Originally posted by RestStop
She makes me want to be a better man :
She makes you want to want to be a better man. Otherwise you would have started already.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Send her a pic of your fully erect dick and say "your loss".
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Originally posted by Enter
Maybe the best option is to not reply at all?
This. If she texts you with that, just don't even reply. Don't give her the time at all. If she calls you later, answer it, but tell her you're in the middle of something and you'll "get back to her", except you don't. Ever.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
A woman from a local bank came into my work one day and was trying to get the guys to open an account with them.
I got fucking pissed and kicked her out.
My boss got mad at me because he said she could come in and I was like FUCK HER MAN we don't go into her place and try and sell brake jobs and shit.
Fuck the bank fuck the bankers,they are nothing but fucking parasites.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Enter
??? You hear stories of innocent people walking through parks at night and getting beaten up/killed by gangs all the time.
the media always portray the victims as innocent and whiter than white to make the fear-mongering agenda they have even more effective. the truth is that the vast majority of those 'innocent' victims that were killed for just minding their own business, were doing anything but. i'm not saying what ever they did warranted being killed, but most of them upset somebody, somehow. obviously.
.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Enter
Went to the gym for the first time in months today. I'm going to get back into it, I feel like I'm refreshed and have a second zest for life after my fiji trip. I want to be in shape again for my USA road trip. Almost threw up at the end of it, but instead of just going home like I used to, I rested on the couches for a few minutes and then finished my workout. Proud of myself. ^_^
Enter you're in the mix breaking bricks ballin in the fuckin mix.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Malice
Completely inaccurate. You don't know what happened.
All evidence suggests that neither do you.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by RestStop
My mom's getting a divorce lawl.
Lawl
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Who malice thinks he is
Who malice actually is
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
the one that always makes me laugh is when people are getting accused of being racist and they come out with that old line 'i'm not racist, some of my best friends are black'. like that even means anything at the time, and i'm sure most people who say that are talking absolute shit and prolly just happen to have a black colleague at work, or a black neighbor down the street from where they live who they rarely even say hi to.
i mean you wouldn't use that logic if you were accused of anything else. could you imagine somebody on trial saying 'i'm not a murderer, some of my best friends are dead', lol.
'i'm not a thief, some of my best friends have been burgled' haha.
'i'm not a pedophile, some of my best friends are kids', ..oh fucking hell no.
.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
ahh, self absorbed beach sluts. A common vintage but they have their savor none the less.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by RestStop
This is fairly easy to do. I know people who've spent 1-2 million+ on drugs and aren't even 50 yet.
I have absolutely spent minimum of 1 million on drugs.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
So, the spring semester starts in summer/fall is what you're saying.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2018-02-09 at 11:44 PM UTC
in
does everyone here use meth?
Originally posted by A College Professor
no, never tried it. im like… holier than thou and have no interest in hard drugs.
Meth isnt a "hard drug" you nince
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by RestStop
I think diseases/disorders tend to consume all aspects of the sufferer's life if they let it. Not that it should be common but it definitely is. It's also a huge crutch to keep from doing things or a poor excuse as to why one hasn't done certain things. "Oh I have slight headaches sometimes..that's why I'm 30 and a virgin". LOL niqqaz!
Wish I had the thanks button
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by mmQ
you guys are fucking weird. I have had my same small bowl since forever. Never needs anything more than a bic lighter otherwise it would burn the fuck out of it. Then again I dont smoke a qg at a time.
It's about fuel capacity mang. Meth/crackheads can burn through entire store's worth of lighters. What then? Blowtorch.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2018-02-09 at 6:17 AM UTC
in
MANDALAY BAY SHOOTING!
Well that's all we neeed to know. /thread
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
