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2020-04-27 at 2 AM UTC in Remember Back When There Were Bars And ResturantsI don't chase trannies because I already got one :) you jelly that you have no cute trap waifu to play animal crossing with?
And yeah I am a monk, you fleshnet normies that need PHYSICAL BOX COLLECTIONS OF MUH NINE INCH COCKS CD'S will never understand what it's like to be happy with nothing. Because music is just there in the air, it's not something you can hold. It's pure magic.
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2020-04-27 at 1:52 AM UTC in Remember Back When There Were Bars And Resturants
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2020-04-27 at 1:21 AM UTC in This lockdown needs to end soonIt's a bit of a double edged sword for me. On the one hand I have had no welfare and unemployment bitches on my ass in two months which has been an amazing feeling. They won't even reply to my emails or return my calls but they keep sending the money.
On the other hand though it took me an hour to buy a $4 loaf of bread today, so that sucked
Originally posted by admiral ponse butt stuffins youre nuts
this is great. the only effects its having on me is i get stuck in less traffic when im driving around wherever i want to go
I swear I have seen cars social distancing lately -
2020-04-27 at 1:18 AM UTC in Someone shit and piss all over my apartment lobbyIt appears some homeless person went through all the garbage bags, left a huge mess in the alley probably looking for cans, got angry and took a massive shit and pissed all over the lobby.
I was gonna call the building manager but I heard my neighbor walk out and start freaking out and yelling on the phone so I don't think I need to do anything.
God help the poor soul that has to deal with the mess. -
2020-04-27 at 12:22 AM UTC in Kim Jong Un might be dead.it's a taxi that plays La Cucaracha when you press the horn
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2020-04-27 at 12:06 AM UTC in Blade Runner is one of the worst fucking movies I've ever seenHe was acting nostalgic and said:
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain." -
2020-04-26 at 10:52 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionYeah theyre objectively pretty but more than anything i just wanna coach their softball team and teach them how to chop someone in the throat.
I wanna be a dad for like....6 months. -
2020-04-26 at 10:43 PM UTC in Best NIS BoobiesIm like 30 seconds from turning the boob thread into the ball thread
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2020-04-26 at 9:21 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..I just bought a new house and a new car, suck my depression niggers
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2020-04-26 at 8:55 PM UTC in My ant house arrivedMy formicarium arrived Saturday.
It arrived while I was on LSD, so I spent ages playing with the sand and not being happy with how it was set up. The sand is 20% clay, so sets hard when it is wetted. I kept wetting it and trying to mold it. Eventually I just mixed it all up, poured it in and gave up.
The queen is in the test tube in the foraging area. She is one of those ants who eats seeds, apparently they're a real pest in Spain, which is where I ordered this from. She has about 5 little workers right now and a bunch of eggs. Apparently she can have around 200 workers when the colony gets going.
There are some seeds in the tube, and I dropped a grain of rice and a droplet of honey in to her. Also here you can see the water tube thingy. I also drop some water in occasionally.
Apparently it can take a few months for her to decide to relocate the colony to the sand, so we'll see how that goes. An alternative is to dump out the test tube, but that seems a little harsh.
The ant house is on a windowsill in this pic, but I moved it to sit on my old laptop (which is banjaxed, but still works, so I use it to drive a screen). It is warmer for her, I try to keep it about 25°C. -
2020-04-26 at 7:18 PM UTC in What happened to hydroxychloriquine?
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2020-04-26 at 7:07 PM UTC in Its not called corona virusHahaha mexican beer disease ahahahahahahahaha
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2020-04-26 at 5:51 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace WOW ok how about you say that to my face not online
But in a few months when this COVID-19 shit is over
In a few months I'm going to KICK YOUR ASS, punk
If you want to come visit I'll give you a place to stay. I have nothing anymore so I don't care if you want to kick my ass. What movie do you want to watch after and what do you want me to cook? -
2020-04-26 at 4:24 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionHAY STAR WARS CAN I EAT BREAKFAT YET HDY STAR WSRSA
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2020-04-26 at 3:44 PM UTC in Can you speak Spanish?
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2020-04-26 at 3:05 PM UTC in leaky carts
Not counterfeit, Tech, I got it from my dispensary. The brand is new to me, supposedly a well-regarded family business sourcing from a small farm downstate I think, so hopefully, this is an isolated incident.
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2020-04-26 at 1:54 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionI always get weird junkie ptsd when i stay up all night. I cant even fucking count how many nights i watched the light between the blinds turn from black to blue. And looked hopelessly at the clock on my phone. And curled in the fetal position rocking back and forth and cooking twice cooked cottons or smoking filthy moldy resin with the mycellium branched out i to the tube like obscene snowflakes or bits of nondescript crusty black goo intermingled with strands of nylon from having been hurriedly and inelegantly snipped from the carpet. Peeling back layers of clothes. Too cold. Too hot. staring at the phone praying for anyone to text. Blankly watching old movies. Earbuds in, covers over my head. Skin prickling, heart racing, fabric rubbing against my body like a raspy tongue. I remembered it was remarkable i could smell the honeysuckle vine two houses down. I could smell the dryer sheets of someone whod gotten up early to do laundry, Grass. Dew. Old spice deordorant. Dirty dishes. Dirty clothes. Burnt foils. Cocaine. The smell of the 20 dollar bills id been counting meticulously since 1am like a marooned man rationing his last supplies. After laying there for 13 or so hours, and after 8 or 9 calls, and a vague promise of time and place - finally MY phone would ring. Somehow that was the best and worst part. Knowing it would be over, and tugging on a less sweaty t shirt a sweatshirt. And then looking in the mirror and realizing i was smiling, beaming, and then realizing why. I never smiled.
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2020-04-26 at 1:34 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
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2020-04-26 at 11:25 AM UTC in Who does Paige like more?this boring ass shit storm used to be more fun when we had 500 motherfuckers stealin bitches and cock from each other and then gettin caught and fighting about it
I mean we had clicks of tricks that would put there lives on hold to battle for days even weeks over some hore stealin a man or gettin caught tryin to steal a man from another hoe. we even had studs that would go on whole country tours fuckin tricks across our great land
Lammy really aught to change the site up so we actually get horny young women to join,, I mean that fucker now knows how nice a warm snatch feels so he should be interested in getting his buddys on the same level.
I mean maybe there wont be so many overdoses and the loss of NIS members would drop,, its gotta be better knowin ur friends have the herp or Hpv but are still alive and gettin laid. -
2020-04-26 at 6:24 AM UTC in Fuck Me? Fuck You?Me?!