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  1. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Had a fight with GG today in Tesco (I hate Tesco, the shop is a massive rip off). We arrived at 9:10pm and the store closes at 10pm. Of course. We are usually the last people out of any shop at closing time. Shop staff hate GG.

    She wanted to buy some supplements and I asked how much they were. She didn't know and I said to her "of course you didn't care, cos I'm paying". They were cranberry supplements and she said she needed them to "boost her metabolism" (wtf) cos she is getting fat here in Ireland.

    Then she wanted to buy some "just for men" for her hair, but wasn't clear what she'd do with it. Then when I went to pay there were two things of beard oil in the trolley, and I returned them, and she went into a massive sulk cos she wanted to use beard oil in her hair and I told her I wouldn't let her do that.

    I don't know wtf. She wouldn't buy some normal hair product or something, she decided she was going to do things as awkward as possible. I think she does it deliberately, as this is the pattern over and over. She'll try to buy as many packets of smoked salmon as possible, so if I say she can get two, she'll try to buy three, if I say she can get one perfume she'll arrive with two, etc. It's over and over and it's tedious. It's games people play tier shit.

    Women do this shit on purpose to shit test you. Basically trying to see if your a pushover or not.

    Also shes probably buying that shit for some other dude lol
  2. cigreting Dark Matter
    yd u edit ur op
  3. cigreting Dark Matter
    wow a fred from you that isnt about grandmas, 12 year olds or licking dog assholes
  4. cigreting Dark Matter
    nice can i get a few i have paypal
  5. cigreting Dark Matter
    indie will probably be replaced by a black gae trans nigger woman

    oh wait doesnt she lie for biden already?
  6. cigreting Dark Matter
    do et
  7. cigreting Dark Matter
    y ru postin pics of ur gram
  8. cigreting Dark Matter
    m8 me n ur granpsapsa cum in ur nek sok faget
  9. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bradley I would be more than happy to have sex with said person while they're alive (if I shared their desire for physical intimacy) however once they are dead, the interest wanes for me.

    HOWEVER!

    i will concede if I was having sex with someone and they died, and I was 100% sure they were dead and I could not help them, I would finish and bless them with the post humous creampie they were dying to get.

    I think that inserting your penis into a corpse is wrong, but if your girlfriend/wife/friend dies while you're already pounding it, u should be able to finish without feeling GUILT or SHAME.

    🤣😂😂😂
  10. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bradley

    she was one of the few cool ones for sure
  11. cigreting Dark Matter
    special qualifier 😂😂😂🤣
  12. cigreting Dark Matter
    y ru wanting to do a tour of his genies ya faget
  13. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by mmQ Maybe someone held a gun to their head and said if you don't steal that guys Weiner I will kill your entire family. You wouldn't do it for enjoyment at that point, in my opinion, humble as it is.

    ys weiner capitalized
  14. cigreting Dark Matter
    show me ur genitals ur genitals show me ur genitals ur genatalia
  15. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Wariat and not bradley these days moreso?

    no because all his theads dont evolve around grandmas, 12 year olds, and licking dogs assholes
  16. cigreting Dark Matter
    fred title is what most of us think of you
  17. cigreting Dark Matter
    why cant 1 guy have a musket
  18. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Space 1999


    did u jak of 2 da spaceship or da dude
  19. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Bradley hannah montana was another go to for jackin off, i liked her friend too in the show, not the main character as much.

    at this time i also beat off to the suite life of zach and kody which was kinda gay

    oh and lizzie maguire

    i wanked a lot as a kid.

    u wanked to boys lmao
  20. cigreting Dark Matter
    Remember when the media was all over Trump for making this claim? Trump right again
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