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2020-07-06 at 1:28 AM UTC in Bill Krozby's criminal record
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2020-07-05 at 11:43 PM UTC in what did your last text message say?your dealer has arrived!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-07-05 at 7:47 PM UTC in I've only slept with 5 femalesI've slept with more, what a loser.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-07-05 at 7:46 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-07-05 at 5:40 PM UTC in Bill Krozby's criminal recordThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-07-05 at 2:49 PM UTC in Trump knew since March 2019 that Russia was paying Afghani terrorists to kill US soldiersLooks like Spectral is glitching outThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-07-05 at 1 PM UTC in Bill Krozby's criminal record
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I'm surprised the douchebag normie even knows about bands like merzbow and einsturzende neubauten.
He's such an uncultured and sleazy guy.
The type of person who sucks dick for crack and passes out on a public sidewalk.
You eat cat food and pass out on the kitchen floor. Or, how about the time you shit and pissed yourself? There’s some culture right there👍🏻The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-07-05 at 9:27 AM UTC in Bill Krozby's criminal recordThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-07-05 at 12:28 AM UTC in why do you guys think nobody talks about the jude or jedi gang very often?Remember when Oct chased Wariat off the site like the little bitch he is.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-07-04 at 9:43 PM UTC in Who/What are you fuckin at the moment?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-07-04 at 8:40 PM UTC in why do you guys think nobody talks about the jude or jedi gang very often?Everything was set in motion for Maciej Wieslaw Lata. Today was the day, and he could not be more excited. His plan had felt so precarious before. So risky. He'd spent many late nights wondering how this would all turn out, and hoping his anxiety would not get the best of him when the time finally came. "Will she like me?" "Will I like her?" "Am I going to get arrested?"
The drive seemed endless. "Mbye is should turn bacik," he thought. "wht am I even doinjg? I need to finish my horse picture. What if I get caug ht? Pedophlils are not treated well in American prisons. It's unfare."
Maciej pulled over into an ALDI and checked his phone.
JENNY: OMG you would do that??? I love pepperoni.
"Right, pizza," Maciej said. He had almost forgotten the pizza.
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The cashier smiled as she scanned Maciej's items. "Aww, how old are they?" She asked.
"Wha t?"
"How old are your kids?" The woman repeated, shaking the colorful package on the counter.
"Oh uh,, I dont have anyt. Kid s like bubbles right ?"
"Well mine did when they were younger, but now they're all grown up and doing their own thing. I hardly even see them anymore."
"That's how it is," the lady behind him said. "They get older and all they want to do is leave the house."
"Oh yeah, definitely. I haven't seen my kids since Christmas."
"Well my youngest still lives with me so her I still see everyday, but my two sons? Nah." The woman shook her head. "I'm lucky if they even call."
The cashier laughed, "How it goes, right? They gotta leave the nest someday."
Maciej flashed a bright red.
"SHUT TUPT HSUPT HUP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! Stfupid fucking WOMEN! Stufklfucking HERE! JUST TaKE IT!" He shouted, tossing a ten dollar bill onto the counter before stomping towards the door. Muffled screams could be heard from inside as Maciej slammed the door of his car and pulled off onto the road.
"Sir, don't you want your change?" The cashier asked.
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It was noon by the time Maciej decided to enter the house. White shutters, beige trim, a bike in the yard. There was no mistaking it. A family lived here. He'd spent a good two hours parked across the street, just in case, and he was sure that nobody was home. At least, not any adults.
"Her e goe n nothing, he said.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
"Come in!" A sweet voice said from behind the door. "I'm just getting ready!"
Maciej entered the house. "It's ok ay. I brought pizza like you wante. this kictchen is very nice by the wayy. Kif your dad wants some n ew art t ell hi m to call me."
"Alright," the girl said. "What kind of pizza did you bring? Did you bring the soda?"
"Damn," Maciej thought. "i fo rgot the sopda."
A door opened up across the room, and a suited man entered. "Hey," the man said. "Why don't you take a seat right there?"
Maciej looked around frantically. Where was the girl?
"It's alright," the man said. "Just take a seat."
Maciej sat down.
"Can you tell me why you're here?"
"i waasjh juust devilring a pizza. it's peprini".
"Uh-huh, and can you tell me why you sent this to a twelve year old girl? It says, 'I want to fuck your brains out, Jenny. I want to fuck your brains out so bad.' Now tell me Maciej, why would you say that to a twelve year old girl?"
"Thyaat wasnt me. "
"Well it certainly appears to be you. Now tell me Maciej, did you bring any condoms today?"
"No," Maciej said.
"Alright, well there is one more thing you need to know. I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we are doing a story on internet predators. If you have anything else you would like to say, we would love to hear it, but if not you are obviously free to leave the building," Chris Hansen said.
"Ar e you wokrning for rRaphael Lucioano?" He asked.
"I don't know who that is," Chris Hansen said. "But the only people I'm working for is NBC."
"Oka y," Maciej said. "There a re cops outsiude theqn?"
"There are police outside, yes," Hansen said.
Maciej sighed and looked out the window. "Are a ny of themnj wome en?"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-07-04 at 7:18 PM UTC in why do you guys think nobody talks about the jude or jedi gang very often?Remember when you got deported for noncing..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-07-04 at 7:14 PM UTC in why do you guys think nobody talks about the jude or jedi gang very often?pedophile piece of trashThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-07-04 at 6:17 PM UTC in Sometimes I push my shitty Renault Clio to the limitThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-07-04 at 6:13 PM UTC in Petition to have gryls, tmwpiiha, krotz, chintavian, technologist and mexicansarenthuman bannedRemember when dick nose OP quoted Blade Runner not expecting anyone to know the line.
"Like tears in the rain".
Loser.
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2020-07-04 at 4:59 PM UTC in Trump knew since March 2019 that Russia was paying Afghani terrorists to kill US soldiersThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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Khan academy is actually a fantastic resource for learning all kinds of shit.
I watch his math videos all the time.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-07-04 at 3:17 PM UTC in Petition to have gryls, tmwpiiha, krotz, chintavian, technologist and mexicansarenthuman bannedAnother name for Chintavian is RockJaw. Dude should have been a boxer.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-07-04 at 2:45 PM UTC in Minecraft III - The RealmeningI found a bath salt delta
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2020-07-04 at 1:53 PM UTC in infinityshock show your face
Originally posted by joe bidens husband the definition of a major fucking loser is someone who plagiarizes a zero-alexa-rating website that plagiarized the original totse then fills it entirely with their own shit posts…with the pinnacle of achievement being a negative alexa rating
good job, loser.
Lol your life revolves around waiting, day in, day out, pressing f5 on the reg page until lanny lets you post here for a few minutes. Even with my very average life, I can't imagine how pointless yours is.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
