2019-11-18 at 7:11 PM UTC
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Dump idiot Trump
Trump did nothing wrong because Hillary and Bill mkay
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Cly
African Astronaut
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Candyrein is outdated equipment.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Lmao
Your daddy if you ever met him š
I talk to heem
Donāt you be calling me no bastard.
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Pick your pison, Hiki.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Dilution does not equal elimination.
Of course not. Hes just saying some tests are so basic and cheap that you can water down your piss enough to where the test will come back negative. Not generally any test that would ever be given for any criminal/legal reason, but maybe certain job testing or home kits that parents give their kids.
Actro isnt asking how to eliminate all the THC from his body.
This is also really funny that this thread is being made again when there are literally probably MILLIONS of threads like this on the internet.
Up next: "how can I cure my hangover?"
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I knew a girl who didn't want to quit smoking while pregnant because she said the nicotine withdrawal would be too much strain on the baby.
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Iām sorry Wariat, but when I tell you I donāt read your posts, I seriously donāt read your posts.
I just recently noticed how much you mention my name in your posts. Didnāt realize that till a couple weeks ago.
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And I was just thinking how nice it was that you havenāt been posting this morning. I was even gonna make a thread about it.
Now ya had to go and ruin itš¤¬
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Iām pretty proud of myself, Iām on day 6, and no nicotine withdrawals, after 30 yrs of smoking. Go figure. But thatās not completely my reason for this thread.
My plastic surgeon WILL NOT do my reconstructive breast surgery unless I am smoke free for at least a month. Who TF is he?.......God?, I donāt think so. Who is he to decide which women can have reconstructive breast surgery after a mastectomy? āYouāre a smoker? No boob for you!ā I call BS. Iām quitting, and doing well, I just think thatās a load of shit.
What about women who canāt quit? What about a women who is so distressed by her cancer, that she canāt quit; sheās too stressed out to do it? āSorry mam, you have to remain disfigured for life, because you smoke!ā
Again I call BS. And trust me, I know what non smokers think of smokers. āThey smoke, they must be weak, and dirty, and stinky; just disgusting.ā Thatās easy thinking to fall into, Iām sure the many doctors do.
I get the irony before yaāll say anything. I should want to quit since I had cancer. Sure Iāve wanted to quit, but no one likes to be forced into anything.
Oh BTW, heās going to piss test me 3 times before surgery.
Donāt think itās right, but I get it. Itās all about blood flow. Nicotine is a vasoconstrictor, so it inhibits blood flow. Plastic surgery relies heavily on blood flow to rebuild the new tissue. I get it. I just feel bad for women who canāt do it.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Lanny
ENHANCE
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Originally posted by 6011UM
He's a multi grain cracker
I. Am. A. Multi. Grain. Cracker.
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Fuck this shit I'm getting a bottle
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2019-11-17 at 8:29 PM UTC
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Dump idiot Trump
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I wear a Putin t shirt and I get hated on constantly for it. I don't see what's so wrong with the guy. My friend from Latvia bought it for me as a gift
You're so edgy and funny bro
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2019-11-17 at 6:44 PM UTC
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Dump idiot Trump
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Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
For starters you can stop referring to a man as "she"
That would be disrespectful against HTS. She is a trans-woman worthy of respect and preferred pronoun use.
You wanted to use female pronouns at one point as well. Don't expect the same kind of sympathy or understanding from the only people that have been nice to you if this is how you talk to people (even if she does troll you)
Don't be mean to HTS or she will sit on you and pin you to a wall with her boobs and penis
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You hate yourself OP? I donāt get it?
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
Scrawnny turned a straight woman into a gay man.
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2019-11-17 at 6:41 AM UTC
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I have a date tonight
I hadnt head the last part about mouth rape.
You're getting bill cosby'd dude. Id put that pudding pop on ice and install some cameras in your domicile so they can't pull the ol switcheroo on ya.
And then we can do NFL style play by plays of your dates
"THATS RIGHT SUDO! NOW IF YOU SLOW IT DOWN RIGHT HERE AT SIX MINUTES IN, YOURE GOING TO NOTICE MONKS SIDE STEP THE OTTOMAN AND SPIT DIRECTLY DOWN INTO HER ANUS."
"THATS A BOLD PLAY CASPER!"
"IT SURE IS SUDO. THE YOUNG BACHELOR FROM A-TOWN MIGHT ALMOST HAVE TOO MUCH SPICE ON THE SKILLET!!"
"AND RIGHT HERE YOU SEE TONIS REACTION AND SHE IS NOT HAVIN IT. MOUTH AGAPE, EYES NARROWED...THE WHOLE NINE"
"i THINK NINE IS A BIT GENEROUS, WOULDNT YOU SAY SUDO?"
*CHUCKLE* "CASPER YOU ARE.....YOU'RE A REAL SON OF A GUN, YOU KNOW THAT?"
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