Originally posted by Kuntzschutz
You know, you caught me by surprise, I never would've guessed someone would post a private message publicly. Maybe I'm just new to the internet, but I have never seen this before.
Did you take lessons to be this masterful in the art of e-fighting?
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Originally posted by gadzooks
Who exactly are you?
Are you an NiS regular with a new username?
Maybe a Totse OG like myself who just stumbled on this place looking for a viable replacement?
Maybe somebody entirely new?
Whatever the case, in the brief time you've been around, you've had an impact on me.
Unfortunately, I wasn't around for Totse and Zoklet sagas. I've lurked this place for about a year, but I've only started posting recently. I'm an Encyclopedia Dramatica refugee, since ED got shut down and it's team just went underground.
On that note, I'm also having some bourbon right now. Been drinking since early morning, what with me working nights so it's really late evening for me now.
As for having an impact ... I don't know man. I try to be fair. I know this place is probably not the right one for metaphysical debates or for making sense ... But you know, I'm hoping that some of that will make the day better for one of those guys behind the keyboards. Even if people are here purely to shitpost and to troll.
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Originally posted by larrylegend8383
He wants to sound like the one sane man? And it works? Lol bro
Unfortunately, as silly as it sounds, it does. Trump is actually pushing policy, no matter how bad that policy is. The democrats are only pushing impeachment. Instead of fighting Trump with policy and attracting moderates and other folks through policy ... The democrat position is "Orange man bad". Which, while true, doesn't deal with the actual concerns that plague the US.
To put it in layman's terms, the average American asks "What can be done about the economy?" while the democrats respond "RUSSIAGATE! UKRAINEGATE! IMPEACH!" ... While animosity towards Trump is understandable, two wrongs don't make one right. Trump is trolling the democrats. And the democrats are biting.
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Originally posted by Kuntzschutz
Next thing you know he'll be hallucinating and putting up walls of text with cheese and shaking uncontrollably.
Nah nigga, his english ain't nearly good enough for that. Tho if it gets him to improve his knowledge of the Queen's English, it'll be one good deed :3
EDIT: Shit, I broke him ... He stopped replying ... I wanted to play some more ...
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Oh now that I think about it ... Here are some "tricks" you can use to diminish the after-effects of alcohol:
1. Drink water (NOT SODA, WATER YOU DUMBFUCK) while getting drunk. This will severely reduce loss of hydration which will improve your condition during and after the endeavor.
2. Administer yourself some active charcoal after having slept. Active charcoal tends to absorb a plethora of toxins, including alcohol. If you administer yourself charcoal while drinking, it will actually mitigate some of your drunkness (if you wanna get drunk, it might be counter productive. Then again it won't absorb 100% of what you drink, either.)
3. Drink some milk or, better yet, a little bit of oil before drinking. This will coat your stomach and prevent indigestion as well as somewhat mitigate stomach burning, which in turn can mitigate the development of stomach ulcers, diarrhea and nausea. Again, it's not a 100% counter.
4. Be sure to eat while you drink. Has a similar effect to drinking oils, as fats will coat your stomach. An added benefit is that food "dilutes" the effects of alcohol on your stomach as well as dilutes alcohol in your blood. Food, being mostly based on carbon, tends to absorb alchy toxins as well. Which means that a part of alcohol will remain in your digestive system as opposed to your blood. Taking a dump in the morning will evacuate the contaminated matter. Once more the effect is limited and you're bound to gain weight if you're doing this a lot.
5. Do some physical exercise while hungover. Alcohol plays nice with water. So if you exercise enough to sweat, some of the toxins will be evacuated out of your body through sweat.
6. Drink a single beer while you are hungover. While this might sound counter-productive, alcohol tends to modify your blood pressure. While you are hungover, your blood pressure is fucked. Drinking a small amount of alcohol will normalize it to some degree and reduce both nausea and headaches. BE SURE NOT TO OVERDRINK as it will end up having the opposite effect.
I can't say I approve of you promising not to drink and then doing it all over again. But then I'm not going to save you from yourself. Only you can do that. My only hope is that you drink safely. Take care and godspeed in your future endeavors.
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Ehh ... You know Hikki, I'm starting to get used to you. You get drunk, you're then sick from a hangover (btw, hangover is a punishment, NOT a sickness) for about a couple days, then you start missing the drunken bliss and then you go right back to drinking. So forgive me if I take your words with a grain of salt.
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