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Posts by Vitamin G

  1. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood https://www.twitch.tv/phoenixreignition

    Quoted because I'm going to ruin his career
  2. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 They stalk me on this website. You've never had a stalker because you live and breathe the fedora

    Yeah but I have sex
  3. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lasciviously lambasted lanny the lactating leprechauns longing larynx with large loads of laptoplollipop launched love lube leaving the little lads lips lacerated, limpkin lactating, and labia languishing with lockjaw. (banned) false.

    its common knowledge that lannys birth was the result of his father having copious amounts of anal sex with such large numbers of sub-saharan nigger j­ews that his colon spontaneously converted into a uterus and nine months later lanny was birthed via his daddys rectum. he strolled right on out like a retarded leonardo dicraprio meme.

    Yeah, okay finny.
  4. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Daily I threw down £3k on invisalign after looking at my teeth in the mirror on acid

    They were naturally pretty good but I was able to detect an overwhelming amount of imperfections on 250ug

    The whole invisalign thing forced me to be really hygienic with my oral health (brushing teeth after every meal, flossing everyday, etc)

    I whiten my teeth twice a year and drink water between sips of coffee and red wine to prevent staining

    This also means that my breath is perpetually appetising

    Teeth whitening is for insecure people. Shit is just plain dumb and you'll fuck up your gums and enamel.

    I bet you rinse after you brush too
  5. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 I love you Maria V. and I always will no matter what

    Quoted
  6. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I want there to be reprocussions

    Ok fine you can do that too

    The Federation prisons are pretty nice also
  7. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Their guacamole is incredible also, has like diced jalapenos in it.

    Do you fukk with those pickled jalapeños?
  8. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice I wish the authentic Mexican shop near me sold that but they do sell fresh Mexican hot chocolate which is awesome. All their donut/bread things (forgot the name, sopas?) are only 50 cents too for a big ass piece and $1.80 tacos. I live in a "sanctuary City" and we have a large Hispanic population.

    Sopas are the savory greasy little dough bowl things. Not sure if thats what you're talking about.

    You should try the carnitas with little bits of intestine in it. Chop it, let them get good and toasty in the pan, my god. They are my favorite thing.

    Last night i had some like that with pico de gallo, homemade green salsa, and limon. Just how I like my tacos. Ate em for breakfast too.

    Today I got pressured into taco bell and my stomach still hurts. Flavorless grease sack 'crunch wrap' bullshit. Seriously the worst tier of fast food. The chips we got were rancid as well.

    Don't understand how they're so big in America where there's a sizable hispanic population in most major cities.
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I want to rape an alien

    In Startrek you could probably do it. Just make your own holodeck program and you can rape an alien with no repercussions.

  11. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Boil 2 cups water, dissolve half cup sugar, juice enough limes for 3/4 cup of juice or so, throw a few strips of rind in there and simmer it a few minutes then strain the rind out, cool it to room temp and pour it into molds.

    This sounds like exactly what they sell at the Mexican grocery stores. So fucking refreshing.
  12. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    child pornography
  13. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    I need to watch DS9.
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  15. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Daily Everything you posted is wrong and it is unfortunate you were brought into this world biologically disadvantaged against your will

    At least you're gymmaxxing you pussy

    No evidence

    No ground to stand on.

    I mean it's cute that you want to go against general scientific consensus but that doesn't make you correct.
  16. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Daily iq is highly hereditary with a genetic variance as high as .8. We know this from twin studies

    Google around and introspect on your inferiority

    Lol no it's not. And IQ tests aren't standardized anyway so they don't matter one iota. They've been completely debunked as any sort of metric for intelligence.
  17. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Daily §m£ÂgØL is shameless with his assertions for somebody that is likely to have an iq of 87 (the average in Mexico)

    Yeah, because I grew up in Mexico with a Mexican education.
  18. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Post your dads email
  19. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Move to Saudi Arabia temporarily if you have to. Income tax tends to be lower in Islamic countries, and the food is healthier. Actually most things are healthier for you there, unless you're a fag like §m£ÂgØL

    Lol you're retarded. OP could still drink in SA. The law only applies to Muslims. Its on your ID. Foreigners can still drink.
  20. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Vitamin G U scared ghost baby?
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