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Posts by Rear Naked Joke

  1. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ In this scenario, how and when did you find out she was fucking other dudes in the first place?

    It's not any one thing, I'm just not an idiot.

    What was the scene when she referred to herself as your girlfriend for the first time?

    Someone asked her how she knew me and she said she's my girlfriend, I just acted like I was distracted.

    She probably tells that to those other guys too, but technically if you didnt establish monogamy, it's really not cheating until you verbally say shit like "you're my one and only" "you re the only girl for me" or "no absolutely not I'm totally not cheating on you."

    Makes sense.
  2. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Like as in, Mark Cavendish, the famous road racing cyclist ? He used to dominate the sprinting segments on the Tour de France but he peaked a few years ago. :(

    Cavendish banana
  3. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Negative. So, what now?

    2ant me to give you a tutorial?
  4. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Have you ever been fucked in the ass?👍

    No. How about you?
  5. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Gay.
  6. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
  7. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Can we get an update on this with pics of progress?

    Lol
  8. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    And it's kind of ridiculous that you expect an explicit "let's not fuck anybody else" conversation, if you're calling yourself my girlfriend (and I didn't even start it) I kinda figure you're not fucking around.

    Like I said, I didn't expect exclusivity, I'm fucking around myself but if you call yourself my girlfriend with the expectation that I'm going to reciprocate then... How about quit having sex with other dudes first? Idk. It's not a big deal.
  9. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    I haven't taken any pictures of her yet. I don't really ever get the urge to snap a photo unless it's of cute animals, let alone of my dates.
  10. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 gothic 3

    Oh yeah baby games don't have balls like that any more.
  11. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung U niggers are soft.

    So's your dick
  12. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Trump spent 2 years building the US economy in order to make it capable of withstanding the strain of this trade war that must be waged. He stockpiled before engagement. That is sound strategic planning.



    Originally posted by aldra as it stands roughly 10x the energy created in food is consumed in fuel in modern farms though; they'll need to either adopt more efficient practices, scale down or find a new fuel source to be viable long term

    +1

    And animal farming needs to get super duper taxed. The ratio of calories used to produced for meat is fucking retarded.
  13. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania Why is it Blue. LOL She blew blue

    White balance
  14. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Stalker is fucking awesome, my favourite is Call of Pripyat. I instantly slay the fire anomaly guys, take their anomaly, then go to the ring of fire for that one with lots of antirad vodka. Great series.
  15. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny theres a reason why trump engaged in the bussiness of prostitution [yes, real estate is just another form of prostitution],

    because its simple.

    Chinese engage in a lot of prostitution.
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  17. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If Trump wasn't in the Whitehouse, it would be Mike Pence.

    Originally posted by -SpectraL It all boils down to sore losers who don't want to lose gracefully. Most people, when they lose against someone else, they accept it and move on, but not sore losers. They just can't swallow the fact they lost. Hillary had the exact same chance to win as Trump did. She could have went after the Electoral College, too, but didn't bother. In fact, she ran a horrible campaign, basically sat on the sidelines the entire election, while Trump beat the pavement day after day, drawing in tens of thousands to his rallies. And guess what? The people have spoken. You lost. Hillary lost. Trump won fair and square. So you can blame the Russians and make fun of his hair and his hands, and jump around like crazy loons, but you still lost. You're the losers here, not the winners.


    ^ Wishful Canadian faggot being choked out by his own cuck ass prime minister
  18. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hillary lost.

    ^ Canadian
  19. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL They've been wishing ever since 2016.

    ^ Canadian
  20. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    If I sell you 2% of my product stock for $20 million, I can claim I have stock of $$ 1 billion even if I've completely exhausted the market market and all I have is unsold inventory taking a loss.

    Trump valuations work the exact same way. There are literally thousands of "paper billionaires" who couldn't turn up $10m in cash if their life depended on it.
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