just say it was a prank bro
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2019-10-09 at 10:30 AM UTC
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Belle Delphine
doesn't mean I'm not going to snort that bath water I bought.
cumminn in the mail soon..
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are you only using religion as a coping mechanism?
i.e. to keep your brain busy and an easy street to belonging in a community?
I hope you're careful with your internet, being a white sand man. next thing you know you'll have monokle and csis up your dick hole
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2019-10-06 at 1:58 AM UTC
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is rehab a meme?
Originally posted by bigthink
after a bunch of research i determined that rehab is in fact, retarded.
since I am also retarded, i found some government sponsored ultra liberal counseling service that'll use big brothers influence to get you into whatever org you want. it's scheduled for Friday…
it was actually pretty practical. mostly just talked about why someone gets addicted in the first place.
he basically just told me I need to go outside and get a friend
lasted almost 3hrs
some interesting discussion topics were:
-what is the opposite of addiction
-juxtapose shutout lifestyle with solitary confinement
-what components of anxiety are irrational
went better than expected
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2019-10-02 at 5:23 AM UTC
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is rehab a meme?
after a bunch of research i determined that rehab is in fact, retarded.
since I am also retarded, i found some government sponsored ultra liberal counseling service that'll use big brothers influence to get you into whatever org you want. it's scheduled for Friday...
my gameplan is to
1. block a bunch of numbers
2. temporarily drink more alcohol
3. volunteer at as many animal shelters as I can for a couple weeks until I stop wanting to do white lightning 24/7. basically give myself 0 free time
4. neck myself on live stream if it doesn't work (I'll post the link)
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2019-10-04 at 7:52 AM UTC
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Trumps biggest fuckup line..
i barely watch American politics because they're retarded, but jesus christ your president's a simple speaker.
he doesn't say a single sentence that a child wouldn't understand. that's effective as hell i wish i could do that..
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zooks this is probably when you take breaks at work. how many of these are yours?
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lenny just sent me this from his camera phone, thanks for the update
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
You don't scare me.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Wrong, kid.
that fucking jpg
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Originally posted by larrylegend8383
He's out but he wants them back in
that's the ultimate cuck
reminds me of Mike Tyson saying, "im going to fuck you till you love me"
wariat, you've been fucked by the government and are nostalgically craving that glow cock.
drink some cough syrup and realize that you're constantly spending finite brain power on being fucked by Mike Tyson
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2019-10-02 at 5:09 AM UTC
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to do list
4. get rid of piss jugs
5. huff gas till sober
6. masturbate on school property
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Simple logic and reasons dictates that if you create something, and you intend to preserve it, you would not destroy it just to recreate it. The Creator isn't a fool. Some will live right through Armageddon and Judgement Day, and they will never have to die at all.
hmmm that's odd.... hey where were you November 18, 1978?
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Originally posted by Wariat
With young girls its tough though like barely legal teens in european countries because they tend tog et wuiet snd turna way and make you feels tupid for even trying even though one of them clewrly fsncied you or kept smiling snd even waved at you the first time you walked by.
are you having a stroke?
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2019-09-30 at 2:25 AM UTC
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I'm Getting Jacked!
Originally posted by Fonaplats
Oh man it feels good too.
I been holding back for just the right time.
When one arm gets tired I switched to the other.
Picked up a 25 lb dumbell 40 times with each arm.
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could you imagine being ill and only having fonaplants to look after you
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Originally posted by Sudo
Dude, this becomes a lot easier when you realize most girls are complete losers. You need a girl with mental health and/or addiction issues too. Girls sit around and dream and fantasize about shit and are skanky enough to not have a guard up when they should. Even if a girl doesn't give you her number she's happy to talk to someone. Sploo, just realize that your bundyness isnt apparent upon first glance, you look downright nonthreatening. If you endear yourself to a girl (music, animals, fucking anything non rapey) they'll overlook other stuff pretty quickly once they have any kind of emotional investment (which 90% are actively looking for on a daily basis everywhere they go, citation:makeup) and will probably like you if you appear to not like anybody but them. Shit's not hard, jut don't be a spaz
hmm... thinking back..
I don't think I've ever been with a girl that isn't completely fucked in the head.
i guess I like them damaged because it's easy to fill the void in their life, as opposed to convincing someone who's had everything/anyone they've ever wanted.
path of least resistance, right?...
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2019-09-27 at 12:01 PM UTC
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Laptop keeps overheating
Originally posted by Narc
How would you go about diagnosing a problem like that? happens mostly when watching video. Tried raising it off the flat surface so there's a good 3 inches between it, made little difference.
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start by scraping all of the cum off of the back and keyboard. cummies are an excellent insulator[1]
if this doesn't solve the issue you'll have to put I've cubes in it while it's running somehow. that's the only way to fix it bro
[1]NASA spaceRape journals 2007
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2019-09-25 at 2:28 AM UTC
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Does anyone fish?
fuck ya
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2019-09-26 at 6:03 AM UTC
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Maggots and why I ate them
nowadays I'm so dehydrated that my cummies cum out most similarly to pulling hair out of a sink drain
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