Thanked Posts by Big League Jew
2019-11-09 at 5:12 PM UTC in I have a new girlfriend (photo inside)OP is a retarded faggot
2019-11-04 at 11:30 PM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVU
2019-11-12 at 12:17 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕In Afghanistan and Iraq, they used literal lawyers to OK strikes where they didn't know what the fuck they were shooting at. The US classified all "military age" (12-49) males to be "enemy combatants". So if you killed a 13 year old walking to plough a field or some shit, that fit criteria fine. Because it doesn't matter if it's some brownie around the world, terrorist, not a terrorist, it's all the same.
2019-11-10 at 3:50 PM UTC in Dump idiot TrumpAll non Americans should shut the fuck up about American politics.
Euros and Canadians don't know shit and sow discord and misinformation amongst the American people by perpetuating blogosphere meme politics and FUD.
2019-11-10 at 1:05 PM UTC in Trump is going down.
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Obama created the conditions in which Trump could win.
Therefore even by your own logic he was worse.
Uh no. Real life and facts don't care about your gay internet meme politics, shitass non-American.
Trump got even less votes than Mitt Romney when he lost to Obama. But Hillary got way way way less votes than Obama.
Trump winning was a hugely contingent event. Slightly less shitty rust belt strategy = Trump loses. DNC leadership not stubbornly trying to shoehorn in a female president despite being the worst possible candidate = Trump loses.
A huge amount of democrats fucking hated Hillary out of all the candidates and just voted against Trump rather than for her, "lesser of two evils" and all that. There was no turnout for literally that reason. It was by no actual success of the Trump campaign or Republican party. Donald J Kidfucker basically won by default.
It's all in the family anyway, as Trump and Hillary are great friends.
2019-11-10 at 12:43 PM UTC in Trump is going down.
A significant portion of the country opposed the war from the start.
and then electing Barack the Magic Negro wasn't 100% retarded?
Anyone who thinks Obama was remotely near as big of a trainwreck Donald J Kidfucker is fucking retarded.
2019-11-10 at 10:55 AM UTC in Trump is going down.
2019-11-09 at 3:52 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by Rrr bored out of my mind. doing bundy every day was my way to compensate for having no excitement or progression ever occur to me. i just sit around thinking about murder when im sober
Progression doesn't happen to anyone retard. You actually have to make progress. You're never ever ever gonna wake up and do the same shit and find things different and better.
2019-11-09 at 12:33 AM UTC in Flat Moon HypothesisThe moon is a hologram like Tupac
2019-11-08 at 11:27 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
Originally posted by HTS Then use your magic admin powers to teleport out to like 200k and pretend it's a new map. If you're bored with the areas around spawn there's plenty of other places to go, and ways to get to them that won't bother anyone else.
Pretty sure there are performance issues with generating far out chunkz. But if not then I don't mind doing that either. Maybe I'll even set spawn at the new location. Hey that might actually be a cool idea.
2019-11-08 at 10:27 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
Originally posted by A College Professor yeah, so stupid. we all bitched about fonaplants once he found his admin control panel but crapstain did the same shit from day one.
Shut up pussy bitch. You're a whining, pandering rat cunt and nothing you say is worth jack shit.
Have fun circlejerking each other's little dingdongs with the Thanks button because that's all the power your impotent pussyacheing has.
2019-11-08 at 10:22 PM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 Turbo
Originally posted by Bueno Grind away for hours, watch someone just spawn shit.
NO GOY, YOU EAT THE BUGS.
THE STEAKS ARE FOR THE ELITES!
It's nobody else's fault but your own if this bothers you. Nobody is taking anything away from you. Nobody else is responsible for taming your inner whiny bitch.
Originally posted by HTS "I used admin privs to give myself everything I wanted with zero effort and now I'm bored, let's just hard reset the server and start fresh guys lol."
Me not playing has nothing to do with me using creative you little faggot cunt. I'm just bored with the current map. I'll do it twice if I want you piece of shit. Fuck you. Go find another server if you don't like someone doing something that has literally zero impact on your game.
2019-11-08 at 11:53 PM UTC in Im switching to Mint Mobile.Get something with at least 3GB RAM or your phone will quickly turn into shit. 3GB is absolute minimum. Anything with less is bullshit and a scam in 2019.
If you are looking at Chinaphones then 100% verify that it supports the bands for mintsim (they are probably an MVNO so check the main carrier bands). Otherwise your phone radios will be blasting hard and killing your batteries faster than normal.
If you want to have some warranty, guaranteed bands etc look into US rebadge companies like Blu.
2019-11-08 at 11:55 PM UTC in Im switching to Mint Mobile.This one looks good. I forwarded thru Flossy's review and it seems pretty decent for the price, $99 outright.
2019-11-08 at 3:23 AM UTC in This place has gotten dark
2019-11-07 at 4:31 PM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVU
Originally posted by CASPER It looks like a lot written down, but spoken at normal speed, thats only like two minutes. a 10 minute set, and youve still got a ton going on.
I was considering trimming paragraph 3 and 5 but then it just seems like a knock knock joke.
It's not about the length, it's about the economy of words. The initial setup works. The punchline is decent.
The 3rd and 5th paragraph are just in the way. The 3rd is funny but it breaks the flow massively, 5th feels disjointed. You can use them to lead into the joke, rather than in the middle, like "I've think I've always been jealous... Gets me thinking, if a straight man...so I was talking to my gay friend online the other day" and trim them to be sharper jokes.
2019-11-07 at 10:43 AM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVU
Originally posted by CASPER I dont know where exactly its written, but it went something like this:
*****So i was talking to a gay friend online a few months ago and he was like "man im in such a rut. I need to get fucking laid." And i said "Whats stopping you?". And living out in the midwest, apparently the "scene" is not quite as "happening". He says "all the guys out here are little feminine twink faggots". He wants his dick sucked by a REAL man. I had no idea there were such complicated gay politics. So I say, "Why not just go to a bath house?" and he says "Um…..what?"
And its at this point that I realize…my gay friend has never been to a gay bathhouse.
I think Ive always been a bit jealous. Being a gay man just sounds like the greatest party ive never been invited to. Being able to fuck pretty much whenever you want? As a man, generally youve got to play it cool. Youve got to put a leash on that animal. If we articulated all the disgusting, perverse, borderline psychotic fantasies we have to most women, they would start armed gangs in the community. The Pink Panthers. We only get as gross and awful as we think you'll let us be. If youre gay though- there's no such hindrance. Want someone to waterboard you with piss while shoving 2 whole bags on jumbo marshmallows into your gaped asshole? Oh…THATS ON THE MENU, BOI. Someone will oblige you.
So he has never even HEARD of a bath house. I tell him…its just this establishment where gay men come, and its like a spa…except there are very different massages and facials going on. "Its basically gay disneyland" I say. (I mightve been overselling it). I tell him theres just rooms, and men lay in there jerking off with the door open, and then if you like what you see, you just walk in and dock dicks or whatever. He is CONVINCED i am playing a mean homophobic prank on him- baiting him with visions of lithe, rock hard, naked men walking through clouds of hot steamy steam. So for the record- apparently just by living on the West Coast, im actually more gay by osmosis- than a man who actually has sex with other men.
Gets me thinking. If one- A VERY VERY STRAIGHT MAN- were to walk into one such establishment for a one time only beej…would that make them a gay? Would I…he…even make it in the door? Is there a secret handshake? Specially trained dogs to sniff your asshole as you enter, to check for semen? These are questions worth asking.
So I go online and google search "gay bath house, Milwaukee" (for the first time. I swear). And lo and behold….there is such an establishment almost WALKING distance from him. (With a 4 star Yelp review I might add). I call the place and ask their hours and membership costs, and tell him where it is. He says hes going to head there in a few minutes, and thanks me. I go on with my day, proud of the kind of gay ally ive grown to be.
Eventually a few days passed and I saw him online again. I ask how everything went. He tells me he walked in to the place, but didnt go through with it. "Nerves?" I ask. "Cold feet?". "No" he says. "The place was just kind of grungy looking and sketchy. The lobby had these big old dusty green curtains from the 1970s…"
So BASICALLY…..he went to a place that he knew smelled like windex and cum, expecting to get stuffed full of anonymous cock, and passed up on an orgy because the decor wasn't on point.
And that, my friends……………………is the GAYEST possible ending to this story.****
I was pretty proud of this one. I think its actually ready for performing. Its had a few iterations.
You could trim this down a lot but it's good.
2019-11-02 at 4:56 PM UTC in The outer worlds
2019-11-02 at 11:34 AM UTC in Trump's reaction as he was boo'd at a World Series game.
2019-11-01 at 12:08 AM UTC in The outer worlds