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Posts by Rear Naked Joke

  1. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Until like 2 years ago I thought a barmitzmav was what a briss was

    Lmao. Did you think 13 year olds were getting their dick bit.
  2. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats wrong with having little dick ?

    Nothing if that's your choice. But while you can stop or chop natural dick, you still can't grow it. The workman's adage "measure twice, cut once" comes to mind.
  3. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost i think if you have gender dysphoria bad enough that you feel the need to be taking hormones the last thing you care about is the size of your penis

    The issue is that kids don't know if they do or not. And neither does any one else... A large portion of those people don't end up transitioning, even when they went through all the procedures for medical approval at first, and regret it.

    I'm all for helping them reduce their suffering with therapy etc but if it will fuck their shit up in the long run, then no.

    Kids want to do shit all the time, kids have problems all the time, that's part of what being a parent is, helping them navigate those problems. If my kid feels like he has ice cream dysmorphia and he's immensely suffering from not having ice cream sandwiches shoveled into his mouth, my response wouldn't be to find a way to sustain him entirely with ice cream sandwiches, it would be to find out how to stop this urge for ice cream sandwiches that is causing them suffering by their absence.
  4. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    If you have that much clean money, wouldn't it literally be easier to buy Yahoo and run it as a successful company?

    Seriously, how can you model Yahoo as anything but incompetence...
  5. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny tumbler was worthless to begin with.

    now what happened was some drug cartels, via their offshore companies in panama or virgin islands ir gods know where, buy huge shares with controlling stakes in yahoo and inserted their hommies into yahoo's board of directors.

    meanwhile another conglomerate of drug dealers bought lots of shares and controlling stakes in thumbler. immediately after that yahoo, and their drug bussiness counterpart in tumbler went into an agreement to "sell" and "buy" tumbler, which is worthless to begin with, for a billion.

    so yahoo pays 1 billion to tumbler, which instantly became dividend for its shareholders while most of it instantly became bonuses for their board of directors etc etc while tumbler continue operating as it is with no added capital or less.

    and where did yahoo get their billions to buy tumbler you ask ?

    simple. adverts. from multinational companies based in far away islands, and "venture capitalists".



    So... To launder $1 billion... drug lords have the access to clean money to surreptitiously buy a CONTROLLING STAKE in Yahoo which had a market cap of like $40 billion... and then tank the entire investment?
  6. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Texas doesn't have a concealed gun license anymore…are you disputing that?

    Fucking lol

    The article didn't claim it did. How is that a "media lie"? Do you think that lady or her husband is some high powered media executive?
  7. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson More media lies.

    "EL PASO, Texas (Reuters) - More El Paso residents than ever before crowded into a class over the weekend to become certified to carry a concealed gun in public in Texas "

    Texas doesn't have a concealed gun license.

    Just gonna requote this for anyone else to judge.

    More media lies > quote about some people getting CERTIFICATE > non sequitur about Texas not having a CCW license.
  8. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I already did…try to keep up.

    You are scared to clearly define your assertion because you know you will come out looking dumb.

    Have a nice one, you insecure cuck.
  9. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but the licence says 'handgun'.

    no s.

    Lol, that gives me a good idea for a story I'm writing. It is a gangster drama in space.

    A gang that doesn't carry its own weapons so the cops have nothing on them, they just have a guy who is licensed and serves as their walking arsenal.
  10. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Where did I say the media said that?? "literally" I didn't.

    Fucking lol.

    Okay buddy. Clearly state what the specific media lie in question is.
  11. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Texas does require you to have a license to carry a handgun…Texas doesn't require a license to buy a coffee.

    So no, again your point is as retarded as you.

    A license isn't required to CCW just to carry at all, a CCW license doesn't exist, and that has nothing to do with getting a certificate.
  12. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G4LM Why are you even explaining, falco? He is too retarded to understand.

    It is fun when someone does mental gymnastics to show how mentally fit they are. It's like the world's greatest ironic comedy.
  13. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes, Mistaken…the story is alluding to her being an example of what they are talking about…she's mistaken, they are mistaken, YOU are mistaken.

    Fucking lol.

    "Lady says her husband has been telling her to get a CCW" isn't the same thing as "Media says you need a CCW in Texas".

    It's literally not about a license, the point is that people are going to classes, some of which might offer certificates, to prepare for self defense.
  14. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Afraid not as the state doesn't not legally require you to have a gift certificate or a gift license to buy/carry a gift.

    Fucking lol

    Exactly, you just conceded my point: the state of Texas doesn't legally require a CCW license to CCW, the same way the State of Texas doesn't require a license to give someone else a $20 credit for Starbucks. You can get certificates for either. It's precisely identical.
  15. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Right here dumbo.

    "Guadalupe Segovia, 35, was at the class with her two children. She said her military husband had long been pushing for her to get a concealed-carry license"

    Fucking lol

    That simply means either the woman's husband is mistaken or she is mistaken in what he said.
  16. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Clearly the same thing.

    Fucking lol.

    Precisely the same thing. The certificate certifies that you gave Starbucks $20 or whatever. That's all a certification is: someone with the authority to say so, is signing off on something.
  17. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um that's the topic change faggot, my original statement was "more media lies" "Texas doesn't have a concealed carry license"

    Literally nobody claimed you need a concealed carry LICENSE in Texas. Tell me where is says that in the article. It doesn't.

    That's clearly what the article was alluding to, not some mom and pop running a worthless "certification" class.

    Fucking lol

    Only an absolute mongoloid would think that the point of taking a weapons course is to get the license... No, it's to LEARN.


    Again, it is obvious you absolutely fucking fail at reading. The point of the article is literally not about how Hispanic people are getting CCW licensed, it's that people in the Hispanic community are taking measures to prepare to defend themselves.

    Literally nothing about the article remotely pertains to LICENSING in any way. That's not even close to the point.
  18. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Hey I bought a gift certificate to a spa... Wait, the State of Florida doesn't recognize or need any "gift licenses".
  19. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Texas claims it…that's the point.

    The article was clearly written from the perspective of people going to the the class to get a license…it was POORLY written with misinformation.

    You're assuming people are flocking to a worthless certification class because you are believing what the fucking article says..the article is WRONG. People are flocking to the class to get the carry license.

    Nice topic change faggot.


    I meant nobody is claiming you needed a license to CCW in public.

    And with that correction, my point stands... and your initial point stands as retarded
  20. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    WTF FAKE NEWS YOU DON'T NEED A LICENSE TO BE A SAUCE BOSS IN THE STATE OF FLORIDA

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