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Posts by Hikikomori-Fujoshi

  1. Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ You are clinically retarded.

    You look like a crackhead
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    He was agreeing with you
  3. Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Sorry my mind is not in the gutter with yours. Mines in the ditch.

    You have no mind you retarded npc
  4. Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    technologist is really dumb you can't expect her to understand humor
  5. Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian
    HUGE COCK NOSE
  6. Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    It looks like a squid to me idk I'm not an expert on exotic sea creatures
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    Should I donate it to the Indianapolis zoo?
  8. Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    I'm on my mom's phone banning my ip won't work
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  10. Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    I like to use them while enjoying fine American cuisine such as McDonald's
  11. Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    The only thing you win is the guinness world record for biggest chin
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  13. Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian But Hiki…no one agrees.

    Your nose however.

    PENIS!


    No the general consensus here is that you're really ugly and you have a fucked up nose.

  14. Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I dont have to work today so im taking my time getting around to it.
    The only thing you have done is encourage me to take better care of my smile.


    That perspective makes your chin look almost as big as chintavian's
  15. Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Right, they just gave me the visa…

    Oh one other thing that "didn't" happen. I had to have a medical before the interview (same day/different place though) and they took chest xrays. After the exam they gave me the xrays in a rolled up tube thing and said "Hang on to these, you'll need to produce them to immigration when you get to the US or they'll refuse you entry.

    So I held on to those things for dear life for the next 6 weeks (Before I left the UK) and on the plane…then at my entrance interview I offered the tube to the 2 guys interviewing me..they looked at the tube and said "What's that"

    I said "My chest xrays"…they looked at each other and said "Why would we want your chest xrays"…

    SMH as the anatomically correct DTE would say.

    None of that happened
  16. Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I can see Hiki at the immigration office/interview/embassy now.

    What qualifications do you have

    None

    What kind of wealth/savings do you have, can you afford to sustain yourself for 6 months before you qualify for a work visa?

    None/no

    What kind of career do you have that might be attractive to us, Engineer? Doctor?

    No, Nothing

    Why do you think we'd grant you an immigration visa?

    Because I want one.

    It's so sad how your entire life revolves around work
  17. Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When I had my immigration visa interview at the American Embassy in London it was like your stereotypical spy movie interview. In an empty office with a light bulb (it did have a shade though).

    The guy was talking to me perfectly reasonably asking me mundane questions and then all of a sudden as I was mid sentence answering one question he slammed his fist on the desk, leaned closer and quickly yelled "WHERE WAS YOUR FATHER BORN???"

    None of that ever happened
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  19. Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Octavian

    Dream?
    Don't you mean nightmare?
  20. Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    It's funny because your nose literally looks like a penis
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