2019-08-26 at 7:48 PM UTC
Substitute phallus in his pants.
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2019-08-26 at 7:49 PM UTC
I would rape her......
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Bag of weed OOOOOOH
2019-08-27 at 4:50 AM UTC
wait this isn't a candy rain thread
you lied to me
2019-08-27 at 4:52 AM UTC
atleast he don't have to subsidize no nigger lololol
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2019-08-27 at 4:57 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I went into his place the other night tip toeing in my underwear and went into his fridge and sat and farted on his cheese. heheheehe =)
2019-08-27 at 4:57 AM UTC
I have identified the shadow people around me
It's shadow NIS that's why I keep seeing them on the internet and in Minecraft and dead trash threads
Wave to the nice people
2019-08-27 at 5:33 PM UTC
Lol I ate one of those blinky things they use to measure pulse when I was in the ICU and was on fake NIS all night until one of the nurses stole my phone and threw it in the shredder
I thought that actually happened and was telling that story for like four days. I think those things have mercury in them
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2019-08-27 at 5:36 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Lol @ eating cheese in saddness
2019-08-30 at 3:43 AM UTC
Which part?
I did eat the blinky thing, then imagined the rest. Maybe I imagined that part too but there was another one in a different place when I woke up and I had a sitter after that
2019-08-30 at 3:46 AM UTC
I guess don't bother signing up for organ donation then.
2019-08-30 at 3:50 AM UTC
I'm an organ donor but they won't be able to use my organs for anything other than showing children what alcohol does to your body unless I get into a car or motorcycle accident and die soon
2019-08-30 at 3:57 AM UTC
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2019-08-31 at 11:19 AM UTC
I'm sitting on the floor eating cheese and crackers and drinking box wine
Not sure why they say the two go good together