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2020-06-03 at 11:44 AM UTC in Boomers aren't bas-Cock nose nonce
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2020-06-03 at 7:02 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..LOL who the fuck would want a jedi nose faggot like you?
You’ll probably have to suck some nigger dick, ask your mom she knows someone for you -
2020-06-03 at 6:55 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Lol you just admitted you really are a virgin
What a loser, you’re around 30 years old -
2020-06-03 at 5:39 AM UTC in OMG did the police ever fuck up on this one.
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2020-06-03 at 5:23 AM UTC in OMG did the police ever fuck up on this one.
https://twitter.com/ColumbusPolice/status/1267568211370934272?s=20
They came across this bus and I guess it was blocking trafiic. I mean it is a bus and it is big. But the picture shows so yellow road markings or anything. Im guessing it was off to the side in more of a parking lot.
And they got a search warrant and think they have found all this stuff that is supplies for rioters and are talking about charges.
Only thing is I know this bus and I know what they actually found.
First off this bus belongs to a bunch of circus performers who also live out of it when they are on the road.
The bats and rocks they are talking about are actually juggling pins and juggling balls.
The meat cleavers are just that. Meat cleavers... they live out of the bus and need to cut meat.
The axes are for cutting wood for either the wood stove that is also on the bus or for camp fires.
Clubs and other projectiles could be anything but like I said that bus belongs to circus performers.
Dumb ass cops.
I can't wait to hear about how the circus is cancelled because the riot police saved the day by executing a search warrant and confiscating suspisions bowling pins.
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2020-06-03 at 2:37 AM UTC in For anyone who thinks Derek M. Chauvin wasn't a racist murderer...Yeah bigger chink spic fag ! Do that !words!!
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2020-06-03 at 1:28 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionI only drink wine.
How's about that faggots.
3 months clean off Cocaine.
Robbed 4 dealers.
Am I doing OK?
I'm actually laughing my head off cause I've actually done what I've said.
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2020-06-02 at 10:21 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by FutureMan2030 Thanks. How did that pool feel today? It is about 95 here! I keep hoping we can spend more time together soon. Please text me sometime tonight
You dont have to make it so painfully obvious that candy has instructed you, her bitch, to intensify the basic bitch redundancy of your posts.
You were actually a little more decent before I made you a STAR. At least try to be subtle. -
2020-06-02 at 1:46 PM UTC in living alone kicks as
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2020-06-02 at 1:08 PM UTC in bye
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2020-06-02 at 10:08 AM UTC in byeWhat do you think star trek?
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2020-06-02 at 9:50 AM UTC in This is a guy who thinks I have a bug nose
Originally posted by Kev She asked people to guess what present she was getting and you said a gunshot wound. You were hate-flirting with her, it was so cute dawg.
I'm fairly certain that was more wishful thinking than flirtation on my part, but I can see how you might think that.
Originally posted by Kev No, its not much of a shock but since you reminded me, had any other highlighter incidents since? :P
I dont blame the money, I blame the electronics. I remember you saying your parents sucked cause they wouldnt let you play WoW too much or something. Then again i loved my online gaming too and… actually im not sure i can pretend i turned out that much better but i do have a job, im not fat and dont cross-dress. you mad brah? :D
No highlighter style incidents since then - I learned my lesson. As for my parents? Like that WoW anecdote hints at, my parents were very much not okay with the role electronics were playing in my life. I wasn't even playing that much WoW back then... but my only friend at the time... he was skipping school to play that shit, and my parents were kinda freaked out that I was gonna fall into the same trap. It's not like that was some one-off last ditch effort to curb the influence computers had on me either, they spent the whole of my adolescence trying to meticulously monitor and curate everything I did online. They absolutely were not okay with me being raised by electronics.
I think the big misconception here is cause and effect: I didn't end up like this because of computers, I ended up spending all my time on computers because I'm like this. My parents struggled so hard to steer me towards having a normal productive life, but I was/am a weird little aspie retard and it was never going to happen. Like in all honesty this is probably the best outcome they could have hoped for with me. -
2020-06-02 at 3:54 AM UTC in Flyting threadThey will invent a. New. Mosquito. The seer sucker it will only draw blood from hoomans amd it bites you through thw heel of youre foot.
This will be the main transmission victor of the next wave of this viris
Keep those heels covered dont say ah didnt warn you -
2020-06-02 at 2:29 AM UTC in Sexiest male user?
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2020-06-01 at 10:46 PM UTC in Dad thread
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2020-06-01 at 9:43 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: bill krosby
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2020-06-01 at 8:58 PM UTC in Proof vinniy can’t speak Chinese
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2020-06-01 at 8:27 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Ummm.....
One time my brother spit and some got on him. This was back when we didn't get along. So I told him that he spit on himself. His response, "I don't give a fuck." and spit straight onto his chest to prove that point.
On the camping trip where we found a fossilized COCKodile I pulled the exact same thing in front of him around the camp fire. I blatantly spit on my shirt and says, "Is that how stupid I looked?" I was like yeah. But I did it for comedy. You were serious. -
2020-06-01 at 6:31 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2020-06-01 at 6:12 PM UTC in Flood control timer