What if they did...what would you do to have saved them. If they were like "I'm gonna end it all very soon... but if you suck my dick or bang me, I won't do it and keep living", probably slap/punch them in the face, they kill themselves, and you gotta live with that.
On a related note, if any of you wanna save my life by sucking me off or banging me, shoot me a PM thanks :-).
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
Bc they are supposed to save your life not give you cheap thrills as youre dying!
Well no, nurses are not supposed to save your life, doctors are. Nurses are there to give you meds, plump your pillow, give blanket baths and take your temp/blood pressure while pressing their body against you.
There is no better medicine than a sexily dressed woman touching you up.
The male nurses can go to hell btw...
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I have a new opinion. She is actually bretty cool. Dr Phil made it cringey. All this time I've been lead to believe she was the cringe one, but no, it was Phil. He antagonized her, like he does with everyone. I hate him. I HATE Him. I want to go on his show like as an unruly adult and then tell him to cash me ousside but then I just fucking pour a bunch of gasoline on him and burn him alive on stage lol.
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Originally posted by Rizzo in a box
she's ugly? or you've just seen her without makeup?
speaking of whamen, what the fuck is with guys and their standards? it seems like shit has absolutely plummeted. I know people that aren't even slightly ashamed of dating fat chicks (not thicc, or chubby and cute, just FAT). men I used to think were absolute players (fit, over six foot, DJs, cocaine, that sort) fight each other over chicks that are kind cute if you're drunk and you squint.
I live mostly as a hermit and silence is sacred to me, but occasionally I go outside and reconnect with my friends in various places and everytime it blows my fucking mind. Is everyone just ugly and fat now? the fuck is wrong with people.
They were probably hot when they first met
At this point it seems to be almost an American women's tradition to get fat and refuse sex after you've been with someone for a couple years
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Originally posted by RestStop
I've had a small screwdriver inside my rectum since last wednesday.thursday? Really don't wanna have to go to the hospital for this
Try coming up with horrible insults and bullying it and yelling at the screwdriver to see if you can provoke it into feeling so uncomfortable around you that it forfeits the warm comfort of your boy pussy and bails.
Or magnets? Maybe some pliers, astroglide and a stiff drink?
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You need to stay with her. Go to China, fuck all the hookers you can and take lots of photos, cumming in pussy and on ass.
Propose to her, make your gf feel truly special. Right at the end, before the night of the wedding, leave and send her everything in an email. Say "you weren't worth it, but these cunts sure were worth 20 bucks"
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