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  1. cigreting Dark Matter
    she looks like she has fas too
  2. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by blaster master Dude so the other day I boot up the old online dating, meet a gal who seems nice and cute, little thick in the pics but I don't mind thick.

    We chat for a couple of days and make plans to play pool and then grab dinner if we have chemistry. So we meet up, and like most chick's on online dating she was using pictures from like half a decade and 75 lbs ago.

    Not an issue, I understand with covid everyone's lives got messed up, I'm def significantly balder than I was 5 years ago. Chemistrys not there physically for me, but hey let's play pool and get dinner right?

    The woman cannot have a conversation without it like, turning into something negative. Dead baby day, abusive bf, abusive family [who her and her kid live with], no job because of her health issues [which sound like are from being too fat]. Sigh.

    So I just shut up, oh by the way she was all like insistent I didn't drink because her baby daddy died in a dui car crash. We go to dinner at a different place, I wasn't going to not take her to the second place even tho at this point I had already written it off as a no. I say let's take separate cars and she's like sulky that I didn't want her to ride with me.

    We eat dinner, she really has nothing interesting to say, and I'm the strong silent type so we kinda just eat in awkward silence. The waitress was really cute so I left a 10 dollar tip on a 22 dollar meal and my date was flabbergasted.

    Anyways, we get out of there, go our separate ways, and I stop at the gas station near my house to grab a bottle to drink w/ panny and some blunts and anyways, in the store what do I see. The prettiest little white girl buying smokes and lotto tickets for some gangbanger with a tattoo on his face.

    Can't even be mad at him, that's what she likes. That's whats hip and what's in vouge right now, is dating men from other races that are bad boys and who aren't really independent.

    You are a far better man than me. If she showed up 75 lbs heavier id ask wheres the girl in the pic
  3. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Ghost cadbury eggs are objectively inferior chocolates. After eating one of them I remember why I only eat 1 a year around easter because they are fuggin nasty


    looks like something our cum looking faggot would like
  4. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny nope. only on the way in.

    im not asking about u
  5. cigreting Dark Matter
    none but i dont know how it worked in your faggy country
    u probably used millimeters
  6. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I'm going to try to make her give me a blowjob to make it up to me.

    You should tell her to kick fucking rocks. Shes a liar and it will never get better.
  7. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls I know where the homo bars are in Leeds, actually I’ve been to one called The Viaduct and it was a right laugh, I suspected a lot of powdered noses there

    wats powdrd noses
  8. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Donald Trump We had a fight cos I was asking GG for her year of birth in order to book flights to Paris, and she wouldn't tell me. I told her fine, suits me, I don't want to go to Paris anyway. She just told me she was born in 1981. That makes her nearly 42. I thought she was 37. She's 3 years older than me. I feel a little sick.

    I just read you want kids in tour other fred. That ship has sailed long ago, like well over 10 years for your old gash
  9. cigreting Dark Matter
    i dunno one man who tinks et hangs like sleev of wizard may not agree wit the next man unless there were mininum measurement requirements
  10. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Ghost did u come in her pussy?

    me tinks he cumd in da wrong hole
  11. cigreting Dark Matter
    so every nurse u serviced had vagen dat hang liek sleev ov wizard
  12. cigreting Dark Matter
    dont u feel all faggy when u pull ur dik out of his but
  13. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by AngryOnion So you want to hear about me transporting 2 kg of opium and hash and then almost getting my brain's blown out???
    I have lots of stories'

    Tell
  14. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why does the other dude have to be there faggot?

    his fantasies now involve other men 😂
  15. cigreting Dark Matter
    wankn agn 2 et
  16. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Donald Trump We both live in my mom's house, so our rent is €0.

    Ireland is a massively expensive place to live, so that's a nice subsidy.

    Currently I buy her stuff, but she needs to be buying me stuff. I deserve it.

    wats €
  17. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Donald Trump GG seen that I had porn open on my laptop the other day. I still have to fap as she doesn't let me fuck her more than once a week or so. I'd like to use porn to get her to be more sexual, but dunno if that would work. I asked her if her previous boyfriends (2) had licked her out, she said yes. She says guys all do cunnilingus now cos they see it in porn.

    Thats a feminine act, dont do that
  18. cigreting Dark Matter
    wich log es hems
  19. cigreting Dark Matter
    poast pek uv ur granps
  20. cigreting Dark Matter
    now hes getting into fag situation obsession
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