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  1. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    ME v YOU FAGGET

    LETS GO CHUMP
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  2. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm really skinny I weigh 140lbs
    Lol.
    U should watch ur mouth. I'll beat ur ass real life nigger.
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  3. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Don't care. I don't want to look at them, & I don't want them to look at me.
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  4. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Stupid little bitch.
    Dwarfs are fucking gross. Tiny hands, big ass heads. NO
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  5. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    All non Americans should shut the fuck up about American politics.

    Euros and Canadians don't know shit and sow discord and misinformation amongst the American people by perpetuating blogosphere meme politics and FUD.
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  6. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Obama created the conditions in which Trump could win.

    Therefore even by your own logic he was worse.

    Uh no. Real life and facts don't care about your gay internet meme politics, shitass non-American.

    Trump got even less votes than Mitt Romney when he lost to Obama. But Hillary got way way way less votes than Obama.

    Trump winning was a hugely contingent event. Slightly less shitty rust belt strategy = Trump loses. DNC leadership not stubbornly trying to shoehorn in a female president despite being the worst possible candidate = Trump loses.

    A huge amount of democrats fucking hated Hillary out of all the candidates and just voted against Trump rather than for her, "lesser of two evils" and all that. There was no turnout for literally that reason. It was by no actual success of the Trump campaign or Republican party. Donald J Kidfucker basically won by default.

    It's all in the family anyway, as Trump and Hillary are great friends.
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  7. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country As if invading Afghanistan and Iraq

    A significant portion of the country opposed the war from the start.

    and then electing Barack the Magic Negro wasn't 100% retarded?

    Anyone who thinks Obama was remotely near as big of a trainwreck Donald J Kidfucker is fucking retarded.
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  8. Big League Jew Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Yeah, because America was just so brilliant before Trump came along.

    It was significantly less retarded, yeah.
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  9. RottenRobert African Astronaut
    Trump's Support Is Flagging in the Suburbs -- and Beyond

    The New York Times•November 8, 2019
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    President Donald Trump with Gov. Matt Bevin of Kentucky at a rally on Monday, Nov. 4, 2019, in Lexington, Ky. (Doug Mills/The New York Times)

    From governors’ houses to state assemblies, many Republican incumbents lost their seats Tuesday — largely thanks to suburban Republican voters disillusioned with President Donald Trump. Since Trump’s rise in 2016, Republicans have seen their support slip in affluent suburbs such as those around Philadelphia and the Virginia counties near Washington, D.C. And Democrats on Tuesday notched big wins in those regions.

    But election results and polling data suggest Trump’s support may also be threatened elsewhere: among the rural, less-educated voters who have so far formed his base.
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  10. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
    Space Nigga [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
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    well done son
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  11. ~~~OFFICIAL FEDERAL REPORT FROM THE MONOLIP MINISTER OF AGRICULUTRE'S JUSTICE ENFORCEMENT OFFICE ( MMOAJEO )~~~

    Incident 1: Report taken at scene on 11/7/2019 at 9:38PST

    Approximately 59 iron ingots reported stolen from a MuscleJock construction site located on Iron Hill at Chocolate Mountain. Investigation ongoing.

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    Incident 2: Terrorist plot foiled by passenger on EndLiner Green-Train 1. After his personal minecart unexpectedly came to a stop on Green-1 track section, the rider ( who is not being identified at this time ) observed that his current track section had lost power. He then observed the power switch for this track section was in the OFF-position and called for an EndLiner track safety officer ( Operator available 24hrs: 937 522 1751 ). A trouble team was dispatched and arrived within about 13 minutes to the scene, moved the passenger on his way in a powered cart and closed the line for troubleshooting. While investigating this outage the crew uncovered this booby-trap;

    It is important to note that the passenger who called the track safety office made the right decision to NOT take matters into their own hand and simply turn the power switch to this section back on as it would have detonated the trap, almost certainly resulting in his death. Please keep in mind that all EndLiner stations offer complimentary EnderChests to safely stow your belongings during transit. Two suspects have been identified in this terror plot and their names are not currently being released. EndLiner track safety officials assisted the Monolip Minister of Agriculture's EOD team during a forensic dismantling of this trap. On-scene investigation is wrapping up with the track expected to re-open by end of day.

    Please remember to follow this example and call track-safety before taking matters into your own hands! Also you are urged to stow your valuable items before taking a trip on these remote track sections, the hero of this story had many enchanted items in his posession that would have been lost forever had he simply thrown the switch back on. REPORT ANY SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY ON THE TRACK OR NEAR STATIONS TO THE APPROPRIATE TRACK SAFETY TEAM!

    Please PM me with any information regarding either of these two incidents,

    Yours in perpetuity,
    The Monolip Minister of Agriculture
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  12. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    Fuck, Shell is annoying. She was constantly wandering around and getting in the way so I locked her in the Shame Closet.



    Please don't let her out, I don't wanna accidentally slap a ho while I'm farming grain and have to murder her.
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  13. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor youre stupid and dont know what soup is . CLUTCH IT, NIGGA

    I made your mom so wet last night that Trump had to deploy a 24 hour infantry unit to stack sandbags around my bed.
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  14. Greenspam African Astronaut
    I took a photo of this a few days back.

    Little racism out here.. I mean not 0 but we don't have the hang ups as much of the central USA and such.

    Some might argue this is false, especially between the black community and California Cops (even in San Francisco) yet it's not as common out here. and that's Nice.

    I'm sorry you guys have a lot of hate built up just based on skin color. I fucking save it for pieces of shits that have fucked with me. regardless of race. but even then, why let that eat away at you.

    isn't this photo Beautiful. I lived not far from here as a kid. lots of beach and wetland on this strip of road.

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  15. Technologist victim of incest
    I can see them all.
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  16. we had a falling out

    LOS CARNALES are the new kings of spawn and we are gonna take that castle in the name of Mexico

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  17. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal Poverty is just a mindset

    Said the boy to himself as he pushed back hunger pains for the third time that night.

    But all was well, for he had a CRT and an old Playstation, and nothing, not even the liberals, could take that from him.
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  18. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    "The first cigarette of the morning is the best," Wren said. "That's the one that wakes you up. It's the only cigarette that matters."

    "Well..." Sudo paused to take a puff. "What about the second and third cigarette? Those are pretty good too. And the last one's not bad either."

    "Oh the last one's the worst."

    "The worst?" Sudo questioned.

    "The worst," he reiterated. "The last cigarette of the day is truly a dreaded thing. It's the tired cap to yet another night on this awful fucking planet. But the first? The first cigarette has hope. You can step outside and think of things like: 'Maybe it'll get better today. Maybe today I'll quit smoking. Maybe today I'll meet the girl of my dreams'. The last cigarette has no maybes. It's cold and dark and depressing, and there's no hope of quitting with it. There's no hope of anything."

    "Yeah, okay," Sudo said. His face flickered with orange as Wren struggled to light another cigarette. They had been smoking all night.

    "The second is alright though. Third one too. It's just that last one I don't like." Wren stared down at the floor. A cat meowed in the distance. "Hey, can you pass me another beer?"

    "Sure."

    The two sat for some time, contemplating which cigarette of the night would be their last. Wren hoped to at least get another five in.

    "Hey I think it's happening," Sudo said. "Look."

    Wren half-sat out of his chair, glancing briefly at the sky beyond the window. "Oh yeah, it's happening alright. Pass me the lighter would you?"

    "How long do you think it's going to take?"

    "I don't know."

    "Really though, how long?" Sudo asked. "An hour, two?" The sky was quickly turning to a vibrant yellow. Wren stood up to close the curtain.

    "I think less than that. Maybe just a few more lines of dialogue. I was watching the news this morning and they said it could be a matter of seconds."

    "Oh. Okay." The thought of having a beer passed briefly through Sudo's head, but he had already decided that he wouldn't. It was best to stay in Allah's good graces during these final moments.

    "So is there anything you want to talk about? Anything at all?" Sudo wiped the sweat from his brow. The room was getting hotter.

    "No," Wren said, taking a long pull from his diminishing cigarette. "I think this is it though."

    "Is it?"

    "Yeah," he said, scratching at his beard. "Well, no. One more. I'll have one more. You have that lighter again?"

    "Sure man. Anything." Sudo handed over the lighter, wishing it was a BIC. Why hadn't they gotten a BIC?

    Wren cupped his hands over the faithful stick and took a drag, making the room glow orange for the last time, as they drifted slowly, but surely, into the sun.
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  19. bigthink victim of incest
    space niggas,

    tonights been a good night.

    convinced a discord server I'm a 7ft tall black guy looking for a white supremacist girlfriend.

    also fuck the bullshit spam in this goddamn forum. it's low quality, unfunny, and I don't know who's penis that is
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Grylls show me your porn

    upload it somewhere and drop the link here

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