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  1. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I never once said anything about figthing. I just said come one out and we can work it out. Common sense has prevented them from taking me up on the offer.

    So you just want a spirited discussion over tea? That's very civilized.
  2. Bugz Space Nigga
    Try being homeless in San Francisco, living out of a van (as I did.. and at one time near a river aka Walnut Creek). In the summer time. When San Francisco changes wind directions and sucks fog in around late June. live there until September when it starts to burn off. Late at night, Second floor of a Garage totally exposed (though a secure spot with security guards) and have the fog roll in and being like 2 blocks from a Lighthouse and Foghorn.

    COLD. A WET COLD. FOG IS LIKE 1 DEGREE ABOVE FREEZING POINT.

    Fuck its cold, you try to fight bronchitis, your windows get fogged up and dripping with cold-sweat condensation from your smelly fog breath.

    Thats what Mark fucking Twain should of wrote about San Francisco. when he was a fucking nobody before his faggoted pretentious pen name he created in case people hated his poems and stories while working at San Francisco Examiner or chronicle or whatever the fuck it was called back then.

    fuck being homeless in fog, smell of urine everywhere and poo. oh, and loud ass seagulls that fly inland with the fog and foghorn blowing.

    Sorry, I'm having a flashback of a moment that sucked but was a step or two up from being more sucky and homeless.
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed So you just want a spirited discussion over tea? That's very civilized.

    Strawman 2.0
  4. Theres this smackhead thats been coming back to the same corner at the intersection by my house for the past few years. He just sits there and panhandles, has a bike that i guess he rides from wherever the fuck he sleeps at and has pretty much become a fixture in the neighborhood. The man's skinny a.f and looks starving all the time but still manages to bike his ass to multiple pan spots. How this dude continues to live ill never know...
  5. Originally posted by theshroomguy Theres this smackhead thats been coming back to the same corner at the intersection by my house for the past few years. He just sits there and panhandles, has a bike that i guess he rides from wherever the fuck he sleeps at and has pretty much become a fixture in the neighborhood. The man's skinny a.f and looks starving all the time but still manages to bike his ass to multiple pan spots. How this dude continues to live ill never know…

    I have heard that some homeless people cannot get food stamps so they just eat rats which r actually quite nutritious
  6. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I have heard that some homeless people cannot get food stamps so they just eat rats which r actually quite nutritious

    Lol i'd imagine the panhandling brings at least some modicum of success for him or he wouldn't keep coming back year after year. Probly survives on cheap gas station food and handouts.
  7. What a horrible life, goddamn.

    My biggest problem today was not having enough pepperjack cheese.
  8. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You don't do the fucking you're the one thats gets fucked, you're the one thats craves getting used because its so carnal, wobble bottom

    Did i not just teach you this a couple weeks ago
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I knew a guy that lived in a 5 story Styrofoam house set on the side of a steep hill,, he used spray foam for glue and trees to hold it in place,, he believed the Alien's were coming to get him so he wouldnt live in a normal house
  10. Originally posted by POLECAT I knew a guy that lived in a 5 story Styrofoam house set on the side of a steep hill,, he used spray foam for glue and trees to hold it in place,, he believed the Alien's were coming to get him so he wouldnt live in a normal house

    I bet rainstorms were hell.
  11. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace What a horrible life, goddamn.

    My biggest problem today was not having enough pepperjack cheese.

    a friend of mine spoke to the guy once and apparently he chooses to live this way cause it's "Freedom" for him or some shit. whatever floats peoples boats i guess.
  12. Originally posted by POLECAT I knew a guy that lived in a 5 story Styrofoam house set on the side of a steep hill,, he used spray foam for glue and trees to hold it in place,, he believed the Alien's were coming to get him so he wouldnt live in a normal house

    What, he didn't want aliens looking up his address? Lol
  13. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I guess,, we were all over there getting high and tripping on mushrooms
  14. Originally posted by theshroomguy a friend of mine spoke to the guy once and apparently he chooses to live this way cause it's "Freedom" for him or some shit. whatever floats peoples boats i guess.

    I think people just say that to help them cope. I mean, it is more free, but there's also a lot of hardships involved that I think most people choose to avoid if they can afford it. I've been hitchhiking and while it's cool as hell to be able to go anywhere by sticking out your thumb, you spend a lot of time waiting, exposed to the elements, dealing with police, not knowing where you'll sleep at night, physical exhaustion from walking so much, etc.

    There's a reason rich people don't really live a hitchhiking life. I have read about this one rich old dude who hitchhikes once a year, but the rest of the time he spends in his house living a normal life. The experience is cool but living rough and dirty in a city just because of 'freedom'? Eh. I don't buy it.
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  15. Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I think people just say that to help them cope. I mean, it is more free, but there's also a lot of hardships involved that I think most people choose to avoid if they can afford it. I've been hitchhiking and while it's cool as hell to be able to go anywhere by sticking out your thumb, you spend a lot of time waiting, exposed to the elements, dealing with police, not knowing where you'll sleep at night, physical exhaustion from walking so much, etc.

    There's a reason rich people don't really live a hitchhiking life. I have read about this one rich old dude who hitchhikes once a year, but the rest of the time he spends in his house living a normal life. The experience is cool but living rough and dirty in a city just because of 'freedom'? Eh. I don't buy it.

    True, i honestly don't see anything liberating about shooting dope and panhandling at the same intersection for years on end. I suppose if you absolutely hate having a job and bills to pay it could be some sort of freedom. Your "office" is the street corner and couch surfing/living in a tent under a bridge would be home. But eh i don't see how anyone in they're right mind could think of it as a superior lifestyle without some serious mental gymnastics.

    Bet if that dude was given a million bucks he'd go straight for the nearest house he could buy.... then O.D on high quality H.
  16. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bugz Try being homeless in San Francisco, living out of a van (as I did.. and at one time near a river aka Walnut Creek). In the summer time. When San Francisco changes wind directions and sucks fog in around late June. live there until September when it starts to burn off. Late at night, Second floor of a Garage totally exposed (though a secure spot with security guards) and have the fog roll in and being like 2 blocks from a Lighthouse and Foghorn.

    COLD. A WET COLD. FOG IS LIKE 1 DEGREE ABOVE FREEZING POINT.

    Fuck its cold, you try to fight bronchitis, your windows get fogged up and dripping with cold-sweat condensation from your smelly fog breath.

    Thats what Mark fucking Twain should of wrote about San Francisco. when he was a fucking nobody before his faggoted pretentious pen name he created in case people hated his poems and stories while working at San Francisco Examiner or chronicle or whatever the fuck it was called back then.

    fuck being homeless in fog, smell of urine everywhere and poo. oh, and loud ass seagulls that fly inland with the fog and foghorn blowing.

    Sorry, I'm having a flashback of a moment that sucked but was a step or two up from being more sucky and homeless.

    😂😂😂
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