Posts by Kev

1. 2022-01-02 at 5:36 AM UTC in Who’s best kemonomimi (warning:autism)
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Let me tell you about my underground clandestine genetics program
   
   
   
   
   
   on that note
   
   

   
   Joepedo already engineered catgirls in his lab, if we can get him over here he might show us how, he calls it "fursitioning"
   
   i might post the thread i saved later.
2. 2022-01-02 at 5:34 AM UTC in Touhou
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Bigboi71
   Pick the cave you want to fight in

   
   that one right there, i bet you cant climb, pussy.
   
   its also dark enough to see the laptop screen on the game we gonna duel. so which touhou will it be negro?
3. 2022-01-02 at 5:25 AM UTC in Becoming tyrannosexual
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Tyrant Arrows had feathers, I bet you wouldn't think an arrow was gay sticking out of your chest

   
   penetrating another man is pretty ghey
4. 2022-01-01 at 7:34 PM UTC in Touhou
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Bigboi71 You suck at vidya nigger I bet you suck shit

   
   1b1 me bitch, name the server, we know its at yo mamas house but i need the exact IP
5. 2022-01-01 at 7:33 PM UTC in Touhou
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Solstice You've never seen the autists on Youtube who do the craziest bosses on Lunatic mode without dying once?

   
   they are probably tool assisted speedruns
6. 2022-01-01 at 7:12 PM UTC in Why do black people hate meth
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Bigboi71 Eat them

   
   if you lick them, you risk getting high on the KFC greese
7. 2022-01-01 at 7:11 PM UTC in Who’s best kemonomimi (warning:autism)
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Bigboi71 Tl:dr I wanna fuck a foxgirl
   
   I want to bridal carry my foxgirl waifu
   To the bedroom, I want to sit her on the bed and then I want to sit next to her, then I want to kiss her deeply then begin kissing her all over, giving her playful nipples on her neck and ear, as I do this I undress her and kiss her, then I play with and suck on her nipples a bit and kiss her belly and remove her panties, then I penetrate her, as we fuck she leg locks me, as we climax we do a big sloppy kiss and I come inside her. Afterwords we cuddle with my head on her breast and we fall asleep.
   
   I’m sorry about you reading that it’s probably cringe

   
   i came
8. 2022-01-01 at 7:10 PM UTC in Touhou
   Kev Space Nigga
   im weak? how about we take it outside and you say that to my face, nigger?
   
   im not suggesting it becomes an h game, just thought it would be a fun incentive. i dont like looking up pictures and getting it in one click, theres no fun in that. its more rewarding to earn it.
9. 2022-01-01 at 6:58 PM UTC in celebratin xmas with some liquid ecstasy
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Obbe I didn't have a choice, I was born there after my parents thought the world was ending due to the Cuban missle crisis and only once the doors were unlocked in 1997 was I able to emerge into this strange apocalyptic wasteland.

   
   o i c
   that sucks, homs. but at least this strange wasteland has many escapes. drugs, fiction and tentacle porn galore. hop on the bandwagon, raid-huffer. the temple of the screaming electron awaits you.
10. 2022-01-01 at 6:54 PM UTC in How many 5 year olds could you defeat with your bare hands?
    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ^Idiot thinks his post was logical

    
    you said i was hoping to beat them with my bare hands in response to a post where i clearly said i intended to do nothing. when i pointed out your faulty logic, you tried to intimidate me until you saw my loli has a bigger gun. now all you can do is be butthurt
    
    bout time you learned your place as my bitch
11. 2022-01-01 at 6:39 PM UTC in Becoming tyrannosexual
    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Tyrant No reptiles don't have hair or bums

    
    but dinosaurs had feathers, thats pretty gay
    
    i support tyranosexuality tho, it sounds neat
12. 2022-01-01 at 6:33 PM UTC in How many 5 year olds could you defeat with your bare hands?
    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You are an idiot, an unfunny idiot.

    
    salty sally, couldnt counter my last post with logical argumentation or coercion so all is left is butthurt.
    
    GET REKT FGT
13. 2022-01-01 at 6:30 PM UTC in Smartest posters on NIS list
    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood is drinking killing brain cells just a boomer meme or is that actually a real proven thing to happen because after the debauchery of last night/ this morning I definitely feel more retarded

    
    lol
    
    

    Originally posted by Bradley feel the durrrr

    
    LOL
14. 2022-01-01 at 6:22 PM UTC in How many 5 year olds could you defeat with your bare hands?
    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The "can't rape the willing" defense.

    
    heres the thing, i have 200 HP, a cuddle attack is super effective against children, dealing about 20 HP damage but only deals about 1 dmg to me, but because theres a horde of these kindergartners, it would take only a few waves of cuddle attacks from them before i am dead. it doesnt hurt, only tickles and death is a euphoric experience, so i figured i may as well die happy and not bother resisting.
    
    now if its me and a kindergartner one on one, i could defeat her with just 2 moves max, one if its a critical hit.
15. 2022-01-01 at 6:08 PM UTC in How many 5 year olds could you defeat with your bare hands?
    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Admit it, when you first saw this thread you were drunk and or high and got all excited because you thought it read, "How many five year olds could you beat off with your bare hands".

    
    ohh not so tough now, sally.
    
    i admit i was properly tipsy for the new year but i believe i welcomed the kinder gangbang that i was excited for, which is inconsistent with intending to use my hands for anything. i did say "i wouldnt resist at all" remember? ^^
16. 2022-01-01 at 6 PM UTC in Touhou
    Kev Space Nigga
    wheres the fun in that? no thrill of the hunt.
    
    fuck me though some of those levels are impossible without infinite lives. i forget which exact touhou release it was but it was the boss they called princess lunatic (the name fits the spastic bitch perfectly) that i could never get past, the pattern of bullets was not dodgable, i swear to god.
    
    I gotta play again sometime, but the developer shouldve added an incentive, every time we beat a level, reimu takes an article of clothing off and if we beat the game, she gets nakie. ^^
    
    wot u fink fuys?
17. 2022-01-01 at 5:51 PM UTC in Touhou
    Kev Space Nigga
    touhou i remember that shit, good times. is there a cheat code to undress reimu?
18. 2022-01-01 at 5:49 PM UTC in Ghislaine Maxwell Guilty on 5 charges
    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley This isn't 1984 "Thought crime".

    
    it will be once the brain computer interfaces start rolling out.
19. 2022-01-01 at 5:46 PM UTC in Don't you just fucking hate homosexuals and want to kill them?
    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Tyrant God I just want to bomb Iran

    
    why cause they executed your boyfriend for faggotry?
20. 2022-01-01 at 5:45 PM UTC in celebratin xmas with some liquid ecstasy
    Kev Space Nigga
    i agree the regional vernacular can be confusing, but liquid ecstasy is the one and only slang i ever heard for GHB, i dont make the rules.
    
    it appears the reason this slang caught on was due to the empathogenic effects of GHB that are similar to ecstasy, though they are a lot weaker.