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2023-09-05 at 2:41 AM UTC in I don't remember any of you assholesWho the fuck is Lanny? I guess the old guard either fucked off or died.
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2020-02-28 at 6:50 AM UTC in Why do non-whites have such stupid and ugly hair styles?Uninteresting people do this to try and be interesting. If they had any confidence at all they wouldn't load up on 4lbs of makeup and a ugly hairstyle that is probably either colored with some unnatural color or has fake hair weaved into it. Ugly outside, ugly inside.
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2020-02-27 at 8:22 AM UTC in The end of the world is coming, did you buy your lube and pocket pussies?Just because your fever is 105 degrees, you're shitting your pants, and you're hallucinating that Joe Biden is crawling up your leg doesn't mean that you have to meet your end without being satisfied.
Amazon has 55 gallon drums of lube, only 557 dollars. May as well get a bad dragon dildo for you closeted homos who've always wanted to take it up the ass. May as well right? The end is cumming! Who cares! Max out that credit card! In a year when the wretched cursed Earthers are roaming the derelict highways the only thing a credit card is going to be good for is B&E. -
2019-10-26 at 8:33 AM UTC in Star Trek enjoys living in the Emerald Isles...Yes this was totally worth it.
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2019-10-25 at 7:47 AM UTC in Nigga historyWho are the important people around here? Your culture disgusts and arouses me.
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2019-10-25 at 2:06 AM UTC in i am a profesional boxserWhere I live, any moron can be a boxer. A lot of know nothings go directly to the pro ring and can no longer fight amateur. They lose 5 or 10 times and can never fight again.
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2019-10-18 at 8:37 AM UTC in Tell a smart woman they're beautiful, tell a beautiful woman they're smart. Treat them all like filthy whores.
Originally posted by Ghost It's not my fault women don't want to fuck me.
It's their fault for being stuck up prude bitches.
That's why incels go on mass shootings to show these heartless bitches KARMA. Women have been treating us like shit and refusing to have sex with us and then #metoo happened and now society looks upon pursuing women for sexual purposes as a bad thing IMAGINE THAT a natural biological urge being demonized by all of society.
They ruined love and dragged it through the mud. There is no love or happiness left only bitter lonely horny fueled hatred and rage directed towards ALL OF YOU PEOPLE Who perpetuate this bullshit and allow women, society, niggers, non whites and the jedis to cuck you. Nobody here has kids or is married except the DH normies
nobody I know has kids or is married except FUCKING NORMIES
KILL ALL NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm technically new around here so I can't tell if you're being an unironic retard or an ironic one. I will assume you're as silly an pathetic as you come off. Everything you do in your life, aside from a small amount of things, is dictated by your actions. Social retard? Get good son. There are a bunch of "how to win friends and influence people" type books out there. Stop sucking ass.
Are you a disgusting fat body? Hit the gym, eat right, take tren/DMP get shredded. Don't want to do it? Shucks sunshine, looks like you aren't committed.
Poor? Do what you need to do to get that money. Even drug addicts can sell plasma. -
2019-10-18 at 8:06 AM UTC in Tell a smart woman they're beautiful, tell a beautiful woman they're smart. Treat them all like filthy whores.
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2019-10-18 at 7:22 AM UTC in Tell a smart woman they're beautiful, tell a beautiful woman they're smart. Treat them all like filthy whores.I would like a female perspective but I know all of you animals are just dudes dressed up as your favorite anime characters. I figured I would try anyway. Is there any flaw to my logic? It's a pretty simple conclusion. Every woman wants to be considered something they are not, and every woman wants to be treated like a whore, at least in private.
Come at me, come with me, just don't cum on me. -
2019-10-16 at 7:46 AM UTC in Whole chicken in a canI ordered a whole chicken in a can. Some of you may have seen videos of internet personalities ordering whole chickens in a can and then trying to choke it down. This assure you, is false. The whole chicken in a a can is a slimy thing to be sure, but that happens to any fat that sits and congeals for a long period of time. The chicken itself is very hard to get out of the can in one whole bird because it simply falls apart, kind of like a well cooked roast.
What does it taste like? Have you ever had campbells chicken soup with the little chunks of chicken? Well the whole chicken in a can tastes like that. It's not bad by any stretch of the imagination, but the texture is quite off putting. Would I pay the 20 something dollars for a canned chicken again? No sir/mam, I would not. Do I think that people should over act while eating it? No again. It's not that bad. -
2019-10-14 at 8:12 AM UTC in Have you ever had a paranormal experience?I've seen shadow people on multiple occasions. The most notable being the incident when I saw one in my closet straight on staring at me and another when I saw one in a pink hoodie. It was 3am when I was driving home and I saw a girl in a pink hoodie checking her mail box on a country road. I thought it was a bit strange, checking your mail so late. She looked at me with red eyes then disappeared. Not in any way that was dramatic, just like a video with frames cut out.
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2019-10-11 at 8:09 AM UTC in Have any of you had someone pull a knife on you?
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2019-10-09 at 7:52 AM UTC in I dislocated my thumgI don't remember writing this.
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2019-10-09 at 7:52 AM UTC in Feeding chickens
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2019-10-09 at 6:19 AM UTC in Feeding chickensGot a lot of chickens? Cut a milk jug in half and drill a bunch of holes in it. Put the cap on the milk jug and attach it to a post upside down. Put a fish or a piece of meat in the top/bottom of the jug and let the flies get to it. Flies make maggots, maggots fall out of the holes, chickens eat the maggots. It also works with compost heaps because chickens are dirty birds.
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2019-10-05 at 8:03 AM UTC in I dislocated my thumgIt's my right thumb too. How am I supposed to whack my willy if I can't even grip my dick? I blame the democrats.
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2019-09-29 at 6:44 AM UTC in Water fastLook up snake juice for electrolyte retention unless you're doing a dry fast. Tastes like hose water but at least you won't get a possible keto flu.
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2019-09-27 at 4:21 AM UTC in Hi I'm new to the internet!
Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Das Troll is one of the totse members that was actually useful and intelligent. There was way too many shitbag kidiots that posted nonsense. Intellectual discussions soon became a thing of the past after a few years, and it was nothing but half baked memes and DHer type retards for the most part.
I am not an elitist, but, even dickheads like Snoopy were actually intelligent and could contribute technical information. These people nowadays are worthless. Just commie snowflakes and s0yboys and mudsharks for the most part.
I actually got to know snoopy a little bit near the end. He was a dildo sure, but he wasn't as bad as a lot of people let on. -
2019-09-25 at 3:51 PM UTC in Hi I'm new to the internet!
Originally posted by Sudo I went by metaphysicist on totse
I remember you.
Originally posted by Kuntzschutz I joined totse 03, but changed names a couple hundred times so nobody would remember me, and seeing as a lot of the other people doing the same stuff I was at the time (explosives/weapons) got busted, it made sense. Don't want or need online friends. But I creepily enjoy spying on some of you throughout the years, especially people like Das Troll, with his macgyverisms and MMA and such.
I should've become a fed then spying on you people would be that much easier.
I remember a few people getting busted for blowing shit up, Warweed for one. As for the online friends, that's not my goal. I made a decision a while ago not to meet up with people from forums after all the shit that happened with Zok.
I had forgotten the weekly MacGyver until you just mentioned it. More innocent times I guess. -
2019-09-25 at 4:59 AM UTC in Hi I'm new to the internet!Which one of you retards are from old Totse? I don't recognize any of you.
