. -
2020-04-15 at 6:42 PM UTC in Learn COBOL!
Originally posted by gadzooks Why are people even demanding Cobol?
They are likely elderly and irrelevant.
They're like 200 years old and have a turnover in the billions and trillions.
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=cobol+programmer+shortage&s=d -
2020-04-15 at 6:40 PM UTC in Learn COBOL!
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2020-04-15 at 6:39 PM UTC in Learn COBOL!
Originally posted by gadzooks Seems kinda gay, tbh.
Same with Fortran.
We should learning lisp if anything.
But even that's kinda gay
Why over complicate things?
What the fuck?
I just said, Cobol programmers are in demand. All the banks use it for their core systems.
There is very little demand for Fortran or LISP programmers. -
2020-04-15 at 6:18 PM UTC in 82% of the corona bailout money will go directly to the wealthy elite.
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2020-04-15 at 6:15 PM UTC in You want some outrage? and this time its not false!
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No,
He told the unemployment office on his unemployment application that he was fired for being black and so would qualify for unemployment…we are informed of this and disputed that and said what really happened was he walked out on the job (does not qualify for unemployment)…he gets unemployment while waiting on the tribunal to happen…which took 4-6 months as I recall…at which point he "lost" and had to pay back all the unemployment because he wasn't entitled to it.
Tell the truth joggle boo, you fired him for no reason besides that you hated him because of the colour of his skin. -
2020-04-15 at 6:14 PM UTC in You want some outrage? and this time its not false!
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Scummy fucks at work been cheating me outta my pay.
I am suppose to get paid extra when I fill in for people in pay grades above me.
Well I count 2 weeks this year and at least 2 weeks last year where I filled in and should have been paid more.
I been asking about it since 2018 but i dont remember more than those 4 weeks because most the time before that I was too drunk to remember.
Anyways every time I asked about it I have been given the run around by spin artists and cucky bastards.
Well today I got verification that I am suppose to be paid more.
Tomorrow Im going to ask for my 4 weeks of back pay.
Now is not the time to be fucking people over.
The whole time they knew I was suppose to get paid more but they told me they didn't know.
I can't wait to confront them about it tomorrow.
Im tired of being taken advantage of.
I got fucked like that once when I was working in a factory. I was supposed to get a shift allowance of something like €100 a week after a few months. 9 months later and still no shift allowance. I raised it, but nothing. I left soon after and got way more money somewhere else, but only for a few months before I went back to college. The place I moved to later moved to China. The place where I got fucked - the boss expanded, sold the company, and started up again somewhere else. Scumbags thrive in capitalism. -
2020-04-15 at 5:54 PM UTC in WTF I am being spied on by Google and have proof
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood They should not know what I watch on twitch.
That would be like going to McDonald's and getting a shake and then you get an ad from dairy Queen for a shake.
Corporate espionage is illegal. I am gonna contact twitch, the BBB and the FBI.
But goy, do you let Chrome manage your passwords? -
2020-04-15 at 5:33 PM UTC in What is your opinion Jig
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2020-04-15 at 5:29 PM UTC in Taiwan is 800km/500mi from Wuhan, and is not in the WHODo they jiggle the boo?
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2020-04-15 at 5:28 PM UTC in WTF I am being spied on by Google and have proofWhat's the matter goy? Don't you appreciate how our carefully crafted algorithms always recommend the most relevant results to your pitiful interests?
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2020-04-15 at 5:21 PM UTC in Cutting the logo off my jeans so i don't look like a flamboyant flyboy.I hate the way clothes keep trying to turn you into an advertising billboard.
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2020-04-15 at 4:43 PM UTC in Trump halts all funding to WHO accusing them of lying about and accelerating pandemicThey did lie (and are still lying) and they did accelerate the pandemic.
Fuckers need to be held to account. You can't just bullshit people with that "masks don't work" crap and not expect us to be angry. -
2020-04-15 at 7:37 AM UTC in My uncle might have coronavirus
*coof*
