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  1. Originally posted by RestStop Sploo will be 30 and re-learning to tie his shoe laces and brush his teeth due to his constant abuse of shit-tier drugs.

    im 20 and my parents still tie my shoelaces for me

    i never learned how to do it right
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  2. Originally posted by RestStop Black Vaginas Matter is what I believe it should be called. I would totally and srsly be a spokesperson for that even being a young-ish white male from rural America.

    I wholly support your decision.
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  3. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by RestStop English please…

    it's not to say the site's at risk or exploitable, but the fact that they left this diagnostic page open indicates that they're probably not paying as much attention to security as they should be

    given dream's history though, I don't think that's really news to anyone. encrypt all personally identifiable correspondence and it shouldn't matter
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  5. In this situation, you have two groups. A control group, who lives as normal. And a spicy-eaters group, who eats spicy food. The study finds that the control group lives for 100 years. The spicy-eaters live for 114 years. Some of the control group lived to 120 years, and some of the spicy-eaters lived to only 98. But they take the average of this number and come up with the end result. So it doesn't mean that the control CAN'T live longer, we see clearly that a few of them have lived to 120. It just means that the spicy eaters tend to live longer within the entire study group.

    Usually these studies try to account for things like premature deaths, smoking, alcohol consumption, illness, etc.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop Internet anxiety..that is some next level shit bud. Also I thought the guess the photo thread was one of the better ones here but I never came close to solving one.

    Yeah I just made that up. I have no goddamn clue.
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  7. Originally posted by jimmy you lost your virginity at 21 to hydro. you said a fat phillipino girl is out of your league. you're a handsome and well tanned individual too. you're stupid as fuck but convinced you're "enlightened"and intelligent even though you just post cringey beta male bullshit all of time. paint your walls with your brain. since im not ugly and stupid the girlfriends had were blonde russian girls, and i lost my virginity almost 10 years before you. and you have average intelligence at best. i want to squash you like a bug for being such a waste of genetics and your absent father's sperm cells

    I'm out of her league, all 170lbs of lean muscle of it. I work 35h a week and go to school full time. I make anywhere from 60-100 a month on my book royalties. I speak three languages. Sufficeth to say though, I'm pretty powerful. One of the few people who have mastered combining physical combat with energy manipulation.
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  8. Did not read.
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  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by RestStop Not an Audemar is it?

    Yup :)
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  10. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by RestStop I've noticed "nigga" flies there where as "nigger" doesn't it's like they aren't even the same word and before anyone argues yeah I get the assumed different meanings but it's basically the same damn word..just my experience with reddit though.

    Nigga with an A, Nigger with an ER. You say it, I spray it. You in the ER.
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  11. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Zcronaldo I'm the youngest poster on this forum.

    You're also the biggest faggot.
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  12. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by RestStop Well I know this one that's called "Big Face" this is a very serious thing because <sic> its job is to make you an offer to sell your soul outright to the devil. So you could be around a perimeter messing around with certain things with witchcraft and voodoo <sic> but they want you in wholeheartedly. All the way in they don't want you to just be playing around they want you to be all the way in and they'll send certain spirits out there to do it. And this was one of those spirits and they'll say 'come into the closet' and I (RestStop) went into the closet and it told me shut the door and it says 'join us'. Join us give us your whole self. And I said 'how in the world can I give you my whole self?' because I was a child I didn't know how to give them my whole self. And he said, 'say these words and than you can join us full fledged all the way' and when he said that all the clothes disappeared. Clothes in the closet disappeared, the shirts disappeared, the shoes, everything disappeared in this closet became as if I was standing out in space with the stars. There was no floor <sic> and there I myself and that spirit face-to-face. He said, 'if you give your whole self we will give you power, you'll have money, you'll have all the girls in the neighborhood plus, you'll have so much power that the politicians will respect you.

    The government will respect you and you'll be able to go through walls, you'll be able to go into the bank and take all the money you want and come right back through the wall all you have to do is say yes. Give your self to us totally. That thing you heard was God and he's no good, he can't help you anyway, if he could have he would have stopped us long ago so's that's showing you if you give your soul to us he'll take care of you.' And I stood there face-to-face with that thing and it seemed like I heard another voice–a teeny tiny little voice about the size of an ant almost–it said, 'Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't say yes.' I didn't know who that voice was but I never heard it before. <sic> And that big face-thing, that big ugly spirit-face it showed me a vision of money and power and all of these different things but that vocie said '…don't do it.' I said, 'no, I'm not doing this. No thank you I'm going to stay the way I am. I'm not coming here to get into this like you're talking about.' And he started screaming, 'Why! Why! Come do it! He'll give you everything you want!' And I said, 'No.'

    When I said no the floor came back, the clothes in the closet came back, I opened that closet door and said, 'By God, what is going on here?' and I never listened to that thing again. Because <sic> if you say yes you sign a ten year contract or a twenty year contract in an agreement with them. You'll be like most people you see who's getting involved with it [and] after ten years (or twenty years) they'll come get you <sic> and they kill you on that year. I can name people I know of who did what that thing invited me to do: they got the richest fast, they got famous on television, they became famous rockstars, they became actors and actresses and after that ten (or twenty) year contract they die right in that same month, day, week and second that they signed off.



    Originally posted by RestStop Well I know this one that's called "Big Face" this is a very serious thing because <sic> its job is to make you an offer to sell your soul outright to the devil. So you could be around a perimeter messing around with certain things with witchcraft and voodoo <sic> but they want you in wholeheartedly. All the way in they don't want you to just be playing around they want you to be all the way in and they'll send certain spirits out there to do it. And this was one of those spirits and they'll say 'come into the closet' and I (RestStop) went into the closet and it told me shut the door and it says 'join us'. Join us give us your whole self. And I said 'how in the world can I give you my whole self?' because I was a child I didn't know how to give them my whole self. And he said, 'say these words and than you can join us full fledged all the way' and when he said that all the clothes disappeared. Clothes in the closet disappeared, the shirts disappeared, the shoes, everything disappeared in this closet became as if I was standing out in space with the stars. There was no floor <sic> and there I myself and that spirit face-to-face. He said, 'if you give your whole self we will give you power, you'll have money, you'll have all the girls in the neighborhood plus, you'll have so much power that the politicians will respect you.

    The government will respect you and you'll be able to go through walls, you'll be able to go into the bank and take all the money you want and come right back through the wall all you have to do is say yes. Give your self to us totally. That thing you heard was God and he's no good, he can't help you anyway, if he could have he would have stopped us long ago so's that's showing you if you give your soul to us he'll take care of you.' And I stood there face-to-face with that thing and it seemed like I heard another voice–a teeny tiny little voice about the size of an ant almost–it said, 'Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't say yes.' I didn't know who that voice was but I never heard it before. <sic> And that big face-thing, that big ugly spirit-face it showed me a vision of money and power and all of these different things but that vocie said '…don't do it.' I said, 'no, I'm not doing this. No thank you I'm going to stay the way I am. I'm not coming here to get into this like you're talking about.' And he started screaming, 'Why! Why! Come do it! He'll give you everything you want!' And I said, 'No.'

    When I said no the floor came back, the clothes in the closet came back, I opened that closet door and said, 'By God, what is going on here?' and I never listened to that thing again. Because <sic> if you say yes you sign a ten year contract or a twenty year contract in an agreement with them. You'll be like most people you see who's getting involved with it [and] after ten years (or twenty years) they'll come get you <sic> and they kill you on that year. I can name people I know of who did what that thing invited me to do: they got the richest fast, they got famous on television, they became famous rockstars, they became actors and actresses and after that ten (or twenty) year contract they die right in that same month, day, week and second that they signed off.



    Originally posted by RestStop Well I know this one that's called "Big Face" this is a very serious thing because <sic> its job is to make you an offer to sell your soul outright to the devil. So you could be around a perimeter messing around with certain things with witchcraft and voodoo <sic> but they want you in wholeheartedly. All the way in they don't want you to just be playing around they want you to be all the way in and they'll send certain spirits out there to do it. And this was one of those spirits and they'll say 'come into the closet' and I (RestStop) went into the closet and it told me shut the door and it says 'join us'. Join us give us your whole self. And I said 'how in the world can I give you my whole self?' because I was a child I didn't know how to give them my whole self. And he said, 'say these words and than you can join us full fledged all the way' and when he said that all the clothes disappeared. Clothes in the closet disappeared, the shirts disappeared, the shoes, everything disappeared in this closet became as if I was standing out in space with the stars. There was no floor <sic> and there I myself and that spirit face-to-face. He said, 'if you give your whole self we will give you power, you'll have money, you'll have all the girls in the neighborhood plus, you'll have so much power that the politicians will respect you.

    The government will respect you and you'll be able to go through walls, you'll be able to go into the bank and take all the money you want and come right back through the wall all you have to do is say yes. Give your self to us totally. That thing you heard was God and he's no good, he can't help you anyway, if he could have he would have stopped us long ago so's that's showing you if you give your soul to us he'll take care of you.' And I stood there face-to-face with that thing and it seemed like I heard another voice–a teeny tiny little voice about the size of an ant almost–it said, 'Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't say yes.' I didn't know who that voice was but I never heard it before. <sic> And that big face-thing, that big ugly spirit-face it showed me a vision of money and power and all of these different things but that vocie said '…don't do it.' I said, 'no, I'm not doing this. No thank you I'm going to stay the way I am. I'm not coming here to get into this like you're talking about.' And he started screaming, 'Why! Why! Come do it! He'll give you everything you want!' And I said, 'No.'

    When I said no the floor came back, the clothes in the closet came back, I opened that closet door and said, 'By God, what is going on here?' and I never listened to that thing again. Because <sic> if you say yes you sign a ten year contract or a twenty year contract in an agreement with them. You'll be like most people you see who's getting involved with it [and] after ten years (or twenty years) they'll come get you <sic> and they kill you on that year. I can name people I know of who did what that thing invited me to do: they got the richest fast, they got famous on television, they became famous rockstars, they became actors and actresses and after that ten (or twenty) year contract they die right in that same month, day, week and second that they signed off.



    Originally posted by RestStop Well I know this one that's called "Big Face" this is a very serious thing because <sic> its job is to make you an offer to sell your soul outright to the devil. So you could be around a perimeter messing around with certain things with witchcraft and voodoo <sic> but they want you in wholeheartedly. All the way in they don't want you to just be playing around they want you to be all the way in and they'll send certain spirits out there to do it. And this was one of those spirits and they'll say 'come into the closet' and I (RestStop) went into the closet and it told me shut the door and it says 'join us'. Join us give us your whole self. And I said 'how in the world can I give you my whole self?' because I was a child I didn't know how to give them my whole self. And he said, 'say these words and than you can join us full fledged all the way' and when he said that all the clothes disappeared. Clothes in the closet disappeared, the shirts disappeared, the shoes, everything disappeared in this closet became as if I was standing out in space with the stars. There was no floor <sic> and there I myself and that spirit face-to-face. He said, 'if you give your whole self we will give you power, you'll have money, you'll have all the girls in the neighborhood plus, you'll have so much power that the politicians will respect you.

    The government will respect you and you'll be able to go through walls, you'll be able to go into the bank and take all the money you want and come right back through the wall all you have to do is say yes. Give your self to us totally. That thing you heard was God and he's no good, he can't help you anyway, if he could have he would have stopped us long ago so's that's showing you if you give your soul to us he'll take care of you.' And I stood there face-to-face with that thing and it seemed like I heard another voice–a teeny tiny little voice about the size of an ant almost–it said, 'Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't say yes.' I didn't know who that voice was but I never heard it before. <sic> And that big face-thing, that big ugly spirit-face it showed me a vision of money and power and all of these different things but that vocie said '…don't do it.' I said, 'no, I'm not doing this. No thank you I'm going to stay the way I am. I'm not coming here to get into this like you're talking about.' And he started screaming, 'Why! Why! Come do it! He'll give you everything you want!' And I said, 'No.'

    When I said no the floor came back, the clothes in the closet came back, I opened that closet door and said, 'By God, what is going on here?' and I never listened to that thing again. Because <sic> if you say yes you sign a ten year contract or a twenty year contract in an agreement with them. You'll be like most people you see who's getting involved with it [and] after ten years (or twenty years) they'll come get you <sic> and they kill you on that year. I can name people I know of who did what that thing invited me to do: they got the richest fast, they got famous on television, they became famous rockstars, they became actors and actresses and after that ten (or twenty) year contract they die right in that same month, day, week and second that they signed off.



    Originally posted by RestStop Well I know this one that's called "Big Face" this is a very serious thing because <sic> its job is to make you an offer to sell your soul outright to the devil. So you could be around a perimeter messing around with certain things with witchcraft and voodoo <sic> but they want you in wholeheartedly. All the way in they don't want you to just be playing around they want you to be all the way in and they'll send certain spirits out there to do it. And this was one of those spirits and they'll say 'come into the closet' and I (RestStop) went into the closet and it told me shut the door and it says 'join us'. Join us give us your whole self. And I said 'how in the world can I give you my whole self?' because I was a child I didn't know how to give them my whole self. And he said, 'say these words and than you can join us full fledged all the way' and when he said that all the clothes disappeared. Clothes in the closet disappeared, the shirts disappeared, the shoes, everything disappeared in this closet became as if I was standing out in space with the stars. There was no floor <sic> and there I myself and that spirit face-to-face. He said, 'if you give your whole self we will give you power, you'll have money, you'll have all the girls in the neighborhood plus, you'll have so much power that the politicians will respect you.

    The government will respect you and you'll be able to go through walls, you'll be able to go into the bank and take all the money you want and come right back through the wall all you have to do is say yes. Give your self to us totally. That thing you heard was God and he's no good, he can't help you anyway, if he could have he would have stopped us long ago so's that's showing you if you give your soul to us he'll take care of you.' And I stood there face-to-face with that thing and it seemed like I heard another voice–a teeny tiny little voice about the size of an ant almost–it said, 'Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't say yes.' I didn't know who that voice was but I never heard it before. <sic> And that big face-thing, that big ugly spirit-face it showed me a vision of money and power and all of these different things but that vocie said '…don't do it.' I said, 'no, I'm not doing this. No thank you I'm going to stay the way I am. I'm not coming here to get into this like you're talking about.' And he started screaming, 'Why! Why! Come do it! He'll give you everything you want!' And I said, 'No.'

    When I said no the floor came back, the clothes in the closet came back, I opened that closet door and said, 'By God, what is going on here?' and I never listened to that thing again. Because <sic> if you say yes you sign a ten year contract or a twenty year contract in an agreement with them. You'll be like most people you see who's getting involved with it [and] after ten years (or twenty years) they'll come get you <sic> and they kill you on that year. I can name people I know of who did what that thing invited me to do: they got the richest fast, they got famous on television, they became famous rockstars, they became actors and actresses and after that ten (or twenty) year contract they die right in that same month, day, week and second that they signed off.

    Well I know this one that's called "Big Face" this is a very serious thing because <sic> its job is to make you an offer to sell your soul outright to the devil. So you could be around a perimeter messing around with certain things with witchcraft and voodoo <sic> but they want you in wholeheartedly. All the way in they don't want you to just be playing around they want you to be all the way in and they'll send certain spirits out there to do it. And this was one of those spirits and they'll say 'come into the closet' and I (RestStop) went into the closet and it told me shut the door and it says 'join us'. Join us give us your whole self. And I said 'how in the world can I give you my whole self?' because I was a child I didn't know how to give them my whole self. And he said, 'say these words and than you can join us full fledged all the way' and when he said that all the clothes disappeared. Clothes in the closet disappeared, the shirts disappeared, the shoes, everything disappeared in this closet became as if I was standing out in space with the stars. There was no floor <sic> and there I myself and that spirit face-to-face. He said, 'if you give your whole self we will give you power, you'll have money, you'll have all the girls in the neighborhood plus, you'll have so much power that the politicians will respect you.

    The government will respect you and you'll be able to go through walls, you'll be able to go into the bank and take all the money you want and come right back through the wall all you have to do is say yes. Give your self to us totally. That thing you heard was God and he's no good, he can't help you anyway, if he could have he would have stopped us long ago so's that's showing you if you give your soul to us he'll take care of you.' And I stood there face-to-face with that thing and it seemed like I heard another voice–a teeny tiny little voice about the size of an ant almost–it said, 'Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't say yes.' I didn't know who that voice was but I never heard it before. <sic> And that big face-thing, that big ugly spirit-face it showed me a vision of money and power and all of these different things but that vocie said '…don't do it.' I said, 'no, I'm not doing this. No thank you I'm going to stay the way I am. I'm not coming here to get into this like you're talking about.' And he started screaming, 'Why! Why! Come do it! He'll give you everything you want!' And I said, 'No.'

    When I said no the floor came back, the clothes in the closet came back, I opened that closet door and said, 'By God, what is going on here?' and I never listened to that thing again. Because <sic> if you say yes you sign a ten year contract or a twenty year contract in an agreement with them. You'll be like most people you see who's getting involved with it [and] after ten years (or twenty years) they'll come get you <sic> and they kill you on that year. I can name people I know of who did what that thing invited me to do:
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  13. Bipolar High Roller Precums like a Clydesdale
    Originally posted by RestStop Care to recommend something?

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  14. Ooh it's almost Christmas I think we will see Zanta Claus/ Zaint Nick. Zaint Zattex, oh yes
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  15. 5 thanks and i beat the shit out of the student next to me for no reason
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  16. Originally posted by Bill Krozby Nah im not gay like that we should just have a tx meet up

    plus what would we do anyways? sip robotussin and play spin the tail on your moms ass?

    if i met you irl i would assault you



    Originally posted by Sploo #1 fan I do! I saw all ur pictures from googling "sploo zoklet" and I think ur cute ;)

    owo

    Originally posted by RestStop That depends, can you trap, nigga? I'm an old man in this game and I be some fresh young niggaz to be trappin fo' dat dolla.

    called up momma said "i'm still trappin' "
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  17. Fuck Christmas and the holidays
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  18. Originally posted by Zcronaldo He's a nigger what do you expect.

    He's not even black which is what makes it bad. If he was I'd understand his poor taste.
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  19. got the nitrous today.
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  20. Friends switch up when you in the benz truck
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