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  1. we built this city
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  2. Originally posted by mmQ Lend or borrow?

     

    Grammar > Easily confused words > Lend or borrow?

    from English Grammar Today

    Lend means ‘give something to someone for a short time, expecting that you will get it back’. The past simple and the -ed form are lent:

    I never lend my CDs to anyone.

    I lent Gary £30. (I expect that Gary will return this to me)

    Borrow is a regular verb meaning ‘get something from someone, intending to give it back after a short time’:

    Could I borrow your pen for a minute, please?

    Laura used to borrow money from me all the time.

    Typical error

    When you give something, you lend it; when you get or receive something, you borrow it:

    Can I borrow your dictionary?

    Not: Can I lend your dictionary?

    'Will you lend me your dictionary' works.

    'lend' is not a transitive verb so of course you can't use it the same. what kind of shit were you trying to prove?
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  3. Lend

    grant to (someone) the use of (something) on the understanding that it shall be returned.
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  4. Ahahahahaha the sprinkles on that muffin top

    Is that why she calls herself candy?
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  5. I'm talking to Octavian, not you. Learn your place little girl.
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  6. Originally posted by Octavian §m£ÂgØL did Candy really ask to borrow $80 and show her tits?

    Smh

    Yeah dude but she's gonna deny it on here because she's embarrassed.
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  7. Originally posted by ORACLE There is one single Joker per batman. This felt like some sort of random shitty serious comedian film with retarded reasons to be connected to the Batman universe.

    There are literally an endless amount of Batmans. DC has had the multiverse thing going on for a while now. This is just one of many Jokers. Some universes have multiple jokers. Some have no Batman. Some most definitely have neither. There's one universe where Gotham doesn't even have crime and the Wayne family wasn't corrupt, so no Batman ever appeared.

    They have already stated that the universe in this movie is a separate universe. Similar to the Venom film being in a separate universe from the Spiderman movies.
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  8. I thought I'd try it out lol.

    Are there any guides or beginner books I can read to help me out? I want my 72 virgins.
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  10. Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal You're a mexican no one cares what you have to day

    Fuck off back to plumbing toilets, shitskin.

    Again, plumbing toilets is a good career and better than anything you have ever worked.
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  11. Imagine making fun of someone for having cancer
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  12. Everything was set in motion for Maciej Wieslaw Lata. Today was the day, and he could not be more excited. His plan had felt so precarious before. So risky. He'd spent many late nights wondering how this would all turn out, and hoping his anxiety would not get the best of him when the time finally came. "Will she like me?" "Will I like her?" "Am I going to get arrested?"

    The drive seemed endless. "Mbye is should turn bacik," he thought. "wht am I even doinjg? I need to finish my horse picture. What if I get caug ht? Pedophlils are not treated well in American prisons. It's unfare."

    Maciej pulled over into an ALDI and checked his phone.

    JENNY: OMG you would do that??? I love pepperoni.

    "Right, pizza," Maciej said. He had almost forgotten the pizza.


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    The cashier smiled as she scanned Maciej's items. "Aww, how old are they?" She asked.

    "Wha t?"

    "How old are your kids?" The woman repeated, shaking the colorful package on the counter.

    "Oh uh,, I dont have anyt. Kid s like bubbles right ?"

    "Well mine did when they were younger, but now they're all grown up and doing their own thing. I hardly even see them anymore."

    "That's how it is," the lady behind him said. "They get older and all they want to do is leave the house."

    "Oh yeah, definitely. I haven't seen my kids since Christmas."

    "Well my youngest still lives with me so her I still see everyday, but my two sons? Nah." The woman shook her head. "I'm lucky if they even call."

    The cashier laughed, "How it goes, right? They gotta leave the nest someday."

    Maciej flashed a bright red.

    "SHUT TUPT HSUPT HUP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! Stfupid fucking WOMEN! Stufklfucking HERE! JUST TaKE IT!" He shouted, tossing a ten dollar bill onto the counter before stomping towards the door. Muffled screams could be heard from inside as Maciej slammed the door of his car and pulled off onto the road.

    "Sir, don't you want your change?" The cashier asked.


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    It was noon by the time Maciej decided to enter the house. White shutters, beige trim, a bike in the yard. There was no mistaking it. A family lived here. He'd spent a good two hours parked across the street, just in case, and he was sure that nobody was home. At least, not any adults.

    "Her e goe n nothing, he said.

    Knock knock.

    Knock knock.

    "Come in!" A sweet voice said from behind the door. "I'm just getting ready!"

    Maciej entered the house. "It's ok ay. I brought pizza like you wante. this kictchen is very nice by the wayy. Kif your dad wants some n ew art t ell hi m to call me."

    "Alright," the girl said. "What kind of pizza did you bring? Did you bring the soda?"

    "Damn," Maciej thought. "i fo rgot the sopda."

    A door opened up across the room, and a suited man entered. "Hey," the man said. "Why don't you take a seat right there?"

    Maciej looked around frantically. Where was the girl?

    "It's alright," the man said. "Just take a seat."

    Maciej sat down.

    "Can you tell me why you're here?"

    "i waasjh juust devilring a pizza. it's peprini".

    "Uh-huh, and can you tell me why you sent this to a twelve year old girl? It says, 'I want to fuck your brains out, Jenny. I want to fuck your brains out so bad.' Now tell me Maciej, why would you say that to a twelve year old girl?"

    "Thyaat wasnt me. "

    "Well it certainly appears to be you. Now tell me Maciej, did you bring any condoms today?"

    "No," Maciej said.

    "Alright, well there is one more thing you need to know. I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we are doing a story on internet predators. If you have anything else you would like to say, we would love to hear it, but if not you are obviously free to leave the building," Chris Hansen said.

    "Ar e you wokrning for rRaphael Lucioano?" He asked.

    "I don't know who that is," Chris Hansen said. "But the only people I'm working for is NBC."

    "Oka y," Maciej said. "There a re cops outsiude theqn?"

    "There are police outside, yes," Hansen said.

    Maciej sighed and looked out the window. "Are a ny of themnj wome en?"
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  13. Originally posted by -SpectraL Would you eat a cat food sandwich, if you really had to? If you were starving and you only had 99 cents?

    If you only have 99 cents you can get quite a lot of food at the dollar store. A can of chilli or something.

    Or some catfood, sure.
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  14. Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Real totseans were all about cyberpunk

    Blade Runner is a shit movie dude. And yes, I've watched the extended director's cut or whatever. It's shit. Have you read the book? It's so much better and so much more in depth. The movie is just a visual cock show and it feels disjointed and illogical.

    There are instances where the book is just as good as the movie. Like Harry Potter for instance. They did a great job recreating it. But the Blade Runner adaptation is fucking shit. I'm not even sure you see his wife at all even though she's a HUGE part of the book. They don't even mention that its a post-apocalyptic. AND THEY LEFT OUT THE GODDAMN ANDROID SHEEP which is one of the coolest concepts in the story.

    Yeah, I'm not surprised your uncultured ass like a basic ass movie like Blade Runner. It's got no substance, just like you.
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  15. My record? Squeaky clean.

    No assaults. No theft. No breaking a restraining order. No strangulation.


    And no daughter rape.
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  16. Hold up, let me check my youtube videos.
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  17. Vinny can you translate?
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  18. ITT: Bitch ass punks who mad they can't do 20 pushups
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  19. Seriously though alcohol always makes those emotions worse. Anger and depression are 2x when you're drunk. Just try to remember that before you send any more schizoid messages. Do what I do and talk to randoms so nobody remembers the embarrassment but you.
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  20. Originally posted by AngryIVer I got in an accident without insurance in a "no-fault" state and got sued by the insurance company, lost my license, and had to file bankruptcy to get it back.



    Also Cheyes is dead why are you responding to him
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