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2020-09-21 at 5:51 PM UTC in Homeless people stories
Originally posted by theshroomguy a friend of mine spoke to the guy once and apparently he chooses to live this way cause it's "Freedom" for him or some shit. whatever floats peoples boats i guess.
I think people just say that to help them cope. I mean, it is more free, but there's also a lot of hardships involved that I think most people choose to avoid if they can afford it. I've been hitchhiking and while it's cool as hell to be able to go anywhere by sticking out your thumb, you spend a lot of time waiting, exposed to the elements, dealing with police, not knowing where you'll sleep at night, physical exhaustion from walking so much, etc.
There's a reason rich people don't really live a hitchhiking life. I have read about this one rich old dude who hitchhikes once a year, but the rest of the time he spends in his house living a normal life. The experience is cool but living rough and dirty in a city just because of 'freedom'? Eh. I don't buy it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-09-20 at 11:50 PM UTC in hey gadzooksGadz this is a lot of Wariat you've read. I suggest some whiskey to wash out that filth.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-20 at 3:39 PM UTC in hey gadzooksEverything was set in motion for Maciej Wieslaw Lata. Today was the day, and he could not be more excited. His plan had felt so precarious before. So risky. He'd spent many late nights wondering how this would all turn out, and hoping his anxiety would not get the best of him when the time finally came. "Will she like me?" "Will I like her?" "Am I going to get arrested?"
The drive seemed endless. "Mbye is should turn bacik," he thought. "wht am I even doinjg? I need to finish my horse picture. What if I get caug ht? Pedophlils are not treated well in American prisons. It's unfare."
Maciej pulled over into an ALDI and checked his phone.
JENNY: OMG you would do that??? I love pepperoni
"Right, pizza," Maciej said. He had almost forgotten the pizza.
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The cashier smiled as she scanned Maciej's items. "Aww, how old are they?" She asked.
"Wha t?"
"How old are your kids?" The woman repeated, shaking the colorful package on the counter.
"Oh uh,, I dont have anyt. Kid s like bubbles right ?"
"Well mine did when they were younger, but now they're all grown up and doing their own thing. I hardly even see them anymore."
"That's how it is," the lady behind him said. "They get older and all they want to do is leave the house."
"Oh yeah, definitely. I haven't seen my kids since Christmas."
"Well my youngest still lives with me so her I still see everyday, but my two sons? Nah." The woman shook her head. "I'm lucky if they even call."
The cashier laughed, "How it goes, right? They gotta leave the nest someday."
Maciej flashed a bright red.
"SHUT TUPT HSUPT HUP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! Stfupid fucking WOMEN! Stufklfucking HERE! JUST TaKE IT!" He shouted, tossing a ten dollar bill onto the counter before stomping towards the door. Muffled screams could be heard from inside as Maciej slammed the door of his car and pulled off onto the road.
"Sir, don't you want your change?" The cashier asked.
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It was noon by the time Maciej decided to enter the house. White shutters, beige trim, a bike in the yard. There was no mistaking it. A family lived here. He'd spent a good two hours parked across the street, just in case, and he was sure that nobody was home. At least, not any adults.
"Her e goe n nothing, he said.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
"Come in!" A sweet voice said from behind the door. "I'm just getting ready!"
Maciej entered the house. "It's ok ay. I brought pizza like you wante. this kictchen is very nice by the wayy. Kif your dad wants some n ew art t ell hi m to call me."
"Alright," the girl said. "What kind of pizza did you bring? Did you bring the soda?"
"Damn," Maciej thought. "i fo rgot the sopda."
A door opened up across the room, and a suited man entered. "Hey," the man said. "Why don't you take a seat right there?"
Maciej looked around frantically. Where was the girl?
"It's alright," the man said. "Just take a seat."
Maciej sat down.
"Can you tell me why you're here?"
"i waasjh juust devilring a pizza. it's peprini".
"Uh-huh, and can you tell me why you sent this to a twelve year old girl? It says, 'I want to fuck your brains out, Jenny. I want to fuck your brains out so bad.' Now tell me Maciej, why would you say that to a twelve year old girl?"
"Thyaat wasnt me. "
"Well it certainly appears to be you. Now tell me Maciej, did you bring any condoms today?"
"No," Maciej said.
"Alright, well there is one more thing you need to know. I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we are doing a story on internet predators. If you have anything else you would like to say, we would love to hear it, but if not you are obviously free to leave the building," Chris Hansen said.
"Ar e you wokrning for rRaphael Lucioano?" He asked.
"I don't know who that is," Chris Hansen said. "But the only people I'm working for is NBC."
"Oka y," Maciej said. "There a re cops outsiude theqn?"
"There are police outside, yes," Hansen said.
Maciej sighed and looked out the window. "Are a ny of themnj wome en?"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-09-20 at 2:45 PM UTC in Homeless people stories
Originally posted by Speedy Parker It sounds like you put your hands on a woman in violence but without choking her.
I grabbed her wrists to stop her from destroying shit or hurting me. That is how a real man does it. I mean pretty much any man is stronger than like 95% of women. Even if you don't work out and your arms are twigs (like Bill Krozby) you are probably stronger than most women.
But even if it's another man, unless that dude is trying to KILL you, there is no excuse for trying to strangle him. That is a bitch move, like kicking someone in the balls or pulling their hair.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-09-19 at 10:43 PM UTC in Do Black Lives Matter?Note how 60% of the users here say that black lives do not matter.
Not that they disagree with BLM
Just that they don't think black lives matter....
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2020-09-19 at 3:03 PM UTC in Trump admits he knew coronavirus was ‘deadly’ and worse than the flu while intentionally misleading AmericansThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-19 at 10:20 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by Grylls Nah I kinda went off them, might get a gorilla instead
lol dude gorillas fucking smell like fried chicken ALL THE TIME. One time my friend brought his gorilla slave over to smoke weed and the dumb fucking ape knocked over the bong and grinder. We made it carry bricks up and down the stairs for 5 hours lol.
Friend leaves and we go to bed. Next day I get up to go to work and the stairwell STILL smelled like gorilla. Like wtf?!?! They stink so fucking bad man. The babies are cute but the bucks are a hassle. Boonz are surprisingly easier to control.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-09-19 at 3:31 PM UTC in Homeless people storieslol u fucking bumThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-17 at 12:26 PM UTC in I CANT BREATHE
Originally posted by rabbitweed It is true.
You know what else is true?
That Mexicans aren't the Master Race :)
Make me a fucking taco
All of this is untrue. I can link you to some modern police training if you like. It's called positional asphyxia and it's been known of for a very long time. Many police departments already teach about this, and teach how to restrain someone properly so you dont restrict their breathing or injure them. Its standard knowledge for cops in many countries including yours. People CAN speak when they're being suffocated. Go ahead and try it. Only inflate your lungs a quarter of the way. See if you can talk and keep a timer running for when you pass out.
Humans need to fill our entire lungs to breathe correctly, and even over inflate them at times. This is why so many people died in the iron lung at first. They didn't know to over inflate.
If you want some reading this talks about the mechanism behind full inflation a little more objectively.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/lung-inflation
But sure, mexican jokes haha. Very funny.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-09-17 at 1:43 PM UTC in I CANT BREATHEThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-17 at 3:24 PM UTC in Do Black Lives Matter?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-18 at 1:18 AM UTC in How many times do you masturbate a dayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-17 at 4:24 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
Originally posted by Bugz Jesus was Brown. Peter was Black. None of them were white because they lived in a really really hot desert of the world.
now, I lived almost a close desert enviorment for some years. got hot as fuck in the summer. lots of sun. but I had A/C and stayed indoors. and I'm one shade above Albino
Not my family mind you. I was born with a lack of pigment. even my mom is dark european.
whats my point? Oh yeah. in the days of Jesus they didn't have A/C
Yep. People were A LOT darker back then too. Racial demographics were different in the classical era. Greeks used to be much much darker on average. You still see some really dark greeks but in general there was a lot more African ancestry than most people like to think.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-09-17 at 3:20 PM UTC in Do Black Lives Matter?You white people and your lack of familial support, I swear. My mom tells me I'm handsome every day.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-17 at 3:28 PM UTC in Speedy is stalking my post history and posting "OD" on every post after I proved him wrong about George Floyd
Originally posted by netstat I kind of envy him in a way. Being that stupid, capable of handwaving away any information or arguments that contradict his views and living with so much delusion would probably lead to a relatively low stress lifestyle where one isn't always having to reckon with and reconcile what's actually going on in reality. Although sometimes he does seem to get butthurt easily and go on 'urine idiot' posting sprees.
Honestly it has to be pretty fucking nice being dull and easily persuaded. Imagine being SpectraL or something. No thought. No love. All your thoughts float away into dust, and make way for the Alex Jones and Fox News.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-09-09 at 9:46 PM UTC in Do Black Lives Matter?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-17 at 2:01 PM UTC in Speedy is stalking my post history and posting "OD" on every post after I proved him wrong about George FloydDude is extremely butthurt lmaoThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-17 at 4:24 PM UTC in FINAL FANTASY FUCKING XVIThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-17 at 4:20 PM UTC in Do Black Lives Matter?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-09-17 at 3:51 PM UTC in Do Black Lives Matter?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
