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Posts by 8stringflinG

  1. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Imagine trying to use a big frozen glob of diarrhea as a dildo.
  2. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum. The family dog, Bear, was missing after attacking a group of Boy Scouts who had wandered into the basement where a sharp series of barks revealed an exotic sex ring orchestrated by none other than Mr. Snackass, the local town shaman. Not only was he the last person anybody would suspect, he was the first person nobody suspected.

    Harold left in his olive green Ford F150 to search for Bear, who he suspected hadn't gone far. The scent of cum led Harold immediately to the nearby graveyard. Fog had settled over the entirety of the boneyard, and the nightshade fairies were articulating a macabre, inaudible harmony synonymous with the cries of puppies squished beneath a boot.

    Harold stepped foot upon the mangled pups, and ventured towards the coven of sprites hypnotized. His mind swam with thoughts of sugar plums, although he preferred sugar free plums. Suddenly,
  3. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood All of those people are retarded. Just like how most democrats are retarded

    Just like how most Americans are retarded and perpetuate a 2 party system.. North Korea has more political parties than USA lololol

    And a lot less retards

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_political_parties_in_North_Korea

    There is currently no known organized opposition within North Korea that is independently verifiable.
  4. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BummyMofo You're the faggot whore nigger suckin cock for a fix, not my problem, junkie KKK whore

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  5. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Democrats used to be pro slavery but nobody wants to talk about that

    Yeah and the racist south was also mostly Democrat.

    Now its flipped. Now the Republicans are the conservatives.

    This isnt 1865 kiddo
  6. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Church people love Pence

    Im shocked how is this possible?!?
  7. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG When u gonna continue storytime
  8. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Too* u fat ginger, toothless, hills have eyes outcast.
    & Yeah, I dunno it was crazy cuz I'm not really ugly to ppl, but he tries my patience. So I was surprised to hear him say that, he would probably fall in love if I were nice. 😉

    CandyRein posted ur pic u ugly as fuck nigger
  9. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I suppose that's why some people go so far as to freeze their shit to be used as an anal dildo. (Frozen Betsy)

    When u gonna continue storytime
  10. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This is gonna end up just like the mueller report

    aka Trump is FUCKED and GOING DOWN

    There's stuff Mueller missed due to the private and hidden server
  11. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Try to following the pretty lines that connect the dots you dumb brown little cunt. The USDOJ is part of the Executive branch of the federal government.

    28 U.S. Code § 503

    The President shall appoint, by and with the advice and consent of the Senate, an Attorney General of the United States. The Attorney General is the head of the Department of Justice.

    (Added Pub. L. 89–554, § 4©, Sept. 6, 1966, 80 Stat. 612.)

    The AG is a secretary in the cabinet of the POTUS. The AG can order investigations. The AG serves at the pleasure of the POTUS as do all cabinet and White House staff members. The POTUS can absolutely direct the AG to open an investigation into anything that warrants investigation. Just like the mayor of a city can direct a police commissioner or city prosecutor to look into a possible criminal matter. In fact the POTUS is bound both by his oath of office and in this case a treaty with the Ukraine to investigate and work with Ukrainian law enforcement in matters of corruption that involves mutual involvement by officials or person from both nations. By speaking to the Ukraine president about the Joe Biden matter he was fufulling his oath of affice and his obligation under a treaty ratified by congress.

    The more ya know… Huh ya dumb cunt…

    P.S. The transcript was released and available online 2 days ago you dumb cunt.

  12. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Republicans want poor people to DIE

    Let it be known
  13. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo yeah I get chubbies and cock dribble when I shit sometimes and also from sticking drugs up my ass in prison but it's not like that's my peak sexual fantasy or anything. Just because you get your dick caressed by a fat bitch over tracksuit and get a halfstock doesn't mean that's what you're into

    when you got fucked by hydros hairy husband that's when you realized you were a flamer tho and that's just gay

    Nah nigga, you gay as hell.
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  15. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Says the cuck who is still obsessed with the fat crippled junkie who made him take dick and pay her bills.

    Uhhhh
  16. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Lol no he's not 'top cop' holy shit you retard. Trump cant order investigations in the US, that's why he wanted Ukraine to do it, discretely.

    Again, the transcript is known and only a matter of time before it is released. Normal presidential relations dont involve hiding transcripts and recordings to a secret server.

    You are a brainwashed sheep.
  17. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal transgenderism isn't even real and it's absolutely absurd that the public is being pushed to accept this
    who the fuck is behind this whole transmania garbage? (inb4 the jews)

    trannies are just psychologically warped people that need therapy



    If anyone here needs therapy it's you.
  18. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    no
  19. 8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania No one called it global cooling ..they called it greenhouse warming. This is why books and films like Logan's Run and Soylent Green were written. NYC 2022

    It's both. Climate change means that summers are hotter and winters are colder, which is why recent years have us breaking records with both.
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