Posts by G4LM

1. 2019-08-09 at 4:25 AM UTC in I Stormed Upstairs and Confronted My Crack Dealing Neighbor!!!
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   Waitwaitwait
   
   I want to hear about your pimp days
2. 2019-08-09 at 4:22 AM UTC in I like kids
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   I'm ridiculously good with kids. Especially young kids. I know how to word everything and give them (false) choices and engage in all their dumb kid shit. I'd be a good preschool teacher or something. Even utterly objectively shitty kids I can control by just asking nonstop questions about videogames or whatever, and they'll love it. Those kids usually just need attention.
3. 2019-08-09 at 4:08 AM UTC in Do you believe in reincarnation?
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ You're gonna stomp a hole inside of my hole? Is that possible ?

   
   Foot very tiny
4. 2019-08-09 at 4:08 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ When I typed "slowly erupting" I was wondering if anyone other than me would think that was a weird two words but I guess not.

   
   I was more focused on 'shit eating grin'
5. 2019-08-09 at 4:07 AM UTC in Vinnie and G4LM Bans .. Lanny Something.. Something.. Drunk
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   A supporter of the spirits
6. 2019-08-09 at 4:04 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   Who needs enemas with friends like these?
7. 2019-08-09 at 3:40 AM UTC in LOL new call of duty is just called Modern Warfare
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by HTS I feel like the brief hiatus I took from gaming right around MW2 pretty much took me out of the gaming milieu for the rest of my life. I just… don't… "get it" anymore. Like I still like games, but my tastes fell way out of sync with what AAA publishers were actually creating and I can only assume it was because I missed out on genre/industry defining things like MW2. *sigh*

   
   There are still some decent AAA games. Witcher 3 comes to mind.
   
   And then it comes to mind again. Fuck. You're right.
8. 2019-08-09 at 3:37 AM UTC in IN CELEBRATION OF MY RETURN, HERE IS MY AMAQ THREAD
   

   G4LM African Astronaut
   Sorry i meant to type sex seed.
   
   Please sex seed again.
   
   Thnx
9. 2019-08-09 at 3:36 AM UTC in If a 'trangender man' and a 'transgender woman' get married is it a straight marriage?
   

   G4LM African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ I dont know why I said reverse transgender.

   
   Reverse reverse!
10. 2019-08-09 at 3:35 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    ALDRA DO NOT ENGAGE
11. 2019-08-09 at 3:34 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah. Oops. I personally DO like shit. Real fake, illegal or legal, I enjoy it. Not touching it. Not seeing it even. Just the thought of it.

    
    Oh god not again please stop masturbating
12. 2019-08-09 at 3:33 AM UTC in aryan tats
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Randy Is that triangle tattoo in the center of his chest a nazi symbol?

    
    It can be. It's called the Valknut and its an old norse or Germanic thing, I forget.
13. 2019-08-09 at 3:31 AM UTC in Layer With Your Favourite Pandora Pieces
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    Lol
14. 2019-08-09 at 3:30 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    G4LM African Astronaut
    The judge is chris hansen and they hold court in the scat eater's home on live television
15. 2019-08-09 at 3:29 AM UTC in Do you believe in reincarnation?
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Fuck me.

    
    
16. 2019-08-09 at 3:28 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ More illegal? If something is illegal I think that's as far is it goes. How can something be more illegal than something else ?
    
    Also is "scat" actually even illegal? Can I walk down the street eating a piece of my own shit ?

    
    Did you miss the twinkie picture in this thread a few pages back?
    
    Highly recommended you dont search for it. It's completely legal though.
17. 2019-08-09 at 3:26 AM UTC in Vinnie and G4LM Bans .. Lanny Something.. Something.. Drunk
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL A slave to the jungle juice.

    
    A strong proponent of the naughty water
18. 2019-08-09 at 3:25 AM UTC in found out where mal works
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby doesn't sound normal guy who uses anothers gont picture as its avatar.

    
    PBS documentaries aren't normal documentaries?
    
    They're the best fucking ones.
19. 2019-08-09 at 3:24 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra yes
    
    scat should be more illegal than opiates

    
    Party pooper
20. 2019-08-09 at 12:38 AM UTC in Vinnie and G4LM Bans .. Lanny Something.. Something.. Drunk
    

    G4LM African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL When Lanny is challenged publicly, he feels compelled to demonstrate his authority.

    
    He feels compelled to do whatever the drink tells him to do