Posts by Rear Naked Joke

1. 2019-08-14 at 7:07 PM UTC in Targeted in Walmart attack, Hispanics in El Paso flock to firearms classes
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Is that the green head of jealousy?
   
   ..or have you just not washed your nob in a while…

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dont jelly.
   
   i have enough for both of you.

   
   I never said I wanted to engage in homology, only you two did... With one another.
2. 2019-08-14 at 7:05 PM UTC in Freedom of speech doesn't mean you have the freedom to say whatever you want
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Would make a better name for a faggy hipster band

   
   That's what this is, this album is very Avant Garde, you won't get it.
3. 2019-08-14 at 7:04 PM UTC in If illegal immigrants are freeloaders, why does ICE always raid workplaces?
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Reported to INS.. Expect a knock on the door from ICE sooooon
   
   
   -Rat fink solid

   
   Literally a fucking immigrant committing social security fraud, and talking shit about illegal Mexicans lmao
4. 2019-08-14 at 5:45 PM UTC in Period Blood is an insignificant poster
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Noo-ooh.

   
   Yuh-eah
5. 2019-08-14 at 5:44 PM UTC in Smoking tobacco is for absolute morons
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ That's like saying people shouldn't play golf anymore since frisbee golf is free and widely available.
   
   Some of us enjoy the finer things in life. Lol

   
   I also your finer things out of your hand and stomp on it faggot
6. 2019-08-14 at 5:39 PM UTC in Smoking tobacco is for absolute morons
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   Yes yes, good my son.
7. 2019-08-14 at 5:32 PM UTC in Targeted in Walmart attack, Hispanics in El Paso flock to firearms classes
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny we must always try to feed the unfortunate.

   
   Is this why you keep letting jigaboo slurp your semen
8. 2019-08-14 at 5:31 PM UTC in Male circumcision should be illegal
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ How do we approach the umbilical cord dilemma?

   
   That's technically the mother's peepee so only she has to give consent
9. 2019-08-14 at 5:30 PM UTC in Period Blood is an insignificant poster
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Nah-uh.

   
   Indeed you were.
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    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Those aren't turtles

    
    I believe those are otters
11. 2019-08-14 at 5:10 PM UTC in If illegal immigrants are freeloaders, why does ICE always raid workplaces?
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by smokmeff They are getting way more out than the taxes they pay

    
    So does literally every American making less than ~43K a year.
12. 2019-08-14 at 5:08 PM UTC in Male circumcision should be illegal
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny something mutilated will never be more aesthetically pleasing than something wholesome and unmutilated.

    
    You can go to the blocks of stone museum, I'll go look at sculptures.
13. 2019-08-14 at 4:10 PM UTC in Good luck thread for sploobob frumpants!
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Great news!
    
    Sploohammed: Do not go to work high bro, always arrive early but never stay late unless you want to (i.e. assert your clock value).
    
    
    Always look for advancement and show initiative, even in the shittiest jobs. You are a smart kid and I know your autism lets you see patterns like rain man. Use that, be present and minmax it: maybe it's as simple as your daily route, identifying hotspots and fatties to walk by who will be tempted etc. Find it, excel, distinguish yourself.
    
    You have a lot of potential and you can do very well now that you are committed to a proper direction.
    
    Godspeed.
    
    Falco, out.
14. 2019-08-14 at 3:59 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost They should replace the American Judicial system with AI Judge Judy's

    
    You kid but I actually do think that justice, to a certain level, should be automated. For example in terms of civil cases, it would essentially turn into forced binding arbitration.
    
    I do not know how we could set up such a system without either inflexibility to nuanced circumstances or programmer bias. But I guess that's where the AI would come in.
15. 2019-08-14 at 3:55 PM UTC in Male circumcision should be illegal
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by HTS The water is just so crystal clear you can't see it. Careful you don't unwittingly drown in its hidden depth. 🤔😏

    
    Or perhaps the emperor has no clothes and this metaphor has fallen apart.
16. 2019-08-14 at 3:42 PM UTC in Building a Pallet house
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    I demand pics
17. 2019-08-14 at 3:41 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Solstice LSD + MDMA sitting outside with my animals in the sun smoking a bowl, best shit ever. Might eat an edible too.

    Chillin dawg
    
    I'm just vaping rather than smoking a bowl of my weed and both my cats are inside. I have acid but for some reason I really haven't been in the mood for quite a while, even though I've done it recently.
18. 2019-08-14 at 3:38 PM UTC in If illegal immigrants are freeloaders, why does ICE always raid workplaces?
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Social Security numbers have been jury rigged into everything in America as a kind of "ultimate password". Even banks used to take SSN as a verification, many phone companies etc still do. Except it is the shittiest password ever because it's necessarily written down and you can never change it.
    
    The real problem is that actual citizens of the USA do not have any form of real identification. An immigrant can use a green card that can be easily validated but actual citizens have a bunch of random documents they can use. This is so access is not removed from real US citizens who simply cannot get whatever the necessary documentation is.
    
    SSN is accepted because it's something all legal workers have, but it's not actually any type of identity or citizenship validation.
    
    US citizens should have a mandatory citizenship card. The closest thing we have are passports, and not every US citizen has or needs a passport.
19. 2019-08-14 at 3:20 PM UTC in If illegal immigrants are freeloaders, why does ICE always raid workplaces?
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Ghost Because they don't pay taxes

    
    They do though. There are taxes you can't avoid. Whatever their living situation is, they are paying tax through their rent. Whatever they purchase, they pay the sales taxes.
    
    The US tax system is structured so you claim a rebate on taxes, literally no one pays posted rates in the end... Except illegal immigrants. Illegal immigrants can't do that, they just give it all to the government.
20. 2019-08-14 at 3:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo Im in the gym audibly laughing at that picture and laughing everytime I remember it

    
    How's physiotherapy going cripple