why are you so obsessed with this guy
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
I'd use urine or feces that's just me tho but it's easy
Instead of using ur toilet just release yourself onto the basement floor and use your face to smooth it all around making sure to get wall to wall and corner to corner coverage
Depending on the amount of food you eat and the size of the basement that will determine how long thr job will take
When im having a shitty day i refer to this post
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2022-01-13 at 6:16 PM UTC
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Fwb
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
This has happened with basically every female friend i've ever had. They get a boyfriend and then just stop talking to me lol
Its because you ooze femininity you fag
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2022-01-11 at 5:23 PM UTC
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Homemade firearms
Originally posted by Bradley
i hit em with the shotty that i got from Academy, play with me some marked motherfuckers, didn't mama teach you not to play with niggers out the gutterg
I smell uncovers i die wid my brudders and wen im on da mic i represent all colors
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Originally posted by Grylls
Final update
Shes still going apeshit bananas about me and theres nothing I can do about it so I stopped the jedi mindtricks
I’ve basically met her parents now (zoom) but it was awkward af at first especially with her Saudi dad who was a player in his prime and is rich as fuck apparently 🤫🤐 (I made up some bs about things I watch on Netflix 🥶 and surprisingly that broke the ice because he’s retarded about things like that)
Things are just getting better and better and I don’t know why still, it must be god, it must be her or from reading the bible more and more thats making me learn how fine and easy life can be
I never actually read it from the beginning like I told her besides the time I fell asleep trying and didn’t care about church and all (she probably knew what I was really after)
At first when she’d ask me things like “So what have you learned from reading the bible today ****?” (our terms of endearment I’m not going into) I’d have to recite something not so hard to remember to make her shut up ☹️ -
“Love never gives up on people. It never stops trusting, never loses hope, and never quits.”
Coming to a conclusion I had to ask her to literally swear on the bible if there’s anything at all I should know about her whether it’s bad relationship history, medical, drug taking etc. and there’s nothing questionable
So now that I’m satisfied she’s madly in love with me and it won’t change I’m going to have to try being more serious about us
I think I’ve sinned a lot my whole life and once again and I’m trying not to now - besides on here so I guess I’ll just come here to curse every now and again and concentrate on life
FUCK BITCH NIGGER SHEBOON ASSBANDIT HOMO CUNT RAPE ANAL RECTUM HAIRY BALLSACK VAGINAL SPUNK TITTIES WANKER PISS BLOODY MARY SHAG TWAT FAGGOT
Now there’s a reason to go to church on Sunday again (if negative for covid) and repent as so does she after the “things” she did with me so we don’t go to hell
Also, read the bible
1 Peter 5:10
I somehow get the feeling this is a gift because of everything that happened in my life last year
Farewell
il suk ur dik n cum on ur gf fawtha faget
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2022-01-10 at 4:57 PM UTC
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Lancer rough idle problem
Put full coverage on it and park it in the hood
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2022-01-10 at 7:22 PM UTC
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I'm glad Bob Faggot is dead
Originally posted by Solstice
Immediately what I thought of the second I heard the news.
Such a classic.
Squirrel is fucking my tomatoes!!! 😂😂😂
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2022-01-10 at 4:59 PM UTC
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I'm glad Bob Faggot is dead
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Yeah you are definitely upset 😂
sticking your dick in another mans asshole is gross and gay fyi
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2022-01-08 at 10:25 PM UTC
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They call me Lancer lot
dem wheels doe
is that really a turbo one ?
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2022-01-07 at 3:17 PM UTC
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Got a 2004 Pontiac GTP today.
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy
I named my old GTP "Richard" because it was gay how much money I had to put into maintenance on it.
Doesn't matter as he can't afford to fix it and I'll have to anyways.
He just lost his beat up old pickup truck because the drive shaft fell out which would have only cost whatever a could u-bolts go for these days but now that it is towed off it is too late.
I replaced so much on my GTP but I also drove it like an absolute jackass.
Your friend sounds like a person who repeatedly makes poor choices.
A person with little money should drive a manual honda civic. Cheap to buy, cheap to fix, and run forever with great mpg.
Your friend reminds me of a guy i used to hang out with in highschool. His car took a major shit and he was in the search for a different one. I said get a civic for the above reasons. Fuckin retard goes and buys a 200k mile mazda supercharged melinia (sp?) It was nice but i knew what was going to happen and it did. Supercharger went out 10k miles later and then he sold it for scrap. 4000 dollars down the drain.
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Buy a rotisserie chicken already cooked at the store and eat that shit all week. Cheap and healthy
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2022-01-07 at 1:08 AM UTC
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Car seat for a 2 year old?
Ask sudo he takes care of his bitches kid
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2022-01-05 at 6:28 PM UTC
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Hey Wariat
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Same, I don't have sound (active) on my work computer…
As I recall though he'd recently lost his job and his girlfriend/wife had left him…he was bitching about her on video and he was trying to call her and she wasn't answering.
..again that's what I recall so might not be 100% accurate.
Sad deal. Women are never worth a shit so i really dont understand the whole killing yourself over some bitch and losing a job.
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Originally posted by stl1
Use your newfound insight to make your world, and the world for those following you, better.
It seems you drew the short stick in the game of life from the onset. My great-grandfather migrated from Ireland and worked his life digging ditches for the gas company. My grandfather didn't do a whole lot better. My dad retired from mid-level management for Ma Bell.
I feel myself blessed to have had the parents I did.
Where do you see yourself in your family's yet-to-be-written story?
Use this time to think about your future and the future of what you want those to follow you will become. Take a deep look at why you are as you are and how who you will be to those who follow.
Your hard working relatives would be ashamed of your political beliefs retard
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Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
I think my brain is just broken and im so tired and cynical and in pain that most of the time i feel ive fucked up too many things to have the kind of life thatll leave me happy and fulfilled. Occasionally the mental illness abates and Im able to be hopeful and optimistic though. Not too often, but when it does happen, it feels like a drug. Then again for years the only thing icould hope for was that id be able to be off heroin for long enough so that when i killed myself my autopsy would show i died without drugs in my system. And on November 30th it was 3 years. So shit can change, but maybe just not as quickly or as big of changes as wed like. idk,
remind yourself that you dont live in a 3rd world country when you think shits bad
those fuckers run from lions n tigers n shit
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