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2019-12-28 at 11:56 AM UTC in Why is it with women the older they are (particularly pollack and slacic ones)Also
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2019-12-28 at 7:56 AM UTC in I looked up my criminal historyHey look at me I'm so hardcore!
I was arrested numerous times for petty crime and I'm such a loser I brag about it on a nobody forum for e-cred
*blasts slipknot*
Hey btw did you check out my nudes aren't I so cool check out my tattoos!
Btw I have a daughter even though I'm too stupid and lazy to take care of her!
Lmao!
OP should kill himself and livestream it, that would be his biggest accomplishment in life.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-28 at 7:08 AM UTC in Dump idiot TrumpThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-28 at 6:20 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by CandyRein Two of the 3 posters above are mad that they have unopened messages in my inbox ….
Two of the 3 posters above are supposedly “Taken” but were focusing on an autocorrect Typo of mine..On a Friday night and not focusing on their girls…
3 out of the 3 are extremely salty
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2019-12-28 at 6:19 AM UTC in Alternatives to miceThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-28 at 6:07 AM UTC in microdosing jenkemNo no no!!🤬🤬
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2019-12-28 at 5:29 AM UTC in Holy Shit This Website SucksThis site aint bad. We post on it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-27 at 6:59 PM UTC in ATTN: HTSYeah I’m such a nice drunk. I’m nicer drunk than I am sober. At a party I always kinda stick to myself around the periphery of the action, but when I get drunk I raid the kitchen and start making people waffles and hash browns from scratch. Lol.
At one party I had people lined up at the bar and eating at the pool table like a restaurant. Pouring beers from the keg in the kitchen and calling out orders. Was so fun.
I asked the girl where their baking powder was n she said they didn’t have any so I was like “WHO THE FUCK DOESNT HAVE BAKING POWDER?” So someone had to run to the bodega to grab that and eggs.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-27 at 5:39 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-27 at 4:37 PM UTC in microdosing jenkemAerosol DMTThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-27 at 4:11 PM UTC in Why is it with women the older they are (particularly pollack and slacic ones)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-27 at 3:50 PM UTC in Lol
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2019-12-27 at 5:46 AM UTC in Shopping for car insurance when your Fonaplats
I know I got a few OVIs and a whole bunch of suspensions for drugs.
A handful of traffic tickets pissy cops threw on to kick a guy while he is down.
My license has been suspended for longer than it had been valid now.
I am 29 and got my license when I was 16,
16 is also when I got my first suspension.
A power trippin cop wouldn't let me outta a ticket for going 87 in a 65 even though I offered him "anything I could do" to get out of it.
That one I had to go to court for, being a minor.
30 days for that.
All of my adult life has been running around high and drunk.
I started out my 18th birthday (and the last day of high school) by partying my ass off and I didn't want it to end so I just stayed out for months on end partying and sleeping on couches.
Withing a month I got my first suspension for xanax.
Doing rails of coke and later heroin.
I got my first DUI on July 5th of that year (I thought I could get away with driving drunk so long as it wasn't a holiday).
Never told my parents about any of my trouble which by now was a good half dozen or more drug or driving related offenses.
Then one day I borrowed their van so I could go pick up a midget for me and my buddy to screw.
I was haulin ass home going 97 in a 45 anxious to fuck this midget.
I had 7 or 8 bottles of liquor (some open) just rollin around in the back of the van.
It was dark outside and I passed a set of headlights that soon caught up and turned into police lights.
I pretended not to see them and figured I didn't have to pull over unless I heard a siren.
So I kept my mom's 93 Ford Aerostar going 97 in that 45 hauling my midget and booze trying to pretend I wasn't eluding the police.
I thought I lost the fuzz so I pulled into a driveway but my dumb ass couldn't figure out how to get the headlights off and the cops caught up and noticed them and put 2 and 2 together.
He was so pissed at me he called my mother who flipped the fuck out and meanwhile i am handcuffed and crying in the back off this cop car begging to just be let go and proclaiming my sorry.
The officer told me to shut up and quit telling him how to do his job.
He let me go after posting bail with my visa in his car.
The midget had to drive home though and I had a court date.
The judge threw some community service on top of the license suspension for driving with a suspended license and a speeding ticket.
I did try... to do my community service.
I got arrested doing it though.
I was smoking a blunt on break and these dogs that were in these cages outside, kept barking at me.
Some dick-weed cop walked around the building and yelled at me "Are you seriously smoking a blunt next to MY dogs?"
It did explain why they were barking but that combined with all the drugs he found in my pocket when he searched me really pissed my PO off.
I spent Halloween weekend in jail :(
Everything was fine and dandy for about a year.
Sure I had to take some classes and a drug and alcohol course but that actually paid off.
While on smoke break at my drug and alcohol class a nice guy who was there offered to show my how to shoot my dope so I wouldn't have to snort it anymore.
Over the next year or 2 I got another DUI and several drug charges but when I started ODing all the time my criminal behavior turned into a mental health problem.
I got locked in a psych ward far away on the other side of the state.
It wasn't a rehab. It was a psych ward.
And I was there month.
It kinda balanced me out but I became a drunk.
I still popped pills.
But I wasn't shooting dope.
Then I got with a succubus and relapsed trying to kill her.
The next few years seem like a movie.
I can't even believe all that shit happened.
That I did all that stuff in my memories.
It doesn't feel like it was me.
I committed a lot of crimes.
It was all high risk/ low reward.
I was just so fucked up I was always down for anything.
I pimped out my "gf" to every person willing to pay me enough to go get a fix.
We both ended up possessed and our minds were under a control other than our own.
Her husband finally came back and picked her up.
The entire 2+ years we were together he would pay me $300-700 a week to "take care of her"
He didn't like her any either but he had really low self esteem.
He was jacked and looked like UPS driver and that is because he was.
But I think he was also a 40 year old virgin.
And in a weird twist the guys creepy alopecia having brother would always be trying to book hotel rooms for alone time with her and she WOULD GO!
It was a fucking mess.
But when she left my money dried up and my mom kicked me out after stealing everything of value from her.
I took her car one day to go get dope and I was shooting up on the on ramp and I took off but nodded out.
My foot got heavy and I was just bouncing off the median at 90 mph and some cunts called the cops who followed me off an exit to a neighborhood I was trying to ditch the car at.
By now I have so many warrants anyways that I never thought I would get out.
After a few weeks I was released on an OR bond to which I skipped and got high.
I told my PO everything that I was still getting high.
I was under investigation and had court dates out the ass.
I was homeless.
But anyways I fell off the flood wall and broke my hip and shoulder.
Ended up in a nursing home and rehab.
The judge figured I been through enough to have learned my lesson.
I been good ever since but when it comes to insurance companies they just look at the facts.
The fact is I have had to go to classes for 12 pointers twice now.
I know auto insurance wont be cheap for me.
I am going to keep looking.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-27 at 5:10 AM UTC in Did you guys know that Max can't surf?at least he can smoke weed if his baby lets himThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-27 at 2:13 AM UTC in Dogs are nigger tier
My old doggo. The ropes were to stop her jumping up on the bed.
That's a Powerbook G3 beside the glass of brandy on the locker as well.
And the fish tank was a thriving habitat of local plant life, crustaceans, algae and bacteria, and some guppies. Sadly the guppies didn't breed, and eventually died out due to old age.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-26 at 7:53 PM UTC in Lanny has put me on a 1 thread per day maximum limit..FOLKS!!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-26 at 5:09 PM UTC in Nice ass threadi have a pretty nice photo of my ass that my ex took of it when i passed out naked face down on my bed for some reason (probably had been up for days then took a bunch of benzos and succumbed to the inebriation before i could get clothes on, i guess). i would consider posting it except i know if i do its just gonna get shopped into me getting fucked by Bill Krozby and spammed constantly for the next 30 years or til finny dies, whichever comes firstThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-26 at 4:50 PM UTC in Some of my latest gay pornReminds of the dirty penguin piss water I saw at the zoo as a child, my grandma's smoke filled livingroom, and I can make out Kate Bush on some shitty 90's TV at the back.
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Something only a product of incest would draw.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-12-26 at 3:49 PM UTC in post your favorite thing to masturbate toThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-12-26 at 3:34 PM UTC in Holy Shit This Website SucksOP is a faggot that bans people from escape chatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
