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  1. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Just reminded me Bill Krozby would often have videos after posts.

    RIP
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    You're gay...and that's okay...
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by CandyRein You are gay..you like peen…don't predict what heterosexual couples will be doin in a year

    Candy would you believe that a black girl who had the locker next to mine from 10 to 18 years old, asked ME to go to a wedding as her date on Sunday and then flew back here to be the bridesmaid and she's been in the navy for ten years and wants to eventually go to school and teach disabled elementary school kids



    And I am the complete opposite of that. I'm literally borrowing my friends Cadillac to pick her up on
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by CandyRein Anyway..Butt butt and i bought a toy ..In these two yrs we have never used one…i thought it was great before but now..We have been having the most amazing sex ..he asked me how it feels..and i said it feels like a big stranger…😭🤣…and it may be his birthday week but I feel like it's been mine 🤫😅

    He's been laying my AZZ out !!


    Oh ..TMI ALERT 🥰 have a great Friyahh!

    I give it a year and it'll be a man butt butt watches fuck you.

    I'd up for trying it on, it'll spice up your sex life more than a a vibrator your husband wishes was him. Lol.
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  5. lockedin Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
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  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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  7. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    it has a wizard of Oz like theme/genre. it's worth watching while high because its an old fantasy film. or watch it sober if you want to/; watch a cleaner film without the filth humor of today


    starts of black and white but goes to color. I watched it as a kid so its nostalgic a bit. its only 320 resolution though. watch it on a phone if the quality isn't great/

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  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    AFRO MAN NEED AH AFRO WOMAN
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  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    all I had to do was go to the doctor and say I want to work HARDER and SMARTER and he wrote me a script for METHYLAMPHETMINE HYDROCHLORIDE 3500mg

    apparently it comes from mexico

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  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    That, and i am always full of creative energy. A queer sort of creative energy because i generally get creative at destroying things.

    Just finished building this and this will destroy a person. The initial explosion is relatively mild, i know because i picked the vessels depicted for this specific criteria. The plastic box within the box holds steel balls, the overall container can only be opened once oriented so that you are facing the path the steel balls will travel. I put a little thingy on the side, which can come off, so you can fine tune the angle in case you are aiming for the heart.



    Don't mind the tie wraps, this is the design prototype, can't permanently stick the circuit board somewhere because all of this stuff fits in a really small package which is by design.



    Speaking of circuit boards, the components you are seeing are a motion detector, three indicator leds, transistors and some other stuff that's useful. The motion detector sends a signal to the transistor when it detects motion, unless stopped by a breaker switch for safety this will cause the transistor to switch a 12v main circuit to which is attached my blasting cap.



    If you want to be a cheeky bastard you can use the thingy to lock the steel balls in the upright position allowing you to load more steel balls, 4 as seen in the example is only a third full, a good 12 extra steel balls fit as long as you change the position of the plastic primary ball payload.

    It may be interesting to note that one container for the HE has an entry hole for electric match. If you look closely a special piece of plastic tubing has been arranged probably redundantly but it has been arranged so as to maximize the chances of having a somewhat instantaneous sympathetic detonation, you'll notice the small plastic hard tubing.


    For testing purposes i added some extra precautions, in the form of a temporary circuit that bypasses the detonation steps but still allows me to test the motion detector. The detector is set to 1 meter, this is because the improvised munition is the size of a small package and could be easily mailed out. It's hard to see from the pics but the part that houses the circuit board folds in over the rest to make a tight fit, total dimensions are about 10cm cubed.



    Pic of the indicator lights, motion detector etc, in the dark for contrast. In case you thought i was bullshitting you:




    Everything is in working order. If i remove the safety mechanisms after closing the little box of course, it's stable as long as the lid stays closed, but as soon as the lid opens more than 3cm the motion detector activates setting everything off in return. Remember it only opens if you hold it so that the steel balls are aiming at your belly or your chest and throat depending on how steep you set the incline.


    Is it over-engineered? Yes. Will it kill a person? Yes. Is it generally pretty neat? I think so.
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  11. Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by frala I am so glad Kafka showed up and breathed some life into this place. Thread is gold.

    <3
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  12. smokemon Houston
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  13. WellHung Black Hole
    trading stock options
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    post a picture of ur runescape stats bro!!!
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  15. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why ?

    because lanny is inadequate ?

    Lanny is a gem of a human being.
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  16. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy 20/hr

    I'm not thrilled about it but I need to make some money again.
    Lost too much of my savings the last 6 months.
    Had few hours and every step forward led to 2 steps backwards.
    I'm hoping to hold it long enough to get a chance to not worry for 5 minutes while I plan something else out.

    20 an hour in Ohio?

    is this a Union Job? thats like making 50-60 an hour in Oakland.

    you should be buying a house if this Job works out for you. shit, right now they have no down first-time buyers with 3 percent interest rates. Go buy a new house, don't get married until you own a house. that way the bitch can't take it from you. because you owned it before she came into the relationship
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  17. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    I think the etiquette is to not bring up the BBC porn and use a more subtle message like "Due to potentially unsafe web browsing habits we found a few viruses" and give them their excuse for them basically.


    Like, for example: "Oh, teenagers get interested in piracy and visit shady sites, so it's possible some porn site or something left something nasty behind. You just might want to keep an eye out for that in the future". They'll either hear the word "porn" and know it's because they watched porn, or just think their kid downloaded something stupid.
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  18. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson lol @ buying shampoo and go, could you be any gayer????

    Also, Everyone today is so Macho-Bravado and shit. with their stupid hoody jacket wear and what.. wife beater and thuggy thug ass droopy pants. even white boys.

    We're the same age almost. the 80s.. remember. the late 80s, everyone dressed up like Patrick Bateman and Paul Allen and the rest of those dress to impress days.

    thats when I might have did all that shit. but it attracted women. today you just look like a weak faggot
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  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by DontTellEm What does Kafka look like?

    An attractive white woman of about 24-28 years of age, she has slightly reddish auburn hair and a beautiful complexion, she smiles and talks in a way that is both insidiously romantic but also fleeting.

    She strikes me as the girl i would spend everything i own on if i felt happy with her and i don't know make the world more appealing for her.

    7/10
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  20. Originally posted by stl1 Ain't no fixin' stoopid!

    You can always "try" to fix stupid's toilet flapper though...amirite?
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