Posts by Lucrimosa

1. 2022-02-16 at 5:29 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   

   Lucrimosa African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley I feel like you're going to botch the kidnapping attempt, end up killing her on accident, raping her in a field, and burying her in a shallow grave a dog walker finds in spring.

   
   Friday night date to the frozen food section of dollar general.
2. 2022-02-16 at 5:08 AM UTC in Food card reupped
   

   Lucrimosa African Astronaut
   Yea, I'm not being a troll. I just want something new.
3. 2022-02-16 at 5:04 AM UTC in See you standing there just watching I'mma give you something to look ar
   

   Lucrimosa African Astronaut
   Yea, Summer's a hoot an' a half
4. 2022-02-16 at 5:03 AM UTC in Food card reupped
   

   Lucrimosa African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley ya he bought me 3 tweak pipes last week, told me not to tell anyone but i see everyone already knows

   
   I'll trade you my cache of crack for your cache of tek big boy.
5. 2022-02-16 at 4:54 AM UTC in Users Who Can't Take a Joke
   

   Lucrimosa African Astronaut
   😂😂😂
6. 2022-02-16 at 4:39 AM UTC in Users Who Can't Take a Joke
   

   Lucrimosa African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lucrimosa and "smoke crack" with.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by RIPtotse Guys I'm here to report that smoking crack isn't all it's…cracked…up to be

   
   Well whatever them peckerwoods is doing to grow "good hair"
7. 2022-02-16 at 4:15 AM UTC in Users Who Can't Take a Joke
   

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8. 2022-02-16 at 4:04 AM UTC in See you standing there just watching I'mma give you something to look ar
   

   Lucrimosa African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley i asked if she knew you, she do.

   
   Summer a simple girl. I had a thing for her in kindergarten and she turned me down. But she's nice
9. 2022-02-16 at 3:59 AM UTC in Users Who Can't Take a Joke
   

   Lucrimosa African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bradley ya you're a prize catch for any woman

   
   I just want a shorty I can nest up with and "smoke crack" with.
10. 2022-02-16 at 3:52 AM UTC in Food card reupped
    

    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    $245, with a $95 pandemic bonus.
11. 2022-02-16 at 3:41 AM UTC in Users Who Can't Take a Joke
    

    Lucrimosa African Astronaut

    Originally posted by G Cly you be takin' pussy son ?!

    
    Always a gentleman. Cept for the time I grabbed milena by the pussy and fracked her at the baseball diamond. But it's all good, she jumped on my dick and fucked me like cheese on a lasagna
12. 2022-02-16 at 3:36 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    Lucrimosa African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley candyrein lucimaso is gonna find out where you are and never let you go

    
    Were going to lose our minds and get lost on the 1000 mile prairie.
13. 2022-02-16 at 3:33 AM UTC in See you standing there just watching I'mma give you something to look ar
    

    Lucrimosa African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley bro do you know a girl named Summer Davis that live over in Hemlock?

    
    Yes. Why do you ask?
14. 2022-02-16 at 2:30 AM UTC in Users Who Can't Take a Joke
    

    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    No now I've been robbed enough that I know these fiends hungry.
15. 2022-02-16 at 12:12 AM UTC in die elon must really esperiment on apes guys
    

    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Yes. Yes he did.
16. 2022-02-16 at 12:02 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    
    
    I love you
17. 2022-02-15 at 11:43 PM UTC in Totse2k1/ Quick Mix Ready finds out wife cheating at Thanksgiving (ON VIDEO)
    

    Lucrimosa African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready but thanks, chief. I like you too, big bromo.

    
    
18. 2022-02-15 at 11:39 PM UTC in Hey Wariat, Did Mommy Worry for You?
    

    Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    Bring back feudalism
19. 2022-02-15 at 11:38 PM UTC in CandyRein and I had a great Valentines Day together.
    

    Lucrimosa African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol Bradley u crack me up

    
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    Originally posted by Bradley white people take care of their vehicles

    
    Na, white people who work take care of their vehicles. You that nigga who was released from prison acting like you just got out of iraq.
20. 2022-02-15 at 11:32 PM UTC in Totse2k1/ Quick Mix Ready finds out wife cheating at Thanksgiving (ON VIDEO)
    

    Lucrimosa African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Were not married. I'm a widower.

    
    I still like you, your schtick's funny and you take care of yourself with what you got. And you still manage to break on through to the other side no matter how small or big it is.