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Posts by Vitamin G

  1. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein You ran πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

    Now that’s the joke

    Fuck you CandyRein, your mom loves buttplay like I love Haagen Dazs, lets get some ice cream
  2. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    CandyRein is so stupid I ran a 5k just to raise awareness
  3. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Tea is better than coffee. Fight me
  4. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What makes them not normal has nothing to do with anyone's preference.

  5. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Sorry, you all are wrong. My homemade (from scratch) chicken and dumpling soup is the bestest! MmmmmmMmmmMmmm.

    Thats my second favorite soup! Pls gibb recipe
  6. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Sourdough remains uncontested!
  7. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ What if it did mean that ? What if when from now on, if you dont like someone, it makes them weird? And therefore it makes you normal? What if you had a bunch of butterflies fly into your asshole when you were asleep and they made a bunch of babbies and they made cacoons inside you and you never knew and that's where buterrfilies in your tummy come from?

    When a mammy loves a daddy they make babbies
  8. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Sexcouple up now mu dears
  9. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra CLAAAAAM CHOOOOOOOWDAH

    In the lead
  10. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ GARBAGE BEAN SOUP.

    GARBAGENZO. GARBAGE GARBAGE.

    Tim hey you got any of that garbage soup left, yeah the one with the beans in it, got any of it left ?"

    "Oh you do?? What's that you say ? Not a single person ate any of that shit soup you brought to to the underground Christian potluck?? Not even one old lady ate a bite ? Peculiar ! That's so peculiar!!!"

    Mq raving outside of the local baptist church potluck at 8am sharp, still drunk from the night before
  11. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I havent heard of that. I'm intrigued. How does it work? Can I train myself to like sucking dick? Is it similar ?

    Basically our body is able to naturally regulate our foodie desires based on our nutritional needs. Animals of all sorts do it. They tested it on toddlers and let them eat whatever, as long as it was healthy, and they did weird shit like eat bananas and milk for days, or eat tons and tons of fruit, but somehow they all ended up perfectly nutritionally balanced just by eating what they craved.

    Modern foods twist the tastebuds and fool them into believing there is nutrition where there is none. So we keep craving it. Maybe you want cheese. So you eat some cheddar potato chips. But it doesn't have real cheese. You aren't getting your vitamin D or calcium. You're fooling your body with tasty but non nutritious foods.

    Start eating stuff thats nutritionally satisfying instead of just satisfying the taste buds, and you'll start to actually like the healthy stuff in the same way others like shit junk food. I did this about a year ago and it was tough, but now I mostly crave healthy things. I still eat junk, but I keep it to a minimum. Not a lot of carbs and 20g added sugars max per day. It works out alright. Until I drink. Then it all goes down the drain and my stomach can't handle it the morning after. Fast food fucks me up hard now. Its akin to how a vegetarian gets stomach pains when they go back to meat.

    I'd have typed that better but im not pulling out the computer so there
  12. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala SPLIT PEA IN MY CLAM CHOWDA

    Put it on the list goddamnit

    Are you officially switching your vote? You only get one nigger.

    And one vote.
  13. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Kidney beans???? Gtfo

    Lol I hate beans; all of them. I'm having de ja vu again I recall saying this before. I only like hot green beans in a casserole. All other beans are shit. My uncle Kevin who is a FARMER OF THE LAND and who all of my family descends from, love a beans , and yea I get it. My boss likes beans. Your mom likes them. Everyone likes beans . They're good for you apparently but they taste like puppies. Yuck!

    Can someone just invent something that I can get addicted to that tastes awesome and that is healthy for me; something that I would like ? For the love of GOD?!?!?!?!?!

    Sounds like a you problem. Have you heard of post ingestive feedback?

    No?

    Well fuck you. All I'm going to say is that its possible to retrain your taste buds.
  14. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Tldr
  15. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ No it's not. I actually done even know what it is but I think I recall it being given to us in elementary and middle school. It was just vegetables and faggots mixed into a broth. What a JOKE!

    Try the adult version. Thick red tomato broth with kidney beans and peaxplosions and little noodles. Its delicious. Olive Garden has a good one.

    Way more flavorful than chicken noodle piss slop

    Yeah, you heard me
  16. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Do not tell me minestrone is your favorite soup. I'm serious. I will burn you.

    ?? It's pretty fuckin good mane
  17. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Are you attracted to ME?

    No you're safe. I'm only attracted to twinky effeminate guys with mild dad bods
  18. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo pretty sure I knew that but thought for some reason district 9 and chappie were set in north western africa but am pretty sure google just told me otherwise

    Pretty sure die antwoord is pretty saucy

    I want Chappie 2 :(

    I fell in love with that shit and then they just ENDED IT.
  19. Vitamin G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal How are my legs chunky?
    I'm skinny as a stick

    They look chunky. Your turn.
  20. Vitamin G African Astronaut
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