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  1. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Teak are very sharp, light, and extremely hard. They also have a decent base to go into your palm. Metal caused issues of slippage of blood for me with removal. Teak, not so much. It does slightly hurt some when you stab, but it goes WAAY into them. Put them in between your little and ring finger, and the other between your middle and point finger... also it helps to have thick callouses on your palms and fingers. Don't stab gingerly. Thrust lightning fast and thrust your shoulder and body at the last minute for max power. Your stance should be sideways to better observe and be a smaller target, and for better blocking, if it's a face off... Just work up to it, and maybe start with cardboard and work up to tougher things, like different grades and thicknesses of Styrofoam, or your hand will pay for your practice.
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  2. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    With so much time overseas, they've been my primary utensil since 5 years old. I also always carry 9" teak. 2 pair.

    They are the only weapons you can legally take on any plane, and you have extremely lethal weapons on you at all time, in all cities.

    One can literally walk up and over an opponent if used correctly, and when using, it resembles wolverine a little in appearance, so that also makes them think twice before attacking.
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  3. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Finito

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  4. Octavian motherfucker





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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein De’spicable lmao

    Ahahahahahahahaahahaha lmrao lmrao 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol!!! Stop fighting over eggs that are enough egg for all of us lol. I have 406 egg right now.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol holy chit! Haha. That cat is so chill.
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  8. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by frala Lol watching you spin yourself in circles is fun.

    Meaningless turtle shell response. Look how easy it is:

    Lol watching you twist yourself up in knots is fun.

    Post abortion pics.
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  9. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Sophie Are you saying that because you're half spic? Or geographically challenged?

    bait taken, you grey haired junky.
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  10. BummyMofo African Astronaut
    He showed me a pic of himself and he wasn't really as funny-looking as I hoped so I had to draw him in a beaver suit.


    source material
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  11. FutureMan2030 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood you will be missed when i kill you, whats ur home address

    You can spend an eternity in flames
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  12. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Jerking off, stopped midjerk to post here. I'm going back to Xhamster.
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  13. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    micro dick fucking a potted plant. the soil seems to excite my lil thang
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  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    First of all.

    Originally posted by ORACLE He was grooming his child cousin till his family told him to back the fuck off.

    I backed off on my own accord because i realized i loved my cousin on a deeper level. I could have talked her into pretty much anything because she likes me. She's just turned 18 by the way, so teenage cousin would be more accurate to say. I discussed this a while ago in another thread where it came up, if you actually give a shit. Which i doubt.


    Originally posted by ORACLE I said all anyone needs to know is that you are a pedophile, to validate what I said about you obviously bullshitting. It is just an immensely retarded lie that only makes sense in the retarded mind of a childsexual. You really think anyone would believe you?

    I honestly don't care if you think i am lying. Your motivation in all of this isn't noble my dude, and i think most people here realize as much. You're just a petty sadist that likes to use people's sexual preferences as a club to beat them over the head with.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your shynese is worse.

    马不知面长.

    What does this woman say and why are these people being executed?

    https://www.bestgore.com/execution/video-state-sanction-mass-execution-china/
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    oh no

    that wasn't a pill it was a very old skittle


    yucky
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  17. D4NG0 motherfucker
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Y u no get a job that pays under the table to save up while claiming benefits? You could save up real quick

    Is this your winning strategy?
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    As I understand it it's not illegal to send parts, only the assembled knife. You could probably argue that a disassembled kit is perfectly legal so long as you don't assemble it but it's not something I'd be willing to argue in court.

    The only component that would be illegal on the face of it is the blade IF it's double-edged because double-edged blades of any kind are illegal here for some reason. The rest of it is just general mechanical parts and a nonspecific handle frame.

    There's a guy that sells kits, switchbladekits.com, but shipping is expensive and I don't trust the brands he has for the asking price. I've actually talked to the guy about success rates to Australia and he says he's never had problems except with people doing retarded shit like massive orders or sketchy delivery information. He's pretty funny:

    http://switchbladekits.com/index.php?l=page_view&p=ShippingToAustraliaAndNewZealand

    I have done this since 2005 and I have to say that Australians are the nicest people hands down. Australians take the time to read things and never place blame on other people and I have to say I appreciate Australians more than any other group of people I have ever dealt with. However, Australian Customs are a bunch of fannies and they should be asshamed at the job they have.

    Australia is the hardest place to import to on the planet even communist countries are easier. I am greatly saddened by how many stupid laws Australia has let come into existence. There are many issues with shipping to Australia so it is best you email me and chat with me so we can discuss the risks and percentage rate of successful shipping of the particular item you wish to buy.
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    anyone want to disable a real nice OTF knife like an infidel or something and send me the parts separately?
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Post abortion pics
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