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Posts by Rear Naked Joke

  1. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    You can do all of that as a commander
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    Beard > no beard

    And I know you numpty. I'm saying: they live in a post-scarcity society where money is irrelevant and the only incentive is social progression... He already flies around in a spaceship as a COMMANDER, commanding ass around the galaxy. Why would you want the extra bullshit of being captain when all the Federation does is jam up his shit?
  4. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Gulag Archipelago is a shit book for retards who do not understand Labour Value Theory
  5. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't even know what a Nazi is.

    You don't know what most things are, special.
  6. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G4LM Beards are for baby faces who need to look tough

    Ships are for men who lead. Rikker was too pussy to even take command of his own ship, despite being offered lmao. What a bitch.

    1. Beards are great, you just can't grow a good one.

    2. Cool guys know you don't want to be the guy with the boat, you want to be the guy with the buddy who has a boat, and who shows up to the buddy's boat with a 12 pack.
  7. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G4LM Page 7

    I'm trying.
  8. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL So the baker bakes 12 loaves, but loses one in the process?

    I actually thought about this saying for way too long a few months ago.

    I think the idea is that if you're making a dozen breads you should use the material of 13 breads to make 12 really nice big breads. I think the saying was originally meant to be a figure of speech to say "generously proportioned" or similar.

    Like if you go with a friend to a restaurant where you are a valued regular but the friend isn't. You both order the same salad, but the waitress gives you a little extra because you're a regular.

    In my mind, she gave you "a baker's dozen".

    Like a dozen vs a "dozen" (wink wink)

    I could be totally wrong but this makes sense to me so I'll stick with it.
  9. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    He gets a beard tho.
  10. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Should I buy concentrates or bud maradonna
  11. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Kirk was a chad, Picard is a huge beta compared to Riker
  12. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Kirk wouldn't last 5 minutes in a modern workplace before being busted for sexual harassment.

    False. He is very handsome and charismatic.
  13. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Spectral is the kind of faggot who will see people goose stepping through the street with their arms at full heil yelling "gas the jedis" and go "HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE NAZIS? SOUNDS LIKE YOU CAN'T REFUTE THEIR DISAGREEMENT." until they explicitly say "I am a Nazi".
  14. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Muh freeze peach
  15. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Counselor Troi is a fucking shitt ass character too. Who the fuck thought a psychic was a good idea.
  16. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal I would gouge your eyes out and bite part of your face off

    No, you are extremely feeble compared to me.
  17. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Riker is a chad tho
  18. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Night ops have always been a meme and 99.99% of night op reports are fiction.
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    OP not even joking, join a gardening club.
  20. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Shoot your own ass in the face
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