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Posts by Kuntzschutz

  1. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Probably meth or any other stimulant. Meth slows down the healing process and I'm injury prone and the meth community is full of snitches and drama queens.
  2. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace

    Don't be sad, even a gay beaner like you could produce some fine ass latinas if you weren't constantly after penises. Yall have some fine women and decent food, even if you're dumber than a box of hammers.
  3. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby It's almost a requirement to be a kyke or a black to be on comdey central. Infact the only non jedis or blacks on there was Doug Stanhope and Carlos menstealia

    Yep. That or suck their dicks. Kinda like being in the US military.
  4. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    So this jussie smollet type nigger just accused me of hitting him. I wouldn't snitch on him for all the meth he carries, but it's a stupid idea considering he'd have broken bones and likely be dead if I'd hit him and if he gets loud enough and the cops search him he's fucked cause he's already got 9 felony possession charges.. I was just asking him wtf he was bitching at me for when he stole 20 bucks from me and I didn't say shit about that to begin with. It's only 20 but it's the principle of it and I still didn't say shit until he started bitching at me. I've helped this idiot out many times. We used to grow weed and give out bags of it for free, better than any these AIDS faggots would find elsewhere and this is how they repay us.

    I gotta stay outta the AIDS neighborhood
  5. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    I didn't know Trevor was a j3w. I like the whitest kids u know. Although comedy central is definitely j3ws and even if you're not one, to be famous (in the west) you pretty much have to suck their dicks.
  6. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    The screams when those beaners were on fire and running, if you can find the full video

    Almost makes me feel bad for them
  7. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby *Cringe*

    Really? You don't like seeing two girls lick each others assholes? The contrast between two different races of girls going at it? It's the only acceptable form of race mixing!
  8. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 *autistic incoherent babble*

    Yawn
  9. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Another successful wario thread
  10. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    I've only made out with one lesbian but it was pretty cool. Way different than a straight chick. Not better but different. When I see two lesbians I often say "remember ladies, three tongues are better than two" and sometimes they like that idea.

    I'm definitely a reincarnated lesbian ninja in a mans body, but I wouldn't say trapped. I enjoy it.
  11. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    I'm waiting for CandyRein to post a closeup of her ass.
  12. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Strangely, I had a dream someone was shooting at me last night and I jumped into the water to escape the bullets. Then today I see this article.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7781209/US-military-testing-underwater-bullets-dont-slow-down.html

    In the same night, in a separate dream, someone was interrogating me, but trying to make it seem like a normal conversation, to see if I was a spy or something. Weird, as always

    The US military is testing bullets that can be fired underwater, potentially enabling Navy SEALs to engage in submarine combat and sink enemy boats from below.

    Water is 800 times denser than air at sea level, meaning normal bullets slow down underwater to the point that they’re rendered ineffective.

    The bullets manufactured by DSG Technologies are made from tungsten – a metal with a high resistance to corrosion – and have a small hole in the tip.

    This allows a bubble to form around the bullet as it travels through the water – a process called supercavitation.


    The bubble reduces the drag of the bullet, allowing it to move more rapidly through water.


    Norway-based DGS claims its ammo can travel 200 feet underwater and pierce through two centimetres of steel, fired from 55 feet away through water.

    WHAT IS SUPERCAVITATION?
    Supercavitation is an extreme form of cavitation – a physical phenomenon in which rapid changes of pressure in a liquid lead to the formation of vapour bubbles.

    It can happen when water is accelerated to high speeds, like when turning a sharp corner around a moving piece of metal such as a ship's propeller.

    The bubbles can be large enough to encompass an object travelling through the liquid, greatly reducing drag on the object. This enables it to achieve very high speeds as it travels.

    The bullets also have an 'unconventional shape' and significant mass that give the bullets 'great armour piercing capability' against multi-layer structures, such as submarines.

    This shape is also effective against targets with fibre structure or mud – even when covered by sand.

    DGS says its ammunition doesn’t require the use of any special weapons, claiming it can be used with ‘standard weapons – just switch the ammo’.

    The particular bullets being tested by the US military – DSG’s .50 caliber CAV-X bullets – are suitable for use in partial or fully submerged weapons, regardless of whether the target is in water or on the surface, the company says.

    According to Business Insider, they are being tested by the Office of the Secretary of Defense’s Combating Terrorism Technical Support Office (CTTSO), which plans and synchronises operations against terrorist networks.


    Not sure I could believe their claim, but that's damn cool if true. I may have to steal their idea since they always attempt to steal my ideas anyway.
  13. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Another boring, useless pile of drivel by a beaner that is obsesssed with Trump, like most lefty retards
  14. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung You take gripping seriously.

    Yep. I used to make fun of this russian guy who was into bodybuilding because of his poor grip strength in comparison to everything else(he was actually an olympic weightlifter) and eventually, he finally got some of those grippers. Sadly his mom committed suicide. I dunno if he ever actually got into the olympic games. I hope so.

    I have a friend with hands like baseball mits, and it was hilarious to watch him attempt to close some of my grippers. He was baffled at how I could have much smaller hands yet such a stronger grip.
  15. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    I'm afraid I'd begin levitating with my jedi powers, and not be able to control it and then end up injured. I know someone this has happened to.
  16. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    http://www.ironmind.com/product-info/grip-strength-training-tools/captains-of-crush-grippers/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIhtjGjNGu5gIVR_7jBx1erwU2EAAYASAAEgIGnvD_BwE


    If any of you ever tries to wrestle or grapple with me after realizing you can't out-strike me, I'm going to use my vice-like grip on your puny wrists and break you like a pretzel.
  17. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ

    What's the facepalm for? It's just a random tidbit of useless information.... Well useless in this context, it has nothing to do with how he died. But, that's why you shouldn't eat hot dogs. Or sausage. Unless it specifically says no nitrates or nitrites. Elsewhere, eat them with something that has a lot of vitamin C.


    EDIT: I'm bored and I can't drink a beer yet, it's too early in the day. I needed an excuse to post some autistic type knowledge.
  18. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Basically, you are saying wariat is good for business 👍
    Probably, as they say, "all publicity is good publicity, bitches"

    At least these days he actually responds to people. Back in the day, he wouldn't listen to anyone, he'd just ramble on about stuff like an actual chat bot.
  19. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung It is if that person is a mixed martial artist, u ignorant nigger.

    Huh? You don't have to be a martial artist, and being one isn't going to do a whole lot of good if 4 guys have control of both wrists and your ankles. That was my point.
  20. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Sodium nitrite, not sodium nitrate. Only 4.6 grams is enough to kill.

    Depending on how long it's in contact with the saliva or how much saliva there is, nitrate is converted to nitrite by an enzyme in the saliva. The nitrite is more carcinogenic, although ascorbic acid counteracts this to some extent. Since he drank it though, it's unlikely much of it was converted.
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