Posts by Rear Naked Joke

1. 2019-08-27 at 12:41 PM UTC in I am profoundly dissatisfied with life
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by tee hee hee You need more responsibilities..a wife.. children..a mortgage, etc.

   
   I am pretty much committed to bachelor life and have a pretty good dating life, kids are annoying, I would have no trouble paying a mortgage.
   
   These are all literally just shit you people do to struggle to achieve homeostasis but I already have that.
2. 2019-08-27 at 12:38 PM UTC in I am profoundly dissatisfied with life
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Isn't that what he's been doing all this time? Look where its left him..time to try something new.

   
   
   
   I don't even drink that much, I had like 3 beers last weekend and haven't had any since then. At least get your fagts right you weak ass cuckold.
3. 2019-08-27 at 12:32 PM UTC in So how much money did you make today?
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   120/day is almost 2x minimum wage.
   
   You both are pretty much worthless in the actual job market so you should be thankful you're even making that much.
   
   You are lying face down ass up with no leverage, all your income comes from one company with barely any legal obligations towards you because you're only a contractor... You really think you would get even this much if Uber wasn't burning cash trying to expand and maintain market dominance?
   
   You're in a position to get ass raped, and they're only feeling up your calves right now.
4. 2019-08-27 at 12:28 PM UTC in Trump thinks he is God
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL The leftists are finished politically, and so is their party.

   
   ^ Canadian faggot pretending to be American because of his omegacucked lefty government.
5. 2019-08-27 at 12:19 PM UTC in What do you call a fertile linguist?
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   Loam Chomsky
6. 2019-08-27 at 11:33 AM UTC in Hardcore Prophecy: The Trump of Doom
   

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7. 2019-08-27 at 10:34 AM UTC in I am profoundly dissatisfied with life
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   This is it? Really? Fuck you. 2 stars.
8. 2019-08-27 at 10:33 AM UTC in Legalize crystal meth it's bullshit that it's illegal
   

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9. 2019-08-27 at 9:37 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
   

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10. 2019-08-27 at 8:38 AM UTC in Smoking tobacco is for absolute morons
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DietPiano Why? I get some body load but nit nausea

    
    For some reason I get a weird feeling in the back of my throat that makes me feel like my trip is "blocked up" from coursing through my body. Then I throw up and I feel like shit starts rolling again.
11. 2019-08-27 at 8:37 AM UTC in make my avatar smaller plz
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Download the picture, go to your profile, upload it.
12. 2019-08-27 at 8:30 AM UTC in The Lanny is Retarded Thread: L is so dumb that he thinks I told Box Wine to kill himself when I told him to do the opposite so he deleted my thread and wont undelete it because he is unable to admit that he is wrong ever
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    I light up with the shadow people, they show up opposite to the flame.
13. 2019-08-27 at 1:13 AM UTC in Smoking tobacco is for absolute morons
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DietPiano yeah but i hate puking, doing it on acid would be wretched

    
    I've picked several times on acid, it can really make the trip less shitty
14. 2019-08-27 at 12:17 AM UTC in Wanna Play Minecraft on the Official NIS Server?
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DietPiano You can still make a tf1 lobby though as well as ps2… they arents still paying for that crap are they? Its gotta be a different system ritee?

    
    Pretty sure those are for LANs. But I could he wrong, haven't played a gldsrc game in like 484848 years
15. 2019-08-26 at 11:17 PM UTC in Trump thinks he is God
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Hillary!! Come back, Hillary!! Saaave usss!! Orange man bad!!!

    
    ^ Canadian faggot pretending to be American because of his omegacucked prime minister.
16. 2019-08-26 at 11:17 PM UTC in Wanna Play Minecraft on the Official NIS Server?
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DietPiano So do you have to bave your computer on and running something the whole time then? Can you still do other stuff while it's doing that..?
    
    How come they don't let you do whatever quake and team fortress one did that let you basically run servers for free somehow? Like you download each others session or something?

    
    Those were community servers. Someone else was footing the bill.
17. 2019-08-26 at 10:08 PM UTC in Wanna Play Minecraft on the Official NIS Server?
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Can't you homos just honour a gentlemen's agreement to not be a cunt?
18. 2019-08-26 at 7:46 PM UTC in Wanna Play Minecraft on the Official NIS Server?
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by G4LM My penis hard 4 u

    
    Likewise buddy, likewise.
19. 2019-08-26 at 7:23 PM UTC in Wanna Play Minecraft on the Official NIS Server?
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    If you give me the map I'll rent a server
20. 2019-08-26 at 7:22 PM UTC in Wanna Play Minecraft on the Official NIS Server?
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    I'm pretty sure it was either Scron or ManCannon who made the original Zoklet Minecraft thread when it was just out, the thread specifically said "it's like infiniminer" and told us to check it out, that's how long ago it was.