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Poll: Where should Hiki-sama move to?

Where should I move to

  1. #21
    Op thinks he has a choice, lololol
  2. #22
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S is that really hiki or is it someone else?

    I looked it up, it's some guy called Yandere dev.
    I don't have a nose that huge, octo is just projecting his deformities onto me.
    Growing up with a huge chin and fucked up nose took a tole on his psyche.
  3. #23
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Op thinks he has a choice, lololol
  4. #24
    I can see Hiki at the immigration office/interview/embassy now.

    What qualifications do you have

    None

    What kind of wealth/savings do you have, can you afford to sustain yourself for 6 months before you qualify for a work visa?

    None/no

    What kind of career do you have that might be attractive to us, Engineer? Doctor?

    No, Nothing

    Why do you think we'd grant you an immigration visa?

    Because I want one.
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  5. #25
    Octavian motherfucker
    *looks Juden*


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  6. #26
    I think Liberia might take him.
  7. #27
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Hiki what ever happened to you living in a camper van with your mom and travelling america?
  8. #28
    When I had my immigration visa interview at the American Embassy in London it was like your stereotypical spy movie interview. In an empty office with a light bulb (it did have a shade though).

    The guy was talking to me perfectly reasonably asking me mundane questions and then all of a sudden as I was mid sentence answering one question he slammed his fist on the desk, leaned closer and quickly yelled "WHERE WAS YOUR FATHER BORN???"
  9. #29
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When I had my immigration visa interview at the American Embassy in London it was like your stereotypical spy movie interview. In an empty office with a light bulb (it did have a shade though).

    The guy was talking to me perfectly reasonably asking me mundane questions and then all of a sudden as I was mid sentence answering one question he slammed his fist on the desk, leaned closer and quickly yelled "WHERE WAS YOUR FATHER BORN???"

    None of that ever happened
  10. #30
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I can see Hiki at the immigration office/interview/embassy now.

    What qualifications do you have

    None

    What kind of wealth/savings do you have, can you afford to sustain yourself for 6 months before you qualify for a work visa?

    None/no

    What kind of career do you have that might be attractive to us, Engineer? Doctor?

    No, Nothing

    Why do you think we'd grant you an immigration visa?

    Because I want one.

    It's so sad how your entire life revolves around work
  11. #31
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi None of that ever happened

    Do you know who your dad is yet?
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi None of that ever happened

    Right, they just gave me the visa...

    Oh one other thing that "didn't" happen. I had to have a medical before the interview (same day/different place though) and they took chest xrays. After the exam they gave me the xrays in a rolled up tube thing and said "Hang on to these, you'll need to produce them to immigration when you get to the US or they'll refuse you entry.

    So I held on to those things for dear life for the next 6 weeks (Before I left the UK) and on the plane...then at my entrance interview I offered the tube to the 2 guys interviewing me..they looked at the tube and said "What's that"

    I said "My chest xrays"...they looked at each other and said "Why would we want your chest xrays"...

    SMH as the anatomically correct DTE would say.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi It's so sad how your entire life revolves around work

    non sequitur. work/wealth/marriage or relatives are pretty much the ONLY way you can get an immigration visa.
  14. #34
    Hikikomori-Fujoshi African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Right, they just gave me the visa…

    Oh one other thing that "didn't" happen. I had to have a medical before the interview (same day/different place though) and they took chest xrays. After the exam they gave me the xrays in a rolled up tube thing and said "Hang on to these, you'll need to produce them to immigration when you get to the US or they'll refuse you entry.

    So I held on to those things for dear life for the next 6 weeks (Before I left the UK) and on the plane…then at my entrance interview I offered the tube to the 2 guys interviewing me..they looked at the tube and said "What's that"

    I said "My chest xrays"…they looked at each other and said "Why would we want your chest xrays"…

    SMH as the anatomically correct DTE would say.

    None of that happened
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi None of that happened

    Well none of it is going to happen in your moms basement that's for damn sure..and going upstairs to get some cookies and milk isn't "emigrating". Lolol you have the mind of a child if you think you can "decide" to move country.
  16. #36
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Canada
  17. #37
    Octavian motherfucker





  18. #38
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    How about "out of mom's house"??
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  19. #39
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Canada
  20. #40
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Quebec
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