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2019-09-01 at 11:20 AM UTC in i have one of the highest IQs of anyone everThat's like me saying "I have one of the highest guitar hero scores ever"
It just means you spent way too long practicing shit nobody cares about -
2019-09-01 at 11:15 AM UTC in Things that make you want to puke.Burger King doesn't bother me
Wendy's is my favorite drive thru burger though -
2019-09-01 at 11:14 AM UTC in ATTN : Sophie (and fellow travellers)Worst Thread 2019 finalist for sure
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2019-09-01 at 6:09 AM UTC in LUMP LUMP LUMP LUMP LUMP LUMP this just in another mass shooting in midland txIf you have that many lumps you might want to get a biopsy
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2019-08-31 at 12:09 PM UTC in Sign of the times? Or the apocolypse?Probably just edgy teenagers
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2019-08-31 at 12:04 PM UTC in Why doesn't someone shoot up a masonic lodge?I can't even do one lol
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2019-08-31 at 11:19 AM UTC in G4LM Remains Huddled on Couch, Eating Cheese in SadnessI'm sitting on the floor eating cheese and crackers and drinking box wine
Not sure why they say the two go good together -
2019-08-31 at 12:15 AM UTC in AMAAWhat do you get out of all the trolling?
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2019-08-31 at 12:12 AM UTC in Fill in the blank: CandyRein is a n_ggerWhat's a nugger?
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2019-08-30 at 6:19 PM UTC in I don't know where I begin and Matt Wellhung ends.I thought genderfluid was what comes out of you when you have an orgasm
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2019-08-30 at 6:18 PM UTC in What are Your Plans for this Labor Day Weekend?Hopefully go the fuck to work but that's looking less and less likely, so probably continue packing my apartment and playing "The Fractured But Whole"
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2019-08-30 at 6:14 PM UTC in The Accident doesn't have to be your fault to get a DUI
Originally posted by DietPiano Oh yeah, I heard in IOP somebody's friend died of an anyeurism after drinking a whole bunch for a long time or something and I dont know if drinking is a risk factor for that or not, but the kid went on and on about it every day about how he had to clean up the blood that was everywhere around the enitre room and whatever
Lol that's almost what happened to me but somebody found me somehow -
2019-08-30 at 6:12 PM UTC in HELP FUCK
Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah, pretty much gont
The PROBLEM is that I work all day today tomorrow and the next day (move in day), and I said I'd be out before I work at 11, but I can't check in until 3 unless they let me.
Was gonna rent a van to keep it in but everywhere is sold out
Lol I have the opposite problem. Fucking doctors can't fill out paperwork properly so I can't go BACK to work and make enough money to get another apartment -
2019-08-30 at 5:37 AM UTC in I really like DTEThere's that horrible hurricane malt liquor or whatever
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2019-08-30 at 4:07 AM UTC in HELP FUCKI've got the same problem, hope it works out for you OP
Maybe I'll fall dead of brain bleeding or whatever happened to my lungs by the 9th -
2019-08-30 at 3:57 AM UTC in G4LM Remains Huddled on Couch, Eating Cheese in SadnessWhy? I could be wrong
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2019-08-30 at 3:54 AM UTC in The Accident doesn't have to be your fault to get a DUIThing is, I haven't done that in a long time, not since I hit that curb last year, but nobody's going to believe that either
It doesn't matter at the end of the day. We wouldn't have known I have the additional medical issues I now have if it hadn't happened -
2019-08-30 at 3:50 AM UTC in G4LM Remains Huddled on Couch, Eating Cheese in SadnessI'm an organ donor but they won't be able to use my organs for anything other than showing children what alcohol does to your body unless I get into a car or motorcycle accident and die soon
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2019-08-30 at 3:43 AM UTC in G4LM Remains Huddled on Couch, Eating Cheese in SadnessWhich part?
I did eat the blinky thing, then imagined the rest. Maybe I imagined that part too but there was another one in a different place when I woke up and I had a sitter after that -
2019-08-30 at 1:59 AM UTC in I want to buy the moon.In that case, may the best man win
