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  1. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal this year for halloween he's dressing up as a father

    So, not showing up?
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  2. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ When I was a kid I would go trick or treating with 2 of my cousins and there was a house 2 doors down from theirs that we would leave until we were returning home because it was the scariest.

    The guy would put a bunch of tombstones in his yard and a bunch of dry ice so it was all foggy and SPOOPY. And hed play creepy funeral music. He would be hiding somewhere so youd slowly walk up to his door all cautiously and ring the doorbell but he wouldn't answer. Then youd turn around and wonder if he was even home and suddenly hed spring out from somewhere wearing this full fledged werewolf costume and come howling and running toward you.

    Then hed give you a bunch of really good candy.

    You know that dude love Halloween and thinks about it all year long. There used to be a 'haunted house' that was just in somebody's house, but it was really well done. Kids would line up and down the block to go in. It was based on a donation system so you didn't have to pay anything. Went through maybe 3 or 4 rooms in their house on a guided tour, each with a different theme. Then through the backyard and out the front. I remember there being a guy with a chainsaw a lot, or just scream at you. One room I remember was always toy themed and somebody would come out of a jack in the box thing. My brother hit this person one year because they scared my sister.

    Also there was a maze thing of just garbage bag walls where people would 'try' and grab you. That was cool.

    Wasn't official or anything. Not a business. Just a family having a good ol time setting up their haunted house. Eventually they got shut down though. I'm pretty sure their neighbors hated it, because it'd run till 11 or 12 usually and the line was always HUGE, like an hour just to get in. I wish I had pictures or something because after going to actual 'haunted houses' I now see how elaborate it all was.
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  3. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal What would a trick be?
    Serious question.
    Like if a bunch of kids came to your door, how would you trick them?

    No. They trick you if you don't give them candy.

    Basically Halloween is a cuck holiday where everyone gets bullied and threatened by children dressed as monsters who demand you give them sugar.

    Scariest day of the fucking year.
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  4. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Who wants another story boys
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  5. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    I need more thanks
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  9. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Yeah she did. Multiple times.

    That's just poor character right there. Even worse than Bill Krozby when he posts the girls he meets on tinder.
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  10. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I did think he was joking .. I had no idea wasp supplies got people high

    Well the huffing raid thing is another issue

    But bee/wasp venom actually contains opioids, which is why rizzo injected wasp lol. I don't remember if it worked for him though.

    I didn't find this out till after I got stung either. Was just super confused that my withdrawal had gotten a lot better.
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  11. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra probably complications from banging crushed up wasps and beekeeping supplies back in the day

    CandyRein probably thinks you're joking too

    I actually got stung by a bee once and it cleared up my T-PAIN wd
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  12. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Don’t ruin Tame Impala for me you fucking asshole

    Let it happen

    it's gonna feel so good
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  13. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by nonarky I believe she is a dirty prostitute that services very nasty people. Tulsi has no intention in winning the presidential race. She just comes out of the blue and Join the Presidential race and immediately is brought into debates? Trump showed support for her and Putin is funding her campaign just to steal votes. Tulsi sleeps around with many people, i wouldn't doubt if Trump had Stormy Daniels and Tulsi in bed at the same time then she goes off to sleep with Putin afterwards. Even Jesus Christ would recognize Tulsi as a dirty Tramp that works for Lucifer and would condemn her. She is really that bad. Did you know Putin paid for Tulsi's breast implants?

    Tulsi is so damn ugly, she could clog a toilet just by looking at it!

    She loves scat too thats why her breath smells off and she is always eating mints all the time.

    So how do you feel about flat chested, nasty Tulsi gabbard?

    Her whole family is full of Republican backers. She only went Democrat because Republicans have no fucking chance in Hawaii. She's a fake and a fraud. I mean check her top contributors. betabet, Apple, Microsoft, US Army, Wells Fargo. It's laughable how fake she is.
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  14. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob πŸŽπŸ¦„πŸˆπŸ―πŸ·πŸ¦Š Thats great want a cookie?

    Cmon why you even ask

    You know he does
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  15. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Leaves are still green

    What is this shit

    Fuck
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  16. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Whatever SPIC. Maybe go backstroke over the Rio grande again, spic. Hey got any ficking burritos you stupid SPIC? maybe any more cartels and human trafficking you wanna share you spic? Hey my lawn wont mow itself you SPIC!

    Listen here snowback, I can do a mean fucking backstroke. I took swimming classes for years.

    And yes. I do have some burritos. They're frozen but I'll heat one up for you in the micro (thats how we say microwave in Spanish. El micro) because THATS JUST THE KIND OF GUY I AM. Call me a spic, i give you a burrito.

    And its fall so fuck you mow your own cartel
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  17. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra wariat thinks if he says it's normal enough times it'll actually change reality and make him a paedomaster too

    10% luck

    20% skill

    15% concentrated power of will

    5% power

    50% pain

    and 100% children who are all underaged
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  18. Vitamin G African Astronaut


    and if you haven't seen the whole thing:




    He even stopped his regular Twitter stream until the next day. You can tell it really stung him. This is one of his few non curated public appearances, and he got absolutely ruined by the upper-middle class white baseball fans in the stands. He looks like he's about to cry lmaoo
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  19. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Is there any way to increase the font size on this site? I can't read the sext.
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  20. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN Post more stories. Im down

    I ate dinner and now I don't feel like it. Maybe later. I'll just use this thread as a dumping ground.

    Perhaps I could be persuaded if I got some Thanks
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