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You know that feeling of relief when you take a big shit?

  1. 2019-09-27 at 2:14 PM UTC
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    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Think about it. Yes? Yes? You know this feeling?

    Well you're gay as fuck. That's your prostate's doing, faggot.
  2. 2019-09-27 at 2:15 PM UTC
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    That’s not how I do waste excretion, how else can I tell if I’m a homosexual?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. 2019-09-27 at 2:17 PM UTC
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    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick That’s not how I do waste excretion, how else can I tell if I’m a homosexual?

    Do you enjoy bananas?
  4. 2019-09-27 at 2:25 PM UTC
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Do you enjoy bananas?

    They are beautiful, but in my country, they're forbidden.

    I'm desperate to learn the truth, I'm willing to undergo surgery to get a look at it.
  5. 2019-09-27 at 2:28 PM UTC
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    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick They are beautiful, but in my country, they're forbidden.

    I'm desperate to learn the truth, I'm willing to undergo surgery to get a look at it.

    Many people travel here for prostste implants. The problem is these operations are usually clandestine and are not done by doctors. I wish you luck.
  6. 2019-09-27 at 2:32 PM UTC
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    No theres always blood
  7. 2019-09-27 at 4:07 PM UTC
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I talk in a really high pitched voice loudly and scream when I'm taking a dump pretty sure it pissed my neighbor off
  8. 2019-09-27 at 4:51 PM UTC
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    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood No theres always blood

    Use lube next time HTS is having a man night
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  9. 2019-09-27 at 4:52 PM UTC
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Think about it. Yes? Yes? You know this feeling?

    Well you're gay as fuck. That's your prostate's doing, faggot.

    Omen or girls feel this?
  10. 2019-09-27 at 4:53 PM UTC
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    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat Omen or girls feel this?

    Omen
  11. 2019-09-27 at 5:09 PM UTC
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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
  12. 2019-09-27 at 7:53 PM UTC
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    aww man... im a homo ☹️
  13. 2019-09-27 at 8:15 PM UTC
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    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S aww man… im a homo ☹️

    Its ok :)
  14. 2019-09-27 at 8:23 PM UTC
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Awhile back I pinched one of the biggest loafs I've taken after a day of eating pain killers back when i had my accident and smoking weed and eating a lot of brisket. I started sweating while on the toilet and it was hurt so bad coming out I was like JEEEEEERT but I also fucking came as it was coming out and It plopped out and I orgasmed and quivered and pass out , hit my head on the side of the bath tub, woke up 15 minutes so later really confused.
  15. 2019-09-27 at 8:26 PM UTC
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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Awhile back I pinched one of the biggest loafs I've taken after a day of eating pain killers back when i had my accident and smoking weed and eating a lot of brisket. I started sweating while on the toilet and it was hurt so bad coming out I was like JEEEEEERT but I also fucking came as it was coming out and It plopped out and I orgasmed and quivered and pass out , hit my head on the side of the bath tub, woke up 15 minutes so later really confused.

    That's a pretty krazy story kr0z. But it is believable. I've always pondered the idea of when I abduct and torture someone, to have them wake up chained to the ground, stuck on their hands and knees.

    And then as they realize they cannot get out of that position, bring a large horny great dane in to fuck them in the ass.

    Apparently, this can totally rip the person's asshole apart if they are not ready for it. We discussed this sort of thing on totse a few times.

    But, as painful as it would be, they would possibly start to enjoy it, if they don't bleed to death. What a humiliating and degrading (and hilarious) form of torture
  16. 2019-09-27 at 9:06 PM UTC
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Think about it. Yes? Yes? You know this feeling?

    Well you're gay as fuck. That's your prostate's doing, faggot.

    Is that why girls also feel this?

    https://www.outsideonline.com/1784611/why-does-it-feel-good-poop

    Your poop stimulates the vagus nerve. Poop doesn't stimulate your prostate or your sphincter, your poop isn't Kristine's husband's dick.
  17. 2019-09-27 at 11:56 PM UTC
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    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Is that why girls also feel this?

    https://www.outsideonline.com/1784611/why-does-it-feel-good-poop

    Your poop stimulates the vagus nerve. Poop doesn't stimulate your prostate or your sphincter, your poop isn't Kristine's husband's dick.



    The prostate gets stimulated every time you poop or have any movement there whatsoever. Retard. It's both things. How you think a dick could stimulate it, but poop cant, is beyond me.

    I've done both and let me tell you, it feels the exact same.
  18. 2019-09-28 at 2:43 AM UTC
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Think about it. Yes? Yes? You know this feeling?

    Well you're gay as fuck. That's your prostate's doing, faggot.

    That's the same feeling your mother had when she delivered you.
  19. 2019-09-28 at 5:04 AM UTC
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    yeah I get chubbies and cock dribble when I shit sometimes and also from sticking drugs up my ass in prison but it's not like that's my peak sexual fantasy or anything. Just because you get your dick caressed by a fat bitch over tracksuit and get a halfstock doesn't mean that's what you're into

    when you got fucked by hydros hairy husband that's when you realized you were a flamer tho and that's just gay
  20. 2019-09-28 at 5:06 AM UTC
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    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo yeah I get chubbies and cock dribble when I shit sometimes and also from sticking drugs up my ass in prison but it's not like that's my peak sexual fantasy or anything. Just because you get your dick caressed by a fat bitch over tracksuit and get a halfstock doesn't mean that's what you're into

    when you got fucked by hydros hairy husband that's when you realized you were a flamer tho and that's just gay

    Nah nigga, you gay as hell.
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