Posts by 8stringflinG

1. 2019-09-28 at 12:30 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano No, im asking goose because I want him to tell me how many different kinds of reddit drugd he does in a week.
   
   Fake lsd, colourpiracetam, noopept, im sure like 16 others

   
   Who is goose
2. 2019-09-28 at 12:29 AM UTC in Gender Neutral Barbie Dolls?
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by STER0S lol i'm going to buy one of those & send it to my friend's beautiful handsome child.

   
   Ftfy
3. 2019-09-28 at 12:29 AM UTC in Are any of you going to be voting come 2020?
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut
   i thought it was hilarious how during his initial press briefing after the blow up he said "it was perfect and I was very nice. I've never been so nice. a lot of people said they didn't know i could be so nice"
   
   and he's obviously doing what he always does where he just parrots positive terms like "nice" and "great" but he was (most likely unknowingly) implying he's aware that he's ordinarily a huge asshole lmaooo
4. 2019-09-28 at 12:28 AM UTC in Someone is smoking pot outside
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Erekshun I did 10 1/2 years. You were saying?

   
   Wow thats... Thats really sad. No wonder youre brain damaged.
5. 2019-09-28 at 12:10 AM UTC in Someone is smoking pot outside
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Erekshun No, he was padding his paycheck. You seriously believe yourself?

   
   I'm not the retard admitting drug use to a military recruiter lmaooo
6. 2019-09-28 at 12:01 AM UTC in Someone is smoking pot outside
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Erekshun When I joined the military I admitted to the recruiter that I had smoked pot in the past. He asked me if I took that pot to the pharmacist and did that pharmacist say it was pot? I said no. He said it could have been anything! You sure it's pot op?

   
   He was trying to help you through your stupidity
7. 2019-09-27 at 11:59 PM UTC in A Romanian TV show host said Serena Williams looks like one of 'those monkeys at the zoo' live on air
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut
   Wow you guys are fucking retarded.
8. 2019-09-27 at 11:57 PM UTC in Gender Neutral Barbie Dolls?
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Ken was always transgender. That's why he came in his own box.

   
   Lol what
9. 2019-09-27 at 11:56 PM UTC in You know that feeling of relief when you take a big shit?
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Is that why girls also feel this?
   
   https://www.outsideonline.com/1784611/why-does-it-feel-good-poop
   
   Your poop stimulates the vagus nerve. Poop doesn't stimulate your prostate or your sphincter, your poop isn't Kristine's husband's dick.

   
   
   
   The prostate gets stimulated every time you poop or have any movement there whatsoever. Retard. It's both things. How you think a dick could stimulate it, but poop cant, is beyond me.
   
   I've done both and let me tell you, it feels the exact same.
10. 2019-09-27 at 11:50 PM UTC in Free college
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DietPiano No its not its 10
    
    The US's navy superiority (aircraft carriers) are literally the only reason it has military dominance. Without that, we would not.
    
    Now if you wanted to say we should spend middle east war money on domestiv programs, I will agree with that, but talking about air craft carriers not being necessary is retarded.

    
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/aircraft-carriers-list-in-service-patrolling-the-world-2018-2
    
    20 just in the navy
    
    Airforce has the other 4 i believe
    
    Don't just take the first thing you read on google as fact, you retarded fucking ape. Your family wishes you were dead every day.
11. 2019-09-27 at 11:46 PM UTC in Buying my friend a bag of rice and some beans
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Not reading any of those posts Bill Krozby
12. 2019-09-27 at 11:44 PM UTC in I miss juicebox
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by BummyMofo tldr but no fuckin way I believe you saying you were a spice AND an opioid addict and you never stole. Opiate head niggas in particular are fuckin thieves no exception. I wouldn't fuck with no opiate head cause they'll definitely take your shit. always.

    
    LOL
    
    
    I guess okay then. Live in your fantasy world where you get to avoid blame for acting like a piece of shit. Whatever helps you cope, nigger.
13. 2019-09-27 at 11:42 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Normie shit
    
    Like microdosing LSD is Reddit as fuck

    
    Yeah but I guarantee you I feel 10x better than any of you junkies. Everyday is content and peace and I've found God so things are going along swimmingly for me. God gives me euphoria every day.
14. 2019-09-27 at 11:38 PM UTC in Just got word that hydro died
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc holy shit can you imagine a fat beaner when he farts? that must stink up so bad
    
    
    .

    
    
15. 2019-09-27 at 10:18 PM UTC in Buying my friend a bag of rice and some beans
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Not even any Fruit or veg? Wow some friend you are
    Thanks for the scurvy!

    
    He can buy his own fruit in a few days. I already bought him 60 of groceries once and told him next time is rice and beans lol.
16. 2019-09-27 at 10:03 PM UTC in Buying my friend a bag of rice and some beans
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by cigreting let him die u faget

    
    Ah yes the republican method
17. 2019-09-27 at 8:15 PM UTC in You know that feeling of relief when you take a big shit?
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by STER0S aww man… im a homo ☹️

    
    Its ok :)
18. 2019-09-27 at 8:13 PM UTC in A Romanian TV show host said Serena Williams looks like one of 'those monkeys at the zoo' live on air
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke They evolved a different way. But we have genetic confirmation now of the tree of life, where we fit on it, and where races fall in it, not just fossil evidence.
    
    Blacks are the only ones with pure original homo sapiens DNA.

    
    Not even blacks, since early Indo-Europeans migrated back into Africa on several occasions.
    
    Humans have always been swishing about in different lands.
19. 2019-09-27 at 8:12 PM UTC in The Impeachment Inquiry has Begun
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke You denying the facts just makes you look like a retard and doesn't convince anyone.

    
    You have to start skipping over bennys posts
20. 2019-09-27 at 8:12 PM UTC in WARNING: don't click on Wariat threads
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    RIP wariat