Posts by G4LM

1. 2019-08-28 at 4:08 PM UTC in Random image thread
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Your mom and I beg to differ.

   
   You have a secret festival for the cloaca?
2. 2019-08-28 at 4:05 PM UTC in YouTube friendly feature
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   recycle
3. 2019-08-28 at 4:04 PM UTC in I just got banned from tinder for the second time
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I don't need them locked away, I wear my heart on my sleeve. And I've never had a wyfe. The girl had it coming and I don't feel shame about it because I didn't do anything wrong

   
   Mhmmm why don't you tell it to the people at jack in the box
4. 2019-08-28 at 4:03 PM UTC in Adult Diapers are amazing for binging on meth
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   Confirmed: dont open that
5. 2019-08-28 at 3:04 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Technologist What makes someone a nigger and someone just a black person?

   
   Black people - are dark skinned
   
   Niggers - act like animals who can barely speak
6. 2019-08-28 at 3:03 PM UTC in I am profoundly dissatisfied with the afterlife
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ In my afterlife I float too but it's a root beer float and theres a bunch of kids laughing and playing and we all give each other a constant group hug

   
   Damn that sounds cool can i come over
7. 2019-08-28 at 3:02 PM UTC in Random image thread
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ What makes their fascination weird ?

   
   It's weird that people still pray to dicks and build dicks and have festivals surrounding dicks
   
   There's no such festival for the vagina, or the cloaca.
8. 2019-08-28 at 2:59 PM UTC in I am profoundly dissatisfied with the afterlife
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   Nah.
9. 2019-08-28 at 2:59 PM UTC in I just got banned from tinder for the second time
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby we're gonna hate, we're gonna fuck you up, MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!
   im just a big party animal im kinda john revolta from friday night fever

   
   Yeah yeah, a big 30 old party animal with an abandoned daughter and history of wife beating. I'm sure if you had any sort of talent you could pay to have such 'rumors' locked away into obscurity. But unfortunately for you, you don't.
10. 2019-08-28 at 2:56 PM UTC in I am profoundly dissatisfied with the afterlife
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby that probably because you're in purgatory for killing yourself

    
    No.
11. 2019-08-28 at 2:55 PM UTC in Adult Diapers are amazing for binging on meth
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Pakis only understand suicide bombing, and not much else.
    
    Look at their list of technical achievements over the last 1,000 years if you don't agree.

    
    Funny how you have to make the cutoff at 1,000 years to exclude stuff like math, astronomy, chemistry, paper, soap, kerosene, universities, stringed instruments, the cotton gin, distillation and discovery of ethanol, the globe, etc.
    
    Even funnier how you used arabic numerals in the same post.
12. 2019-08-28 at 2:43 PM UTC in I just got banned from tinder for the second time
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i was just high and fucking around last night chill out gonts. I'm not banned from tinder I thought I was because the app was acting funky on my phone.
    
    sorry for party rocking

    
    At this point I'm just out of words to describe your stupidity.
    
    At least, words you'll understand.
13. 2019-08-28 at 2:41 PM UTC in Random image thread
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra
    
    Bas-relief of a legged phallus ejaculating into an evil eye on which a scorpion sits, from Leptis Magna (Libya).

    
    Asians have such a weird fascination with penises.
14. 2019-08-28 at 2:23 PM UTC in Star Trek TNG is one of the best shows ever created
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    I like how the only black officer on board speaks swahili
15. 2019-08-28 at 2:12 PM UTC in I am profoundly dissatisfied with the afterlife
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    Just floating around in an empty void, like who needs that shit right? Just fucking kill me. Smh
16. 2019-08-28 at 2:10 PM UTC in What is your opinion of animal flow?
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Yoga makes me fart and I break anything I try to parkour on.

    
    I recently started doing a ketogenic thing and i could clear a room doing yoga right now.
17. 2019-08-28 at 2:08 PM UTC in I am profoundly dissatisfied with my knife
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    Swiss army is a solid brand. I've had one for the last 15 years and will probably be using it for many years to come. They have a good policy on replacing them too iirc. Similar to Leatherman.
18. 2019-08-28 at 2 PM UTC in Star Trek TNG is one of the best shows ever created
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    Watching TOS and this is incredibly sexist and rapey lol. Such good stories but I can't get over shit like Kirk going within 2 steps of domestic violence for absolutely no reason. Yelling at women, grabbing them aggressively in the hallway. Then by the end of the episode he's calling the bitch a rose and about to kiss her.
    
    He also repeatedly mentions how beautiful women are during meetings and shit. Like nonstop hornyness.
19. 2019-08-28 at 1:38 PM UTC in What is your opinion of animal flow?
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    Zero.
20. 2019-08-28 at 1:19 PM UTC in What is your opinion of animal flow?
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    Zero