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2020-04-16 at 5:21 PM UTC in Shouldn't there be a LGBTQQIPP2SAA+ safe space on this forum?
Originally posted by theshroomguy Middle school level comebacks are the ultimate sign of being triggered.
Heres a place where you can scream and shout and let it all out.
Fuck imagine actually going in there unironically. How awkward. If I was stressed already I'd be more stressed that someone might have seen me.
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2020-04-16 at 4:35 PM UTC in WARIAT FINALLY GETS TOLD HE IS A RETARDOk fine, the stench of hebephilia.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-16 at 3:01 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-16 at 2:22 PM UTC in WARIAT FINALLY GETS TOLD HE IS A RETARD
Originally posted by Fox Repeating the same words and phrases over and over again is a symptom of his severe autism
https://www.verywellhealth.com/why-does-my-child-with-autism-repeat-words-and-phrases-260144
I guess that makes wariat and candyrein our two token autists.
*tokes*
Just imagine star trek.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-04-16 at 2:18 PM UTC in WARIAT FINALLY GETS TOLD HE IS A RETARD
Originally posted by STER0S god damn it will you quit comparing your conquest to a woman
Repeating the same words and phrases over and over again is a symptom of his severe autism
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2020-04-16 at 2:10 PM UTC in WARIAT FINALLY GETS TOLD HE IS A RETARD
Originally posted by Wariat To be honest I put myself out there so I really djt care about you guys’ opinions or shit talking. I knew it coming in putting myself out there. but the bottom line there are many artists and even entire designdstudios like fireart that are srill making money and are worse or at least more simple than my stuff. nuff said.
Yeah you really put yourself out there applying for a Spanish language position when you barely even speak EnglishThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-04-16 at 11:33 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!So one time I decided I can't fucking deal with OMGPLZUNBAN because I have lots of stressful shit going on, and he's too stupid to not piss me off. Figured I'd take a break from the guy, but wish him the best from a distance.
Fast forward to a couple weeks ago during the height of this pandemic scare, and I hear OMG's super depressed and shit. Told some girl I've been sleeping around with the situation to get her thoughts on it, and she told me to call him and try to cheer him up because even though I'm butthurt, I obviously care about him. Solid advice, I guess, if you don't understand how absolute degenerate pieces of shit my friends are.
I call up OMG, he's shocked and overjoyed. We shoot the shit for a while while we're both shitfaced, and I let slip how much I hate my cats. I'm drunk enough to be claiming I'm probably going to murder one of them, and OMG is taken aback. He tells me he'll take one off my hands before he lets me do that. I think "hell yeah, gonna get rid of this cat that I was too pussy to ever follow through with getting rid of!" Called him back the next day, and he confirmed he was still down to take it.
Called the girl, and told her about how I need to plan a road trip to visit him now. She offers to bankroll the trip. So just like that, in the middle of a worldwide emergency, I'm roadtripping through five states to deliver a cat to some drunk and lonely asshole. The morning I'm about to start driving, OMG texts me and tells me to invite the girl, too. I figure she'll just shoot me down, because she's pretty sensitive to loud assholes and is VERY politically correct. I warn her that she'll probably get offended if she shows up. She says she's well aware of OMG's stupidity and can handle it. Neither of us took into account how OMG has changed in the post-Trump era, or we just assumed he'd put a fucking lid on it as a courtesy.
The trip took almost 20 hours of high speed driving with a cat screaming in the back of the car, and when we show up, OMG is TRASHED. Looks like he hadn't slept in days, but he's super excited to see us. He's pretty well behaved for the most part, and the instances of alarming dangerousness were attributed to him just being drunk. We hang out a few hours, then eventually me and the girl get hit with the driving fatigue. We tell OMG we're going to bed, he hooks us up with blankets, and then goes to his room. Ten fucking minutes later, he storms into the living room and just shouts something to the effect "I fucking HATE niggers!"
I don't even open my eyes and can see this shit is going downhill quick. I tell him "Go to bed, bro, you don't know what you're doing."
Then he just keeps asking us antisemetic jokes waiting for us to answer, getting frustrated that we just keep telling him to go to bed, and then giving us the punchlines. Eventually the girl yells at him to shut the fuck up and go to bed, and he gets butthurt and leaves the room. Once all was quiet, the girl says "I don't feel safe here" and I am just like fuuuuuuck.
I talk her into spending time with OMG the next day, but she can't be convinced to stay another night.
Next morning, I'm half asleep, and she rolls over to face me. I kiss her forehead, and she half asleep says "stop kissing me faggot." We both get startled awake by OMG hovering the fuck over us and laughing his ass off. We just stare at him in horror as he's killing a beer. I check the time, and we literally only slept 2 hours, and here that magnificent bastard is, wide awake, cackling at us and appearing for all intents and purposes to have been watching us sleep. The girl and I are both very alarmed, and without words, agree this is fucking sketchy.
Things happen, we buy breakfast, and the girl is brushing her teeth. OMG and I are in the living room, and he asks me if I want to stay a few more nights. I tell him "dude, we were PLANNING on that, and I'm pretty sure you fucked it all up with that racist shit last night. Maybe kiss girl's ass, and we can work on convincing her it's still cool to do that."
OMG looks at me like he understands, chugs some beer, and then yells in the direction of the bathroom "I'M SORRY YOU DON'T THINK MAKING FUN OF NIGGERS AND jediS IS FUNNY! I'D MAKE FUN OF WHITE PEOPLE, BUT THERE'S JUST NO GOOD JOKES ABOUT THEM!"
And at that moment I knew the girl and I would be leaving as soon as possible.
I've told OMG this story like 3 times already, but he keeps asking me why we didn't stay longer. Now that it's typed out, maybe he'll remember. I didn't even hit on all the horrifying shit he did, just the stuff that ensured he'd piss off the girl he invited over (and also paid for the whole trip). I love the guy, but he's a goddamn monster.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-04-16 at 10:46 AM UTC in Weed is like a deliriant for meThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-16 at 10:42 AM UTC in Weed is like a deliriant for meIt doesn’t take pot to make you delirious. You’re fucking nuts all on your own.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-16 at 8:14 AM UTC in WARIAT FINALLY GETS TOLD HE IS A RETARD
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2020-04-16 at 8:07 AM UTC in WARIAT FINALLY GETS TOLD HE IS A RETARD
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2020-04-16 at 8:06 AM UTC in WARIAT FINALLY GETS TOLD HE IS A RETARDLOL
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2020-04-16 at 6:21 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
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2020-04-16 at 4:50 AM UTC in WARIAT FINALLY GETS TOLD HE IS A RETARDWario is smart, clever, good looking, able-bodied, thoughtful, kind, very well spoken, and a child molestor.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-16 at 4:40 AM UTC in What's faker, gayer and faux edgier than having a swastika for an avatar?Didn’t readThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-16 at 4:32 AM UTC in Drug and paraphernalia picture thread (LEO check this out!)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-16 at 4:30 AM UTC in Drug and paraphernalia picture thread (LEO check this out!)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-16 at 4:25 AM UTC in Drug and paraphernalia picture thread (LEO check this out!)Lil bromo.
Lol absolutely blitzed right now to be quite honest.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-04-16 at 4:24 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-04-16 at 4:23 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionNope
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