I've been in the most awesome mood today...just super wavy ...š
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They should bring rotary phones back ...You cant even dramatically hang up the phone on a nigga anymore *tokez* not that i want to now but i remember that feeling...and you can't do that with a cellphone...
Nigga what ??!
*Slams phone onto receiver*
Oh ....nigga you gone keep calling!?
*Picks up then hangs it back up*
Or
š twirling the chord with your fingers talking to someone you love ...
*Tokez*
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2022-02-05 at 8:54 AM UTC
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Lmao jk.. I just wanted to say rotary phone...š
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2022-02-05 at 8:53 AM UTC
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https://i.imgflip.com/641rgj.jpgSomebody finish this link I gotta run and do something real quick and Iām on a rotary phone
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2022-02-05 at 8:36 AM UTC
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Anybody got a camcorder?
a total eclipse will happen in Cali area in 2045
Aug
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2022-02-05 at 7:21 AM UTC
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
woke up this morning to find my cats had tipped over the bag of litter so it spilled, then they shuffled it into a roundish island on the bathroom floor and peed on it
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2022-02-05 at 1:43 AM UTC
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Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
The old school of nose types has changed but the traditional was 6 noses.
I guess mine is more of a Greek Nose. not a Roman.
Oh man I'm semi Greek and exacerbated by sticking so much stuff up it. I remember turning down girls for having big noses before I realized how big mine was then later realized they were attracted to me because of my big ol shnozz
The name of the game- The Chrystel Method is my jam
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2022-02-04 at 10:05 PM UTC
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Happy Black Pride Month
Redd Foxx and Richard Prior for setting two forms of Comedic Standards.
Eddy Murphy ripped off Richard a bit. but 99 percent of comedians do too.
white people tend to run on the George Carlin vibe. more political of how people are detached from reality. Dave Chappell is somewhat original however most recently he's been a hell of a lot like George Carlin. That dude woke up and the gov got sick of his exposure and made sure he would have a heart attack. they look for what you're families medical history is known to have and they check you for that and then they probably told him his heart was fine but they may have spiked any meds he had with something that would set his ticker off. he goes to the hospital and waits in the waiting room and dies.
if he knew he had heart issues, he would have called an ambulance if he didn't feel well. not go wait at some NYC hospital were the wait time is average 4-6 hours in the ER waiting room.
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2022-02-04 at 9:53 PM UTC
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Happy Black Pride Month
Black person here....
:)
Eowww!
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I feel like the best way to initiate a snowball fight.. is hitting them with the snowball inside the house ...this will give the person a rush and send them into snow battle mode ..thus prompting them to seek retaliation with a bigger faster snowball...
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About to go play in the snow ... snowball fight !!!š
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He was sitting outside in his wheelchair and his mother came out and I heard her say "do you want your funny hat?"
My Fona hat was a big funny hat with a big "F" on it.
I wonder if his funny hat use to be my Fona hat???
I wouldn't be surprised if he is the one breaking into cars at night as it seems like someone clumsy and disabled is doing the crimes as they lose all their cigarettes on the floor boards and leave them.
I think I will set up a camera and try to catch the SOB.
If it is the wheelchair bound junkie that stole my hat I will be lynching him.
I hope it is him as I don't feel like fighting an able bodied person.
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
I imagine candy rein smells like dog feces
I imagine she probably smells like lilacs.
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Originally posted by WellHung
What do i know about the future, Speckles? May i look into your crystal ball?
The globalists' entire house of cards is about to come crashing down.
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Wow yall are fucking mean
I would love to see ANY of you high as fuck on meth, naked, walking around your boys trap house, cold as fuck, and he's like "here pose for grindr" and I just look up.
Folks this isn't my beauty shots, this is real life.
I'm not a "pretty man" i'm not really much of anything, I"m a shooter with a semi large penis and a subgenius IQ. I"m not the greatest, the strongest, the smartest, or the richest, but you know what I am a real nigger. A real nigger who has real problems, real solutions, things going good and thingus going bad, all at the same time.
my friend who took that photo is dead of a heart attack from meth, you can't make this up, dude was my nigga.
So yeah i'm ugly as shit, but you know what else I am?
I'm just a person trying to be happy.
& IDK where DOn't Tell Them gets off saying I critique women, i hope you know I don't like skinny girls, I like chubby girls, like not fat fat, but even if they are, IDGAF as long as they like take care of themselves.
I coulnd't imagine shitting on a bitch because she's not aesthetically pleasing unless it's obvious she doesn't take care of themselves.
Wonderful people come in all sizes, unless they're FAT FAT. Like if your beer belly passed their tits, i'm out.
But for similar reasons, I don't have bitch tits.
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2022-02-02 at 10:39 PM UTC
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TACHO
Taco prolly smarted off to the wrong guy and got his motherboard fried
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Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive
Microdosing is Chad and alpha
imaging larping that taking 0.0001ug of LSD can increase your IQ and make you happier. Maybe it does maybe it doesn't but it's still gay to not take a full dose of a drug.
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Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
Grylls girlfriend has the body of Humpback the gator. Thick, Big and also is a cannibal.
metal
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
I don't do drugs anymore I just look at girls buttholes
hawt
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