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  1. cigreting Dark Matter
    tel them ur retarded
  2. cigreting Dark Matter
    wats pul
  3. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Wariat how am I supposed to just ask randoms on the street in public hey lets go to the corner I got 50 zloty if you go with me? It takes a particular type of person with a lot of balls to do that like an arab which I am not.

    start asking men then faggot
  4. cigreting Dark Matter
    wheres more bothersome blacks (niggers) stories dumbass
    im still working out how ill cum into ur next story as gabe utsechs...cant lie im kinda nervous 🙈
  5. cigreting Dark Matter
    il shit on ur grlas fagit
  6. cigreting Dark Matter
    me putd ur gram cok in contst et sew beeg etbigr den ur granpsas ft long fagit
  7. cigreting Dark Matter
    You do realize youve shown feminine traits which females find repulsive, right?
    If you want a half hr session with me ill waive the fee. If my advice doesn't help ill pay you my fee, sound fair?
  8. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just for the record, historically you've been victimized by 15yr olds.

    & outsmarted
  9. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls Mind over matter

    After a lot of hesitation

    Last night after a bit of dutch courage I decided to ask her out 😬

    On the way to where we were meeting she didn’t answer my calls which had me thinking there was some fuckery going on, like it was someone’s sister pranking me

    But then walking up towards a store we planned to meet at I saw her holding a brolly and waving, but at who? (I thought about looking behind me haha but I was game)

    I doubted myself so much, grabbed that umbrella and held it over her, I didn’t have to think about anything from there on in, everything just became natural

    I already secretly planned to take her to a Wetherspoons and we shared a vegetarian pizza in “Beckett’s Bank,” in the, business district (fake it till you make it style), took her to see the shittest scream movie yet, showed her around the city more and ended back in her city centre penthouse being fed Harvey Nichols fudges and hemp seeds

    I could never have imagined dating a doctor, a sophisticated Persian princess she is (however I’d make a strikingly handsome prince)

    No more flipping around now, this is a woman with quality

    Now go back to playing Prince of Persia on your Sega Mega Drive chumps, because I am Aladdin

    wats broly
  10. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls Your dick looks nasty I’m not sucking that

    ye et all deformd lik urer grams
  11. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by CandyRein 🌹

    prove my statement otherwise, ape with over 42,000 posts
  12. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by CandyRein The same one that ignored your inbox and now you mad …

    lol if your referring to me i think i may have sent you a single pm saying ur a smeely ape or something
  13. cigreting Dark Matter
    wats favourite
  14. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson When you rent a hole for 30 mins and agreed on the price and what you intend to do with the hole you have a verbal contract. If you are super paranoid prepare some release forms ahead of time and have said whores sign it first.

    get warioat one of those retard people briefcase n he pulls out a contract for said whore to sign 😂😂
  15. cigreting Dark Matter
    whos d ape in ur avi
  16. cigreting Dark Matter
    gryl got sum compititshin
  17. cigreting Dark Matter
    THEY GOT HIM THIS TIME GUISE
  18. cigreting Dark Matter
    she was washing u cuz ur a retard and would drown otherwise
  19. cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Instigator Buts it varnished
    .

    get a balsa wood one, thatll learn em
  20. cigreting Dark Matter
    and whys ur dik all lop sided
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