Posts by G4LM

1. 2019-09-14 at 5:30 AM UTC in Next 75 x 75 gif posted becomes my avatar
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   Save me
2. 2019-09-14 at 5:28 AM UTC in Next 75x75 image posted in this thread becomes my avatar
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL

   
   Are you fucking kidding me.
   
   Fuck you.
3. 2019-09-14 at 5:26 AM UTC in One letter acronyms
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Instead of saying ASL we could just say A for "are you legally old enough to fuck?"

   
   L A H?
4. 2019-09-14 at 5:19 AM UTC in One letter acronyms
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   Instead of saying TTL you can just say L for 'later'
   
   Instead of saying WTF you can just say W for 'wat'
   
   Letters left in the betabet: A B C D E F G I J K M N O P Q R S U V X Y Z
5. 2019-09-14 at 5:17 AM UTC in Next 75x75 image posted in this thread becomes my avatar
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   that is not 75x75
   
   I had two requirements and you've found almost every way to fuck them up.
6. 2019-09-14 at 4:50 AM UTC in NIS sux and ur a faggot
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ See I ask pretty easy hypotheticals like this that almost always get ignored. They arent basic and they arent intelligent but they're just common man's hypotheticals and yet even the person wanting something to think about doesnt want to play. And I made a thread about this scenario and nobody played.
   
   I think one of the funnest things ever is to think if hypothetical situations and see how people would respond differently or similarly.
   
   But whatever. please die ??!??!!)!))!@,#;<÷÷<2<.;;

   
   Give me one
7. 2019-09-14 at 4:42 AM UTC in SPAM thread
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   bongo bongo bongo i dont wanna leave the congo
   
   oh no no no no no
8. 2019-09-14 at 4:38 AM UTC in I have locked myself inside of the library
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Dude I'm over here hiding in the basement of Dan's Oil. I thought I was the only one left. Come to me.

   
   I walked by that way yesterday and 5th street was an abyss. I don't know how else to get to Dan's oil. Do you have any food?
9. 2019-09-14 at 4:34 AM UTC in Next 75x75 image posted in this thread becomes my avatar
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ Oh ffs I'll draw obbe right now

   
   I don't have anything to draw him with here :(
10. 2019-09-14 at 4:34 AM UTC in I have locked myself inside of the library
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    But who was phone you ask?
    
    One
    
    Two
    
    Thrreeee
    
    *CHOMP*
    
    Three.
11. 2019-09-14 at 4:33 AM UTC in I have locked myself inside of the library
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    Dear Diary,
    
    This morning when I woke up, mother was on the ceiling and father was on the floor. The dog was nowhere to be found, and there was a shrill squealing sound so I went to investigate.
    
    I don't know what the fuck is going on but the sky is no longer there. I can't explain it. There are no stars, and the daylight still remains despite it being a whole thirty two hours later. I walked up and down the block, but there were no cars. I rang the doorbell to my neighbor's house, but there were no people.
    
    My phone doesn't work, and there wasn't a single cop at the police station.
    
    The sun has began to go down and I can hear loud crashing sounds outside. I have locked myself in the library.
    
    If you are reading this, send help.
    
    Signed,
    
    Candleja
12. 2019-09-14 at 4:27 AM UTC in Shit on a stick
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    this nigga east coast lol
13. 2019-09-14 at 4:27 AM UTC in Next 75x75 image posted in this thread becomes my avatar
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Obbe Just draw me looking really cool, don't need a creeper or anything.

    
    Do you have: beard, glasses, special pretty hair?
    
    I will draw you tomorrow but I can't promise it won't have a big dick in it. ;)
14. 2019-09-14 at 4:25 AM UTC in SPAM thread
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    I prayed that she would finish
    
    but she just kept right on strumming my pain with her fingers
15. 2019-09-14 at 4:22 AM UTC in Next 75x75 image posted in this thread becomes my avatar
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Obbe You said you were going to draw me.

    
    I tried but I don't know how to approach it. I don't know how to draw creepers and I don't know what to draw you like because I can't just make you monstrous and shiet.
16. 2019-09-14 at 4:21 AM UTC in Next 75x75 image posted in this thread becomes my avatar
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ All gifs are images.

    
    Gifs are multiple images.
17. 2019-09-14 at 4:21 AM UTC in Random image thread
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    M-m-mOOOOOMMMYYY
18. 2019-09-14 at 4:19 AM UTC in Next 75x75 image posted in this thread becomes my avatar
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    those are gifs not images
19. 2019-09-14 at 4:18 AM UTC in let’s fuck with my half-sister
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    what she do
20. 2019-09-14 at 4:14 AM UTC in SPAM thread
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    Passing by the drugstore on the corner, once I heard a customer complain. "You never seem to show the fruit we all love so. That's why business hasn't been the same."
    
    "I don't like your peaches. They are full of stones. I like bananas, because they have no bones."