2020-05-15 at 12:11 AM UTC
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The top 5 worst countries
Canada
Australia
2 biggest simp faggot governments
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
I had sex with 3 hookers when I was 20. one time i didn't even have to pay for it because my roomie and this guy paid for it. that was alright i guess.. there was one time though that my plan was totally botched, I used to live with the mexican consolate here in austin and he a dirt bag for sure.. and totally cock blocked me one time, this girl was taking her sweet ass time to get to me and I just gave up and she randomly showed up without calling me back to let me let her in the house and just knocked on the door at 3 in the morning and fransisco opened up the door and was pissed off and told her to fuck off. And he was like "Doug.. I don't you're fucking whores coming over here to my house.." but then the next day started talking about it.
He was like "She was really pretty, Doug.., do you still have her number?" "when she saw me and saw my rowdy bed head I knew she wanted me"
But then I've banged a lot of girls online that I didn't know their name. I even banged this homeless girl once she was pretty but obviously crazy, like she would babble like she was a former shell of herself, she showed up at my place randomly after I got off work and I was like yeah fuck you, you can't just show up randomly like this. I didn't realize she was homeless at the time and she apologized and I told her to call me when coming over..
She ent up coming back a week later and I ent up filming us fucking and after we were done she was like "is there anything want to do?" and I was like "take a nap" and she was like "do you have anything to eat?" so I gave a banana and she walked out and she had all of her shit strapped onto her bike.
Ent up seeing her on a street corner while going with cupcake girl to go see failure and I was like "hey whats up doll" and she was like "hehe you're that guy" and I told her, do you want a couple bucks or come over just sleep in my cats room or with me? Because she obviously homeless and I felt bad, and she just chcukled and started pushing her bike with her stuff away down the street. oooh weeeel.
lmfao u fux homless chick🤣
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never cuz am not ann faggit like u cuz u sukt ur granps of hiz went up n ded of hrt atk
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Originally posted by Technologist
It’s Smol
u sed it wuz reel big wen i cumd in ur but tho
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2020-05-11 at 11:41 PM UTC
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Teeth Whitening
probably eats the shit out of your enamel
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2020-05-11 at 10:32 PM UTC
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Teeth Whitening
I cant imagine teeth whitening products are good for the longevity of your teeth
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2020-05-11 at 7:08 PM UTC
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I just committed a felony...
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4
12-valve Cummings Diesel
cummins*
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2020-05-10 at 1:45 PM UTC
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500 Hundred Days of April
Originally posted by Technologist
You are faggots👨❤️💋👨
no am not da fagat op is he de 1 who got it sukt so he de fag
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2020-05-03 at 4:26 PM UTC
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Jesus is king
itt candy talking to herself
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2020-05-10 at 12:35 AM UTC
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90 day fiance...
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace
She probably cares if he's lying about it.
Just because he's a cheating whore doesn't mean she is. Though maybe, idk. You're just looking for an excuse to hate women when the piece of shit in this story is in fact a crippled redheaded man.
I offend people like you all the time when they hear the truth of womens instinct. I know the j e w is h media has brainwashed you and everyone else to think that women are innocent honest creatures but unfortunately thousands of years of evolution and instinct disagree.
Is sudo really in a wheel chair btw
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2020-05-09 at 10:51 PM UTC
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Fishing Thread
fuck next theyll invent some shit that fishes for u and u just stay at home
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2020-05-08 at 3:29 PM UTC
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I call my girlfriend ladybird
Originally posted by POLECAT
jelly is wishing you had what another was getting,, Jam is getting it
no. answer is i cant jelly my dik in gryls as
cuz he ann fagant
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"plus there is no gay porns chool where I live only in another city i am not moving to"
-wariat
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Originally posted by frala
Has anybody ever had to not rebuild at some point in their life? I’d like to meet that person.
me. Ive made good decisions in my short time on earth, unlike 90% of Americans. Ive sacrificed more than most of you could ever imagine in order to get to where i am today. The problem with the majority of Americans today is nobody wants to sacrifice "this" in order to get "that" in the long term. Everybody wants instant gratification, doesn't want to invest any time or money for the future, buys things they cant afford because its only "x" amount a month without looking at what it will cost them long term. Most people disgust me when they try to flaunt and brag about objects that i know they couldnt afford to buy but did anyway because loans are stretched out to unbelieveable amounts of years these days.
I think the scariest part is most people only have around a month or 2 at best of savings put away in order to keep their current lifestyle, i really dont know how these type of people sleep at night to be honest
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2020-05-04 at 5:04 PM UTC
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Totaled a car, bought a car.
Originally posted by Cly
Corona has me operating at extreme ratios of activity to sleep and unfortunately I went off road and totaled my 2015 Kia Rio.
So with it's exit, we bring in the 2010 Scion xB. Good little drug bug.
New adventures coming soon.
good pic of ur new ride
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2020-05-03 at 2:59 AM UTC
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What a View
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2020-05-03 at 2:37 AM UTC
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What a View
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Originally posted by Firekrochfatty
The Harley 96.7 cu in. is about 1584 cc.
30 cu. in. is about 492 cc.
There is more to this than just converting from cc to ci. A newer 450 dirtbike is a fucking monster and weights considerably less than a full sized harley. If youve ridden a 450 bike youd know they are alot to handle if you don't know what your doing.
here is my 250 2 stroke gas gas I used to ride and that thing was alot to handle at times. since this is a 250cc 2 stroke this would be pretty similar to a 4 stroke 450
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2020-05-04 at 12:22 PM UTC
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Totaled a car, bought a car.
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