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Posts by 8stringflinG

  1. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Trump now trying to drag Pence down with him, and it is hilarious and amazing. Thank you for this Trump.

    https://www.inquisitr.com/5656541/donald-trump-mike-pence-conversations-ukraine-president-transcripts/
  2. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Might be a humble brag, but I have very little free time right now.

    Weren't you playing at work?
  3. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    /unlock

    Mq sucks eggs

    /lock
  4. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Red is the color of fertility

    Are you fertile tonight by any chance
  5. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Why would anyone spend over 20 minutes trying to get over a puddle? They would just walk through it or around it.

    NY has MASSIVE puddles and they have pet alliGAYtors in them or whatever
  6. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S what are you wearing

    Silky grey gym shorts, blue plaid boxers, and a blue shirt with cumstains on it

    What r u wearing?
  7. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum. The family dog, Bear, was missing after attacking a group of Boy Scouts who had wandered into the basement where a sharp series of barks revealed an exotic sex ring orchestrated by none other than Mr. Snackass, the local town shaman. Not only was he the last person anybody would suspect, he was the first person nobody suspected.

    Harold left in his olive green Ford F150 to search for Bear, who he suspected hadn't gone far. The scent of cum led Harold immediately to the nearby graveyard. Fog had settled over the entirety of the boneyard, and the nightshade fairies were articulating a macabre, inaudible harmony synonymous with the cries of puppies squished beneath a boot.

    Harold stepped foot upon the mangled pups, and ventured towards
  8. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Sending rovers isn't interest in colonizing Mar, that's just scientific research.

    Sending a man to Mars doesn't mean colonization, that's just scientific research.

    We were sending probes to Venus decades before the first Mars mission. We sent a moon to the moon decades ago and haven't colonized it.

    We don't even have a NASA concept for a person to visit Mars on the same order as HAVOC.

    Yawn. Show me a plan to put humans on Penis. Then we'll talk.
  9. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Support your own country and your own manufacturers and your own products. Fuck China.

    Lol you aren't even American. Shut the fuck up.
  10. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood That warning label just made me think about eating ass lol

    Interesting, because 'extra long cut' made me think of dicks
  11. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Anyone who complains about nicotine withdrawals or having trouble quitting vaping is a low t beta cuck girlboy drug addict who has no willpower to quit the shittiest drug there is that doesn't even make you feel good.

    YoU shOulD UsE CroutonEMW

  12. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano i hate you

    Good I don't want grandma abusing junkies to like me.
  13. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Why did the little puppy cross the road ?

    To get to the boot
  14. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    I heard mmmquesadilla died too
  15. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by bigthink ruined 5-7 people's lives.

    traded gain for community disarray. pew pew and W

    overall, I'm a cunt stuck waiting for karma to end me before I neck myself

    Be more specific.
  16. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Lol TIM. pure white dead panda

    :(
  17. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum. The family dog, Bear, was missing after attacking a group of Boy Scouts who had wandered into the basement where a sharp series of barks revealed an exotic sex ring orchestrated by none other than Mr. Snackass, the local town shaman. Not only was he the last person anybody would suspect, he was the first person nobody suspected.

    Harold left in his olive green Ford F150 to search for Bear, who he suspected hadn't gone far. The scent of cum led Harold immediately to the nearby graveyard. Fog had settled over the entirety of the boneyard, and the nightshade fairies were articulating a macabre, inaudible harmony synonymous with the cries of puppies squished beneath a boot.
  18. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    :(
  19. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ So you actually found out my dad's real name. Thanks for posting it online asshole.

    Bird D Asswrangler is Tim's real name, fokls
  20. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER In that case can I be 3 years sober bc I switched to China white which is the Diet Coke of heroins? Seems fair.

    What? Is it really that much weaker?
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