Just because your fever is 105 degrees, you're shitting your pants, and you're hallucinating that Joe Biden is crawling up your leg doesn't mean that you have to meet your end without being satisfied.
Amazon has 55 gallon drums of lube, only 557 dollars. May as well get a bad dragon dildo for you closeted homos who've always wanted to take it up the ass. May as well right? The end is cumming! Who cares! Max out that credit card! In a year when the wretched cursed Earthers are roaming the derelict highways the only thing a credit card is going to be good for is B&E.
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2019-10-16 at 7:46 AM UTC
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Whole chicken in a can
I ordered a whole chicken in a can. Some of you may have seen videos of internet personalities ordering whole chickens in a can and then trying to choke it down. This assure you, is false. The whole chicken in a a can is a slimy thing to be sure, but that happens to any fat that sits and congeals for a long period of time. The chicken itself is very hard to get out of the can in one whole bird because it simply falls apart, kind of like a well cooked roast.
What does it taste like? Have you ever had campbells chicken soup with the little chunks of chicken? Well the whole chicken in a can tastes like that. It's not bad by any stretch of the imagination, but the texture is quite off putting. Would I pay the 20 something dollars for a canned chicken again? No sir/mam, I would not. Do I think that people should over act while eating it? No again. It's not that bad.
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2019-10-09 at 6:19 AM UTC
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Feeding chickens
Got a lot of chickens? Cut a milk jug in half and drill a bunch of holes in it. Put the cap on the milk jug and attach it to a post upside down. Put a fish or a piece of meat in the top/bottom of the jug and let the flies get to it. Flies make maggots, maggots fall out of the holes, chickens eat the maggots. It also works with compost heaps because chickens are dirty birds.
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2019-09-25 at 4:59 AM UTC
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Hi I'm new to the internet!
Which one of you retards are from old Totse? I don't recognize any of you.
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